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This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema.
22/05/17 16:20:45
Once I passed that sign I thought I could start driving normally again.
11/05/17 20:13:48
Church fete ends in chaos, police investigate student cake stall.
06/05/17 18:04:19
....."and the cone has miraculously dis......oh"
17/07/17 14:11:57
Tips on lifting the world's largest sim card.
27/06/17 13:26:03
A direct line can be traced back through history from the kid at A & E with a saucepan on his head right back to medieval times.
25/06/17 9:25:37
The radio might be portable but look at the size of the battery !
06/06/17 20:56:51
BBC refute accusations that Question Time has dumbed down.
07/05/17 18:57:45
Some artistic licence taken with the new Dunkirk movie I see.
03/08/17 20:29:55
"Oh what a beautiful spot" said Jenny as she stepped from the enchanted forest "and what does it say on that tree stump ? West Ham are shit"
08/07/17 7:23:07
My 20th year at college but I got a good feeling this could be the year I graduate.
13/07/17 21:31:36
A touching monument that perfectly encapsulates the horror of getting onto the beaches only to find the Germans have already taken the sun loungers.
13/07/17 6:00:39
The bullet vibrator was leaving the quality testers distinctly underwhelmed.
05/06/17 21:51:38
Never heard of being turfed INTO bed.
03/05/17 21:18:36
Reminds me when I tried to bury my mother in law on the beach at Scarborough. Face down, but I didn't have a JCB handy.
30/07/17 15:40:50
Transatlantic ironing board challenge ends in predictable failure
12/06/17 11:44:23
Labour unveil Corbyn battlebus.
04/05/17 21:30:18
I remember the old days at the pictures, an usherette wearing a snorkel would come up from between your legs an offer you a raspberry ripple.
04/08/17 18:10:59
Springwatch is getting a bit Disneyfied these days
08/07/17 7:04:32
The intimidating demeanour, the stern expression, the stone cold stare...the sculpture is a bit frightening too.
18/05/17 19:06:00
Due to a mix up too complicated to explain, baggage handlers found themselves on pole for Grand Prix while Lewis Hamilton broke suitcases at Stansted.
10/05/17 16:55:54
Yes, that's lovely darling, mummy's just on the phone.
01/05/17 8:14:32
Recently released photo of Mother Teresa reveals a side she kept hidden from the world.
26/04/17 18:27:11
That's one way to get a pair of legs wrapped round your neck.
27/08/17 22:12:45
The amazing new breast enhancer - sucks even more than these captions.
21/08/17 19:59:02
With her career in the doldrums, Jeanette Kranky found her addictions spiralling out of control.
15/08/17 20:20:26
Heatwave claims another victim : Ben says Jerry would have wanted it this way.
07/08/17 9:20:01
" I'm just going outside I may be some tiiiiiiiiiiime !"Nod to myself Wed 23:20:32No one liked it then and no one will like it now.
03/08/17 20:35:25
Go to the 9th floor and you can see the world through Patrick Swayze's eyes.
16/07/17 10:43:17
We're gonna need a bigger Lego set.
15/07/17 11:30:17
It great when it's quiet like this, just you, me and tin foil as far as the eye can see.
08/07/17 6:55:52
Later they were assimilated into the hive and now produce ten pounds of honey a day.
30/06/17 19:45:07
Picked up this rare Ron Mael pin cushion on Sparks fan site. What a bargain.
19/06/17 20:27:41
A Tolkien fan's night out. Two beers for him and one for his inflatable girlfriend.
13/06/17 12:17:11
Anyone seen the guy who nicked our stereo ?
07/06/17 20:53:50
Makes you want to get out and enjoy nature don't it ?
27/05/17 20:42:14
"Don't worry", I said. "We can get a spag bol microwave meal instead, it'll taste just as good". I think she lives up north somewhere now.
19/05/17 9:09:43
While the demolition of White Hart Lane gathers speed, two life long fans continue their unique and moving tribute from the centre circle.
16/05/17 8:24:34
BT have a novel solution to demands for faster broadband.
12/05/17 7:56:58
Finally, something to make F1 interesting.
10/05/17 16:51:02
So how do you feel about kids ?Can't stand them, why do you ask ?Oh no reason, let's move over to one of the tables shall we.
09/05/17 18:37:44
The latest evidence to cast doubt on Darwinism.
07/05/17 18:56:57
Congrats Richard, great caption... popcorn is on you next time ðŸ˜
comment on caption: This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. [Richard Burns]
Great caption Richard, very well done
Well done Richard - you just beat me to it with this great caption - I remember clearly thinking 'he's got a good 'un here' and so it proved. Nice one!
Congratulations Richard.
Congratulations, Richard. The winner by a neck.
Nice one Richard... Caption of the month by a long stretch. Well deserved.
Well done Richard, really liked this one :)
Well done richard
Congrats squire. Head (not shoulders) above the rest.... :)
Congrats. A good one. Spend it on a good night out at the cinema ...
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Congrats Richard, great caption... popcorn is on you next time ðŸ˜
12:45am
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This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. [Richard Burns]
Great caption Richard, very well done
6:36am
comment on caption:
This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. [Richard Burns]
Well done Richard - you just beat me to it with this great caption - I remember clearly thinking 'he's got a good 'un here' and so it proved. Nice one!
7:14am
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This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. [Richard Burns]
Congratulations Richard.
7:26am
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This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. [Richard Burns]
Congratulations, Richard. The winner by a neck.
8:48am
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This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. [Richard Burns]
Nice one Richard... Caption of the month by a long stretch. Well deserved.
10:44am
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This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. [Richard Burns]
Well done Richard, really liked this one :)
4:39pm
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This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. [Richard Burns]
Well done richard
5:05pm
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This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. [Richard Burns]
Congrats squire. Head (not shoulders) above the rest.... :)
9:12pm
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This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. [Richard Burns]
Congrats. A good one. Spend it on a good night out at the cinema ...
11:10am
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This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. [Richard Burns]