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	Police are looking for a thief riding a unicycle. 07/12/22 8:00:55	4

	"Put these on your head and it will cushion the blow when you fall off the bench." 06/12/22 20:10:20	4

	His dad has told him that if he wants to be a success in life he needs to walk over people. 31/10/22 8:00:15	4

	Refreshes the parts that other beers cannot reach 29/10/22 8:00:12	4

	For people in some occupations, midsummer nights can be very depressing. 18/10/22 8:00:14	4

	I think there is a strong possibility that his room has been wired. 17/10/22 20:01:35	4

	The sun shines out of her arse. 15/10/22 20:00:21	4

	... You should see her when she's angry. 12/10/22 12:10:39	4

	Susie and Sarah were a great help to their mum today – so she gave them something to rot their teeth. 09/10/22 20:01:59	4

	“Scratch my belly or I’m going to eat you all up.” “Don’t be ridiculous; how can a small man like you eat up a massive cat like me?” 30/09/22 20:00:37	4

	Parents can pick up bad habits from their kids. 22/09/22 8:02:27	1 4

	Pretty Polymorph 20/09/22 20:00:45	4

	Klu Klux Klan membership spreads to Africa 13/05/18 14:39:17	4

	"I'm a little teapot....." 27/04/18 9:21:40	4

	The cat that stole the cream. 09/04/24 12:16:59	3

	Cat burgulars 09/04/24 12:07:40	3

	"What's that Argentinian guy who keeps giving you vegetables called." "I don't know, I just call him Diego Marrow Donor." 26/03/24 20:12:54	3

	"It's a naked woman Jim, but not as we know it." 12/03/24 12:01:23	3

	"Look at that old car, it's positively prehistoric." 25/02/24 8:41:40	3

	I'm practicing for when I'm famous. 24/02/24 12:07:07	3

	When we said be sure to practice safe sex..... 16/02/24 8:07:38	3

	This is just crackers. 04/02/24 20:04:25	3

	"How did you get the parrot to stay so still?" "I used Pollygrip." 03/02/24 12:10:01	3

	Things were looking up for Cinderella until she got the wrong venue for the ball. 28/01/24 12:04:02	3

	Supersnowman 26/01/24 8:01:29	3

	.... delivery is extra though 20/01/24 12:25:52	3

	Oh no! I'll have to be nice to the wife now. 13/01/24 12:23:26	3

	When Dave came outside with this he knew he was ready for a grilling. 10/01/24 12:09:39	3

	My place or yours tonight darling? 07/01/24 13:20:21	3

	It has some app peel. 30/12/23 20:16:09	3

	"Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Dog can read!" 28/12/23 12:45:26	3

	Can someone please let me know when Christmas is over. 22/12/23 12:32:22	3

	"Vindaloo?" "No, never made it that far." 11/12/23 12:10:13	3

	Lisa, the nurse who made her patients moan. 10/12/23 12:02:19	3

	F*ck the planet - it's Christmas! 01/12/23 8:02:40, edited: 01/12/23 8:03:10	3

	Fahrenheit is easily winning. 30/11/23 12:08:47	3

	It ain't half hot mum 30/11/23 12:03:47	3

	The alternative to CTRL-ALT-DEL. 09/11/23 8:05:08	3

	... This is the wife's car 01/11/23 12:06:27	3

	I got them all for bravery. It can be really scary breaking into houses of army veterans. 30/10/23 9:25:58	3

	I had this horse in the work sweepstakes. 29/10/23 20:01:12	3

	When the nurse comes with the injection Telitubbies say "Oh-oh" 24/10/23 12:40:03	3

	Hurry up and answer I can't hold my breath much longer 18/10/23 8:06:35	3

	"You don't use your mirror for putting on makeup!" "Debbie.... we are parked." 12/10/23 8:02:32	3

	"Who turned this heating control down to minus 30 degrees? 05/10/23 12:04:18	3

	Ideal for the more mature lady 21/09/23 8:02:46	3

	Dave's first day on the job, and he'd been sent to find the banknote with registration number 75643895 10/09/23 8:09:07	3

	Whatever floats your goat Billy. 09/08/23 20:06:33	3

	Our firm thought they'd branch out into scaffolding. 04/08/23 8:13:42	3

	Trying to find that new leaf to turn over 01/08/23 12:11:05	3

	"I'll give you two hours to get your hand off my breast." 29/07/23 8:17:01	3

	Dave was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder, with many of his different faces trying to get out at the same time. 16/07/23 20:04:14	3

	I bet he has cauliflower ears as well 11/07/23 8:02:27	3

	"What is the next step on building the railway boss?" "We hammer the nuts in." 30/06/23 8:03:29	3

	"Watch out for the big step at the bottom!" 25/04/23 8:40:23	3

	"I was just sat there in the driver's seat having a spliff - next thing I knew I was stoned. 16/04/23 20:02:48, edited: 16/04/23 21:03:14	1 3
Poor thing, you must have been petrified --Martin Veith
	The most fire-conscious building in the country - fire exits everywhere! 15/04/23 12:11:13	3

	Obviously 57 varieties not enough 14/04/23 20:00:17	3

	Having to put up with mother-in-law and her back seat driving again. 04/04/23 12:01:58	3

	"Why do I have to carry this shoe on my back?" "Just do it." 31/03/23 8:03:07	3

	People have been walking over Dave all of his life 31/03/23 8:00:34	3

	CAUTION... Greasy surface 13/03/23 8:02:03	3

	"You know Jesus don't you Woody?" "Don't you put words in my mouth." 09/03/23 8:26:36	3

