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"Honestly Officer, it wasnt me that shouted, Show us your knickers."
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Stephen Graham Vote score: 829Stephen Graham

"Honestly Officer, it wasn't me that shouted, 'Show us your knickers'."

27/06/15 20:36:09

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That's pretty much the one I did 46 seconds earlier Michael but nobody seemed to like that version. Boo hoo hoo. :D --Doh Nutter
Doh Nutter Vote score: 18019Doh Nutter

Squawkie Talkie

27/06/15 20:27:42

 
Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

*Sarge, I've got him he's failed the polygraph "'

27/06/15 20:16:48

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5477Ron Allan

"I'm arresting you sir for armed burglary, GBH, traffic violations, drug use, shop lifting and first degree murder...is there anything else you'd like us to take into consideration?"
"No officer...I'm just rotten to Macaw"

27/06/15 22:05:36

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19999John Llamas

"No sarge, I don't think this is your man ....... eye witnesses said that the man in the hat had a parrot on his right shoulder, this one has a Parrot on his left shoulder."

27/06/15 21:06:46

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 18019Doh Nutter

"Honestly officer, I didn't tell you to 'f*ck off'. I would never utter such filth, it was this annoying pest I'm sitting on."

27/06/15 20:35:23

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I much prefer THIS version :) --AXE
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

Double bill

27/06/15 20:00:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

Pirate radio

27/06/15 20:08:58

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"Sir, I am arresting you for showing your cock in a public place"

27/06/15 20:00:08

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19999John Llamas

Petty crime

27/06/15 21:12:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Up before the beak.

27/06/15 20:23:00

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Worsrt 'Pirates of the Caribbean' tribute ever.

28/06/15 10:43:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 16517Mark England

"We've had reports of a man and a bird stealing red ribbon. Would you know anything about it?"

27/06/15 21:36:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

"I suppose you got him on Amazon."

27/06/15 20:27:01

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"The Flying Squad are on their way"

27/06/15 20:23:31

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

You need a perch warrant for that.

27/06/15 20:10:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21923Ian Skelding

Copateil

27/06/15 20:08:07

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"Pretty Pollice"

27/06/15 20:00:33

 
AXE Vote score: 3690AXE

Repeat offender

28/06/15 13:05:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21923Ian Skelding

Gendarme Silver

27/06/15 22:22:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

"I am booking you for impersonating a police officer."

27/06/15 21:05:57

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

Polly's protection

27/06/15 20:07:49

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"Hello Timothy, I heard you were doing bird?"

27/06/15 20:02:14

 
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