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Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

....."and the cone has miraculously dis......oh"

17/07/17 14:11:57

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6215Greg Curtis

Cone-stable

17/07/17 11:31:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32681Tony Edwards

Martha will surprise her husband tonight wearing a Madonna-style cone bra.

17/07/17 11:57:54

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"A-ha!" yelled Martha- "Caught you wearing my Madonna-style cone bra!" --Michael Winner
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15347Dan Nicholls

Ze long arm of ze l'eau

17/07/17 11:34:15

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6525Vivvy En

"A l'eau, à l'eau, à l'eau, there's something Vichy 'ere so I'm setting up a
cone-traflow"
(Nod to 12:34:15)

17/07/17 13:38:45

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Ah," thought Glenys, "Maybe this will hide my embarrassing third leg."

17/07/17 11:18:50

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"Where have they hidden those donuts?"

17/07/17 11:00:52

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5052Kenny Ireland

Conedescending.

18/07/17 12:12:03

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5052Kenny Ireland

Marge could not work out where the smugglers had hidden the vodka but the solution was right behind her.

18/07/17 12:10:55

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Only 6 more reps of cone lifting and I've got my daily exercise in for the day."

17/07/17 15:57:56

 
Something  Something Vote score: 111Something Something

After another round of cuts the police have been forced to sell off many of their liquid assets

17/07/17 14:59:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20974John Glover

The esacaped elephant was found collapsed and badly dehydrated, as ever constable Clark, first on the scene, showed aptitude and skill by stopping a passing water delivery lorry and using the road cone as a funnell saved the life of the unfortunate pachyderm.

17/07/17 12:04:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23111Ian Skelding

Matryoshka Cones

17/07/17 11:29:41

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7137Hercules Rockefeller

Having left her megaphone back at the station, Dorothy decided to improvise.

17/07/17 11:15:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Larger and Lime

17/07/17 11:00:15

 
Martin Daniels Vote score: 52Martin Daniels

that's a mint looking cone

17/07/17 18:31:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11092Neil Mackenzie

New research claims carbonated water could be linked to obesity. Mary didn't care if it was Trooper she was sealing off the area ensuring a safe passage was coned off to the Doughnut store.

17/07/17 14:25:37

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2565Tracey Sarge

Road closed due to water works.

17/07/17 14:03:44

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

Gillian clearly has an affinity with cones of all types

17/07/17 13:32:34

 
Something  Something Vote score: 111Something Something

Whistle blower reveales police departments have been using water hoarding to obtain confessions

17/07/17 13:01:43

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I tried the water bottle/boarding gag two weeks ago (caption.me/400522) and scored zero. Good luck to both of you. --Pete
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5226Chris Halliwell

It's Health and Safety gone mad on the set of the latest Harry Potter film.

17/07/17 12:53:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13315Vanessa the Guesser

The theft of traffic cones was becoming a serious problem in more effluent areas.

17/07/17 12:51:03

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Waterboarding random passers-by has become a nice way of passing the time for some fat, bored police officers.

17/07/17 12:13:14

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"Water you looking for, officer?"

17/07/17 12:12:51

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Cone and the fat hairy yin.

17/07/17 12:11:01

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23111Ian Skelding

"This'll make a nice change for the Duke of Wellington statue in Glasgow."

17/07/17 11:32:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32681Tony Edwards

Martina practices her cones and balls routine.

17/07/17 11:23:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Later in life, Dorothy paraded her trophy from the body of the Wicked Witch of Temporary Roadwork Obstructions.

17/07/17 11:23:22

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Having already eaten several road signs, Sergeant Lukacs happily chomped away on another cone. 'The water helps. I get through about 400 bottles a day.'

17/07/17 11:20:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10301Mr Dome

Hmm. Not sure my matching helmet will fit

17/07/17 11:04:38

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

With a lot of bottle, but she took great pride in her coordinator role.

17/07/17 11:03:21

 
Chris Moorhead Vote score: 1564Chris Moorhead

There had been an accident on the street, and water pile-up it had been too.

17/07/17 11:01:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Cone an' the Barbara-Rhian

17/07/17 11:00:05

 
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