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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	308	365	#174
Photos
Comments	3	6	10	#97

	All Time
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Captions	18	#318
Photos	2	#124
Comments

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	lol This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. 22/05/17 16:20:45	11 18
Congratulations, Richard. The winner by a neck. --Pete
	lol x2 Once I passed that sign I thought I could start driving normally again. 11/05/17 20:13:48	14

	Church fete ends in chaos, police investigate student cake stall. 06/05/17 18:04:19	13

	....."and the cone has miraculously dis......oh" 17/07/17 14:11:57	10

	Tips on lifting the world's largest sim card. 27/06/17 13:26:03	8

	A direct line can be traced back through history from the kid at A & E with a saucepan on his head right back to medieval times. 25/06/17 9:25:37	8

	The radio might be portable but look at the size of the battery ! 06/06/17 20:56:51	8

	BBC refute accusations that Question Time has dumbed down. 07/05/17 18:57:45	8

	Some artistic licence taken with the new Dunkirk movie I see. 03/08/17 20:29:55	7

	"Oh what a beautiful spot" said Jenny as she stepped from the enchanted forest "and what does it say on that tree stump ? West Ham are shit" 08/07/17 7:23:07	7

	My 20th year at college but I got a good feeling this could be the year I graduate. 13/07/17 21:31:36	6

	A touching monument that perfectly encapsulates the horror of getting onto the beaches only to find the Germans have already taken the sun loungers. 13/07/17 6:00:39	6

	The bullet vibrator was leaving the quality testers distinctly underwhelmed. 05/06/17 21:51:38	6

	Never heard of being turfed INTO bed. 03/05/17 21:18:36	6

	Reminds me when I tried to bury my mother in law on the beach at Scarborough. Face down, but I didn't have a JCB handy. 30/07/17 15:40:50	5

	Transatlantic ironing board challenge ends in predictable failure 12/06/17 11:44:23	5

	Labour unveil Corbyn battlebus. 04/05/17 21:30:18	5

	I remember the old days at the pictures, an usherette wearing a snorkel would come up from between your legs an offer you a raspberry ripple. 04/08/17 18:10:59	4

	Springwatch is getting a bit Disneyfied these days 08/07/17 7:04:32	4

	The intimidating demeanour, the stern expression, the stone cold stare...the sculpture is a bit frightening too. 18/05/17 19:06:00	4

	Due to a mix up too complicated to explain, baggage handlers found themselves on pole for Grand Prix while Lewis Hamilton broke suitcases at Stansted. 10/05/17 16:55:54	4

	Yes, that's lovely darling, mummy's just on the phone. 01/05/17 8:14:32	4

	Recently released photo of Mother Teresa reveals a side she kept hidden from the world. 26/04/17 18:27:11	4

	That's one way to get a pair of legs wrapped round your neck. 27/08/17 22:12:45	3

	The amazing new breast enhancer - sucks even more than these captions. 21/08/17 19:59:02	3

	With her career in the doldrums, Jeanette Kranky found her addictions spiralling out of control. 15/08/17 20:20:26	3

	Heatwave claims another victim : Ben says Jerry would have wanted it this way. 07/08/17 9:20:01	3

	" I'm just going outside I may be some tiiiiiiiiiiime !" Nod to myself Wed 23:20:32 No one liked it then and no one will like it now. 03/08/17 20:35:25	3

	Go to the 9th floor and you can see the world through Patrick Swayze's eyes. 16/07/17 10:43:17	3

	We're gonna need a bigger Lego set. 15/07/17 11:30:17	3

	It great when it's quiet like this, just you, me and tin foil as far as the eye can see. 08/07/17 6:55:52	3

	Later they were assimilated into the hive and now produce ten pounds of honey a day. 30/06/17 19:45:07	3

	Picked up this rare Ron Mael pin cushion on Sparks fan site. What a bargain. 19/06/17 20:27:41	3

	A Tolkien fan's night out. Two beers for him and one for his inflatable girlfriend. 13/06/17 12:17:11	3

	Anyone seen the guy who nicked our stereo ? 07/06/17 20:53:50	3

	Makes you want to get out and enjoy nature don't it ? 27/05/17 20:42:14	3

	"Don't worry", I said. "We can get a spag bol microwave meal instead, it'll taste just as good". I think she lives up north somewhere now. 19/05/17 9:09:43	2 3
And I was only eating through a straw for 6 weeks while my broken jaw healed. --Pussy Galore
	While the demolition of White Hart Lane gathers speed, two life long fans continue their unique and moving tribute from the centre circle. 16/05/17 8:24:34	3

	BT have a novel solution to demands for faster broadband. 12/05/17 7:56:58	3

	Finally, something to make F1 interesting. 10/05/17 16:51:02	3

	So how do you feel about kids ? Can't stand them, why do you ask ? Oh no reason, let's move over to one of the tables shall we. 09/05/17 18:37:44	3

	The latest evidence to cast doubt on Darwinism. 07/05/17 18:56:57	3