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"Carry the 1 over, and... Yeah, you still have negative finder points."
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6848Crunchy Chords

"Carry the 1 over, and... Yeah, you still have negative finder points."

16/08/22 19:00:19

James Lennox Vote score: 12539James Lennox

"There you have it, definitive proof of time travel."

"You mean the fact that later Captioneers keep writing the same captions earlier Captioneers had written earlier, over and over again?"

"No, the fact other later Captioneers keep voting for the same captions that later Captioneers keep writing that were the same as earlier captions that earlier Captioneers voted for when earlier Captioneers had written them earlier, over and over again ... Obviously."

16/08/22 19:54:19, edited: 16/08/22 19:55:53

I have mixed feelings about living in the timeline in which nobody went back to stop On Adventure With Dad. --Glad You Remember
C CaMel Vote score: 8899C CaMel

“She said ‘I’m fine’ but according to our calculations I’ll be sleeping on the couch for 3.75 weeks.”

16/08/22 21:09:21

Tony Edwards Vote score: 36447Tony Edwards

Even mathematicians have to work their way up the ladder.

16/08/22 19:57:00

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17726Dan Nicholls

Working out how much Boris owes in child allowance.

16/08/22 19:06:12

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 6080Scrijjy Doo

Still can't find the clitoris.

16/08/22 19:01:05, edited: 16/08/22 19:26:59

Um, no... 'this' is the caption people. Those captions with more votes?... No. They represent multiple account holders voting on their own shit, because 'this' is the caption.It just is.You'll see. --Charles Gilbert
Tony Edwards Vote score: 36447Tony Edwards

"Who cares? As long as the answer comes to 42."

16/08/22 19:40:08, edited: 16/08/22 19:59:20

Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6302Lucky Elperro

"So I proved conclusively last Tuesday this is how to work out the Euromillions numbers"

"How much did you win?"

"£3.50"

16/08/22 22:15:22

Kate B Vote score: 2053Kate B

We teach Maths at all levels in this school.

16/08/22 19:01:43

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18818Vanessa the Guesser

Two of them fell off the ladders and were in subtraction for months.

16/08/22 19:01:27

Al Overy Vote score: 14088Al Overy

Rung answers

16/08/22 19:00:32

Dave Bryan Vote score: 23519Dave Bryan

There was only one mathematician here last week. They must be multiplying.

16/08/22 19:00:10

Kate B Vote score: 2053Kate B

Pi in the sky.

16/08/22 19:02:03

Al Overy Vote score: 14088Al Overy

"And THAT is how you work out the perfect caption."

16/08/22 19:00:12

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6848Crunchy Chords

Clearly they're short-staffed.

16/08/22 19:00:08

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6848Crunchy Chords

“I’ll do the algebra. I’ll do the statistics. I’ll even do the calculus. But geometry is where I draw the line.”

19/08/22 5:48:32

Barrie Bullock Vote score: 846Barrie Bullock

Higher education.

17/08/22 13:03:14

Nigel Marshall Vote score: 690Nigel Marshall

‘This is absolute rubbish’ shouted Keith from Ipswich as the countdown numbers solution is revealed.

16/08/22 20:47:48

Nigel Marshall Vote score: 690Nigel Marshall

Before sending the company newsletter, the admin staff double checked they had included all the ‘Non-Binary Gender Identities’

16/08/22 19:24:37

Tony S Vote score: 6130Tony S

" OK we have done all the calculations and still can't decide if it's math or maths "

16/08/22 19:09:19

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6848Crunchy Chords

"See, when you multiply a positive number by a negative number, the answer is negative; but when the two numbers are both positive OR when they're both negative, the answer is positive! This proves that the universe is biased toward the positive, and you should definitely ask her out."

16/08/22 19:03:33

Ian Skelding Vote score: 29460Ian Skelding

Even window cleaners had to get a second job.

16/08/22 19:03:10, edited: 16/08/22 19:06:41

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6848Crunchy Chords

They're struggling to solve it, but have pity on these white males: Cambridge Maths Department have always had difficulty with integration.

16/08/22 19:02:53

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18818Vanessa the Guesser

"So we just need a dice and some snakes.."

16/08/22 19:02:38

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6848Crunchy Chords

"...Wait."
"What?"
"... I forgot a negative sign."

16/08/22 19:01:25

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6848Crunchy Chords

"I added the diagram because we need more help and a picture is worth a thousand nerds."

16/08/22 19:00:58

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