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Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

BBC refute accusations that Question Time has dumbed down.

07/05/17 19:57:45

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Tim decided to change his act because he kept getting ribbed

07/05/17 12:27:15

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

In order to be here tonight, Steve had to blow out his Mates

07/05/17 12:25:50

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

The latest evidence to cast doubt on Darwinism.

07/05/17 19:56:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Here we see an example of someone who is working under Durex.

07/05/17 12:13:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11068Neil Mackenzie

Paddy if your Girlfriend is using a cap you don't need a condom.

07/05/17 17:16:13

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5789Paul Reeve

With two successful attempts in the bag Johnny went for the hatrick.

07/05/17 14:51:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13289Vanessa the Guesser

Everyone seemed to be enjoying Pete's rendition of the Robbie Williams classic, "Sheath the One".

07/05/17 13:09:46

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

♪ Johnny, don't be a hair-o ♪

07/05/17 12:47:01

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1116Glad You Remember

He must have had a quite a blow jobbing that up.

07/05/17 19:03:13

 
Adrian C Vote score: 30Adrian C

Freezing up and forgetting the words to his speech, Jerry improvised.

07/05/17 17:00:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6507Vivvy En

Roger advises on how to stay safe during the run up to the General Erection

07/05/17 16:38:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6095C CaMel

Members only

07/05/17 16:03:48

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

The Hex Factor

07/05/17 15:55:09

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Johns poor impression of the previous caption.me photo.

07/05/17 14:02:06

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

"... a tard-studded show."

07/05/17 13:41:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13289Vanessa the Guesser

Dave found it easier when he was well lubricated.

07/05/17 12:57:46

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Jimmy's constant use of recycled captions was starting to prick his conscience.

07/05/17 12:27:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

Tom has a mate over.

07/05/17 12:06:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Stand-up Condomy

07/05/17 12:02:36

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

Gagster Rap

07/05/17 13:39:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20942John Glover

"My sister said I should make sure a condom is worn when I give my boyfriend head."

07/05/17 13:36:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6095C CaMel

Malcolm's technique ensured he never got anyone pregnant

07/05/17 12:46:15

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

It took great spunk for Johnny to perform his ear infection joke. Went down well though.

07/05/17 12:45:15

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

But the advert said "Use Your Head, Use A Condom."

07/05/17 12:40:10

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Winner of the bubble-gum blowing championship 2017.

07/05/17 12:29:24

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

Dave was feeling cocky

07/05/17 12:21:01

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

Snot funny

07/05/17 12:20:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32662Tony Edwards

Hard-on hat.

07/05/17 12:20:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

John Thomas demonstrates the new speech bubble for budding captioneers.

07/05/17 12:15:57

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Who let the stage-door Johnny in?

07/05/17 12:13:39

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

Dickhead

07/05/17 12:13:20

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1116Glad You Remember

He's ready to Dee-Jack-ulate.

07/05/17 12:08:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32662Tony Edwards

Sex on the brain.

07/05/17 12:08:07

 
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