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"This is one of my sprouts. You should see my cabbages!"
02/12/22 12:00:11
Every child in the neighbourhood hates Bob. He always donates his largest cabbages to the local school canteen.
02/12/22 12:46:21, edited: 02/12/22 12:47:51
''Did you ever visualise growing such a large cabbage?''''Yes, I've got a fertile imagination.''
02/12/22 12:09:25, edited: 02/12/22 12:53:24
Kale of the Century
02/12/22 12:00:13
Dave was accused of using a performance enhancing dung.
02/12/22 13:41:21
Which aisle did you say they were in at Tesco's?
02/12/22 12:50:43
Having the world's biggest penis is great until you get a severe bacterial infection.
02/12/22 12:00:10
Next up on Gardener's Question Time, we ask the question 'Why?'
02/12/22 15:59:41
Dave's cover photo for his new book 'In Search of the Clitoris'
02/12/22 13:13:06
“Feed me.”
02/12/22 12:04:39
Five a day! You must be joking!
02/12/22 12:00:25
''How do you grow cabbages that size? You must be really veg-savoy.''
02/12/22 13:32:39
ENTERTAINMENT NEWSCrackerjack contestants complain about size of cabbages in 'Double or Drop'.
02/12/22 12:03:14, edited: 02/12/22 12:04:07
Derek's other testicle was completely normal.
02/12/22 12:01:32