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sandeep chahal Vote score: 645sandeep chahal

Pasture Bedtime

03/05/17 20:00:10

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

My ex wife would love this bed... The cow!

03/05/17 20:05:11

 
Mark England Vote score: 17413Mark England

Lazy Sod

03/05/17 21:11:59

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Somebody weed the bed

03/05/17 20:02:13

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Field of dreams.

03/05/17 20:43:56

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

This is our latest Spring Mattress
(Nod to 20:01:15)

03/05/17 20:13:28

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What a pleasant exchange of comments 😊 --Mr Dome
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Never heard of being turfed INTO bed.

03/05/17 22:18:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13289Vanessa the Guesser

Bedding plants.

03/05/17 20:00:10

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

And obviously Dave was unable to find his wife's clematis because of her overgrown bush

04/05/17 6:08:18

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5789Paul Reeve

Life isn't always a bed of roses.

03/05/17 23:10:03

 
Mark England Vote score: 17413Mark England

"I'm fed up sleeping on the left. The right seems more comfortable"
"That's your problem. You always think that the grass is greener on the other side"

03/05/17 20:33:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20942John Glover

Jane when she slept on it had sweet dreams, Colin however had sweet pees.

03/05/17 20:23:29

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

All right kids, own up, who put those seeds in our water bed?

03/05/17 20:15:23

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Roll me over in the clover.

03/05/17 20:09:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

King scythes bed

03/05/17 20:04:16

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

Because most people prefer having sex in privet

04/05/17 6:04:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Bed of snails.

03/05/17 20:10:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6095C CaMel

'This is where I vegetate babe'

03/05/17 20:03:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Spring has sprung

03/05/17 20:01:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Flower bed

03/05/17 20:00:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I'm a celebrity, get me Fern Cotton sheets.

03/05/17 23:07:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6095C CaMel

Whoreticulture

03/05/17 20:34:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

A Nightmare On Elm Sheet

03/05/17 20:30:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

"Swede dreams are made of this."

03/05/17 20:22:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32662Tony Edwards

Loam mattress

03/05/17 20:19:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Darling, I think the water bed has sprung a leek."

03/05/17 20:17:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32662Tony Edwards

Fresh airbnb

03/05/17 20:14:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Bensons and Hedges

03/05/17 20:11:36

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

A cud nights sleep

03/05/17 20:07:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Fifty Shades of Graze.

03/05/17 20:07:56

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Idiots! I ordered a king-size duvet, and they've sent me a king-size divet.

03/05/17 20:03:46

 
Adam Woods Adam Woods

Slept like a log last night....outside covered in moss

09/05/17 22:28:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11068Neil Mackenzie

The Wife never leaves the bed unmade.

04/05/17 19:26:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6095C CaMel

Flora and fornaps

03/05/17 21:11:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

You can't beat a Soilentnight bed.

03/05/17 21:06:24

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Outdoor salad bar on a bed of greens.

03/05/17 20:59:41

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Have you been smoking grass again in bed?''

03/05/17 20:56:21

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

This isn't the only bed Elton John would get a prick up his arse in.

03/05/17 20:47:19

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'Jeez, and there's a rabbit hole there ...'
'Don't be rude.'

03/05/17 20:39:01

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6095C CaMel

Tiger Woods' favorite hole

03/05/17 20:28:00

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Time to hit the Sax-ifraga

03/05/17 20:14:54

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'I said I fancied a bit of a feel.'
'Oh sorry, love. I thought you said field.'

03/05/17 20:13:49

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

I know you said you felt sheepish about making love but this is outrageous ...

03/05/17 20:10:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7111Hercules Rockefeller

"Okay, I see the bed & the beyond, now where's the bath?"

03/05/17 20:09:43

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Sleep tight ... hope the bugs don't bite"

03/05/17 20:09:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

You've got bed bugs.

03/05/17 20:08:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6507Vivvy En

Could you pass the trowels please, I need to do the lawndry.

03/05/17 20:08:52

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

I asked the wife if she fancied sex in the bedroom or sex in the garden and she said we should hedge our beds.

03/05/17 20:08:00

 
Adrian C Vote score: 30Adrian C

It's the only way I could get my vegan girlfriend to stay the night.

03/05/17 20:03:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I'm off to bed because I'm bushed"

03/05/17 20:00:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

"That's very sealy."

03/05/17 20:00:07

 
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