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...and the winning Pumpkins in the 'carve-a-celebrity' competition go to David Dickinson and Katie Price.

21/10/22 20:04:51

"...and tonight we investigate the dangers of addiction to cosmetic procedures."

21/10/22 19:37:09

Molly had taken to giving Ted subtle reminders to get a prostate examination.

21/10/22 19:20:41

Beauty is in the pie of the beholder

21/10/22 19:17:12

"Great...they opt for 'trick' and I get my teeth kicked in."

21/10/22 19:00:26

"They call me a Trumpkin."
"Because you're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and thrown out in November?"
"No, because my mouth looks like something sh*t comes out of."

21/10/22 19:00:17

Those pumpkins look smashed

21/10/22 19:35:35

Some of the faces the other captioneers pull when they read the latest pun!

21/10/22 19:09:11

"What did the dentist say?"

"I just need a filling."

21/10/22 19:06:05

"Hello, children, this year I've carved my pumpkins to demonstrate the various stages of tooth decay brought about by excessive sweeties. Would you like a bag of nuts, or some lentil crackers?"

"Ok, guys, fetch the eggs and toilet paper."

21/10/22 19:04:49

Crack-o-lantern

21/10/22 19:03:36

Tory leadership frontrunners.

21/10/22 19:03:35

We Put the Preparation H in Halloween

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