	The "chill-out" chair. 06/02/23 9:34:04, edited: 06/02/23 9:34:16	3

	This trolley had a VERY wonky wheel. 04/02/23 12:12:18	3

	My mother said that whilst I am on the inside I will learn to be myself and not just follow the crowd. 29/01/23 20:00:16	3

	Best thing is that you don't have to buy a car park ticket - the traffic warden won't read every note. 17/01/23 20:09:19	3

	"Drink some of this mate, it puts hairs on your chest." 23/12/22 12:04:16	3

	A girl to dye for. 23/12/22 8:11:23	3

	"Can you stop turning that reel. The hook is caught on my paw!" 19/12/22 8:00:15	3

	Training for the annual tug-of-war championship carries on even in the harshest of weather. 18/12/22 20:00:10	3

	"Look, I'm just popping up to get some clothes, then I'll be straight back down." 25/11/22 20:00:19	3

	“Look at that how wonderful nature is, what a caring family.” “Nice swan.” 19/11/22 20:00:14	3

	Some trees are worth waiting for. 11/11/22 9:59:23	3

	Bed Bugs 06/11/22 20:00:17	3

	For crying out loud! Why can’t I win this game? 28/10/22 8:00:29	3

	A doctor once told me I had made myself schizophrenic – but the voices in my head convinced me he was lying. 22/10/22 20:00:30	3

	I reckon this guy's job is on the line. 20/10/22 20:06:47, edited: 20/10/22 20:09:30	3

	I actually went to this pool party. I threw all the flip flops into the water - it was quite a sandal. 19/10/22 8:01:11	3

	“Is that Three Mobile? At last! I’ve tried emailing you but you won’t reply. I’ve texted you but you won’t reply. I’ve sent you a facebook message but no reply. I’ve sent a message on Whatsapp but no reply. Now, after two hours waiting on the phone at last I have got to speak to ………. (phone cuts out).” 17/10/22 20:02:05	3

	"Hang on, need to stop there's a tree there. "That's better. Oh, another tree. Need to stop. "That's better. Hang on, another tree....." 14/10/22 14:57:32	3

	"I don't know how to stop!" shouted a distressed Larry the cat. Boris replied, "See the levers on the.." CRASH! "Why didn't you tell me?". "I was trying to tell you about the levers on the handlebars but didn't get it out in time but 'thems the breaks'." 12/10/22 9:00:42, edited: 12/10/22 9:01:58	3

	Train replacement service 10/10/22 12:00:36	3

	I was going to buy a pair of these but then decided I should mullet over for a bit. 10/10/22 8:00:59	3

	Pingu knew he had bad eyesight even before he pledged his undying love to a pear. Now his problem is that penguins are monogamous... 07/10/22 20:01:34	3

	What a pair! 07/10/22 20:00:43	3

	"Come on Alan, get stuck in." "I will, I'm just trying to decide which piece to have." 29/09/22 13:17:25	3

	Hmm .... is it any wonder coronavirus spread so quickly. 25/09/22 20:12:12	3

	My choice of reading tonight - is hanging in the balance. 27/03/18 20:43:55	3

	"Have a sniff of this perfume from Chanel dear. It's an absolute hidden treasure!" 13/03/18 8:05:28	3

	Sorry - I'm not in the habit. 26/02/18 20:03:22	3

	If this girl says it's Christmas then I'm singing "jingle bells." 24/02/18 21:31:32	3

	Sexual equality in the Spanish fire brigade still has some way to go. 19/02/18 8:46:21	3

	"It does 0-20 mph in 2 minutes!" Sat 8:39:12	2

	Stacey swept the floor at the modelling exhibition. 19/04/24 12:02:57	2

	When the smallest room in the house really is too small. 17/04/24 8:06:28	2

	Princess of Wales really has gone too far this time! 14/04/24 20:07:28	2

	Laughing gas 07/04/24 8:13:09	2

	"The name's Pond, and I've got a View to a Krill." 02/04/24 8:17:45	2

	Dogs going cheap on the next aisle (Cats are going "Quack"). 01/04/24 8:02:10, edited: 01/04/24 8:43:26	2

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last comments (total: 29)

Dave?

James Lennox

08/09/23
10:09am

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I don't know why but throughout my life I seem to have been the butt of everyone's jokes [Paul Gledhill]

Dave's not here.
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Willie Johnson

10/09/23
5:37am

comment on caption:
I don't know why but throughout my life I seem to have been the butt of everyone's jokes [Paul Gledhill]

"TAKE her."

[anon]

26/10/23
12:27pm

comment on caption:
"Mine! Mine! Mine!" [Paul Gledhill]

The Dog was Out-Skunked.

[anon]

21/11/23
8:05pm

comment on caption:
Nicking my food! That stinks! [Paul Gledhill]

Why leave the field? She could best him, her or they with that cob.

Glyn Evans

09/12/23
8:08am

comment on caption:
Ethel quickly left the field; she thought she was being stalked. [Paul Gledhill]

... otherwise they'll have to post some more

[anon]

09/12/23
8:39am

comment on caption:
Cats checking that their photo percentage on caption.me not going down. [Paul Gledhill]

...compinsating? - as in "check out my pins"?

I'm really so very very sorry to suggest this possible change, if you were content with what came before, this might simply be me...compensating?! 😱😂

Glyn Evans

20/01/24
9:28am