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KT A Vote score: 4196KT A

"This is one of my sprouts. You should see my cabbages!"

02/12/22 12:00:11

Stephen Bean Vote score: 31231Stephen Bean

Every child in the neighbourhood hates Bob. He always donates his largest cabbages to the local school canteen.

02/12/22 12:46:21, edited: 02/12/22 12:47:51

Dave Bryan Vote score: 26803Dave Bryan

''Did you ever visualise growing such a large cabbage?''

''Yes, I've got a fertile imagination.''

02/12/22 12:09:25, edited: 02/12/22 12:53:24

Stephen Bean Vote score: 31231Stephen Bean

Kale of the Century

02/12/22 12:00:13

John Harrison Vote score: 3224John Harrison

Dave was accused of using a performance enhancing dung.

02/12/22 13:41:21

Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 1397Ellen Duncalf

Which aisle did you say they were in at Tesco's?

02/12/22 12:50:43

Aisle 5... and 6... and.... --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 18369The Wolf

Having the world's biggest penis is great until you get a severe bacterial infection.

02/12/22 12:00:10

Mr Dome  Vote score: 15767Mr Dome

Next up on Gardener's Question Time, we ask the question 'Why?'

02/12/22 15:59:41

Mr Dome  Vote score: 15767Mr Dome

Dave's cover photo for his new book 'In Search of the Clitoris'

02/12/22 13:13:06

Ian Skelding Vote score: 31140Ian Skelding

“Feed me.”

02/12/22 12:04:39

KT A Vote score: 4196KT A

Five a day! You must be joking!

02/12/22 12:00:25

tony kelly Vote score: 1530tony kelly

''How do you grow cabbages that size? You must be really veg-savoy.''

02/12/22 13:32:39

Dave Bryan Vote score: 26803Dave Bryan

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

Crackerjack contestants complain about size of cabbages in 'Double or Drop'.

02/12/22 12:03:14, edited: 02/12/22 12:04:07

John Harrison Vote score: 3224John Harrison

Derek's other testicle was completely normal.

02/12/22 12:01:32

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