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It was within the queens power to have them beeheaded.
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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

It was within the queens power to have them beeheaded.

30/06/17 22:10:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20992John Glover

"Yes, the bee sting therapy will cure us of our arthritis, I'm laughing because you are supposed to keep your underpants on."

30/06/17 21:10:06

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Or you might go into anal-phylactic shock. --Welsh Rarebit
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Later they were assimilated into the hive and now produce ten pounds of honey a day.

30/06/17 19:45:07

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''..So, it was a progression thing. Knowing I had a deep-seated fear of bees, my counsellor firstly introduced me to watching Brentford, then she told me to polish my furniture with beeswax, after that I had to wear a bee costume to a fancy dress party, followed by a visit to a Hives concert, and then..wham!! Just look at how much I have achieved since then...''

01/07/17 8:13:55

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15356Dan Nicholls

No, no. I said beHAVE yourself.

30/06/17 20:14:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13351Vanessa the Guesser

Bee Geez

30/06/17 19:18:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Hive #46338 put the finishing touches to their life-sized human wax sculptures.

30/06/17 19:02:23

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Perfect! Nobody will recognise us when we rob the bank!

30/06/17 20:37:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10308Mr Dome

To raise funds for charity, the two friends thought a suit of bees would be a great way to generate lots of donations. Unfortunately they didn't know that all their friends were a bit stingy

30/06/17 20:11:28

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5226Chris Halliwell

Buzz Aldrin and Honey G bump into each other.

30/06/17 19:20:22

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Beelaclavas.

30/06/17 19:02:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11101Neil Mackenzie

They're not real People they are just Buzzts.

01/07/17 18:05:54

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Can you imagine the beehive hairstyles if we were coneheads.

01/07/17 17:43:25

 
Chris Moorhead Vote score: 1564Chris Moorhead

Although the couple had seemed nice over the phone, they were decidedly waspish face-to-face.

01/07/17 13:19:58

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Honey, we're home!"

01/07/17 4:21:06

 
Austin Marry Vote score: 1762Austin Marry

Tragedy ..... The Bee Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

30/06/17 22:13:42

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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Beekeeping for Beginners
Lesson one: Beekeepers always wear special suits and headgear.

30/06/17 22:09:47

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Those two have lovely eyes."
"Really?"
"Yes. Didn't you know that beauty is in the eye of the beeholder?"

30/06/17 22:02:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

The Bee Attitudes

30/06/17 21:45:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13351Vanessa the Guesser

Little Bee Peep

30/06/17 20:53:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I said get us some balaclavas to wear, not baklavas. Now this lot want their honey back.

30/06/17 20:36:57

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Gerry Rogers and Terry Danvers had always been second rate actors, and were only fit for bee movies.

30/06/17 20:23:54

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

This classifies as entertainment in Norfolk.

30/06/17 20:22:20

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2859GeeDee

John was always belittling Fred

30/06/17 20:16:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32699Tony Edwards

Buzzcocks

30/06/17 19:59:38

 
Mark England Vote score: 17427Mark England

"So last week they voted up a picture of a man with bees on his face and exhausted every Bee pun in the book. You said it'll be months before we make an appearance. Anon's going to have a field day with all the dupes"

30/06/17 19:50:20

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 32699Tony Edwards

Beestie Boys

30/06/17 19:48:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32699Tony Edwards

Honey Monsters

30/06/17 19:43:25

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

Dave and Mike thought they got a bargain Balaclava for £50 each but in reality they got stung.

30/06/17 19:42:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10308Mr Dome

As my mum would say, they're both keepers

30/06/17 19:33:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6540Vivvy En

Luckily for these guys the stinger with the bee in his bonnet (centre) couldn't find anywhere to land

30/06/17 19:25:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10308Mr Dome

They thought the bees were bad but little did they know that the Hulk was about to pounce from behind

30/06/17 19:23:07

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Breaking News: Paddy and Mick to become B-Boys.

30/06/17 19:21:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10308Mr Dome

I find this picture a bit creepy crawly

30/06/17 19:19:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10308Mr Dome

Speak no evil, hear no evil, bee no evil,

30/06/17 19:18:05

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

"You should see their knees..."

30/06/17 19:10:10

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

What apiary arseholes!

30/06/17 19:08:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Ouch, I told you we should have worn the Medweevil costumes instead, OUCH!"

30/06/17 19:04:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

There's no face like comb.

30/06/17 19:01:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"Darling, I wasn't going to say anything, but... I think we've got bees."

30/06/17 19:00:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Honey-chaps

30/06/17 19:00:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23138Ian Skelding

♪ Don't worry, bee happy ♪

30/06/17 19:00:08

 
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