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Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"Yeah, only one problem with winning big at the fruit machines ..."

08/11/17 14:11:10

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5792Paul Reeve

"People that wear their trousers like this infuriate me, it makes me want to give them a belt."

08/11/17 12:50:46

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'Yes, everything's the same as usual. I'm just masturbating on the pavement outside the supermarket.'

08/11/17 12:14:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"The bean madras tasted lovely, honey, but I'm having problems cooling my anus."

08/11/17 18:50:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32924Tony Edwards

Saggy Trousers

08/11/17 12:59:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23382Ian Skelding

This is Madness.

08/11/17 16:09:46

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"No, sweetheart, that isn't a penguin. It's just a very silly grown-up who walks like one."

09/11/17 0:19:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11239Neil Mackenzie

Yeah Man I had some silly old cow telling me to pull my jeans up, while she's there with them stupid jeans with big holes in!

08/11/17 18:33:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13638Vanessa the Guesser

"Could be ringworm?"

08/11/17 12:15:08

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"You know what? Maybe YOU should be ashamed. Ashamed for not toughening your kid up. It was so easy to steal these pants off him. It was like stealing candy from a baby... No, I didn't steal candy from little Mary... OK, I did, but that's beside the point."

08/11/17 19:00:31

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Hi babe, you won't believe this but I took one of my dad's Viagra tablets and I can't get my pants up."

08/11/17 18:14:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9956Chris Keegan

It’s clear the Panto season is approaching…..

08/11/17 17:12:39

 
Something  Something Vote score: 111Something Something

I always wear these in autumn, they're my fall trousers

08/11/17 17:12:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6777Vivvy En

"Warwick, thanks bro, I'll bring your trousers back tomorrow. It was fun hanging out wit'ya."

08/11/17 13:53:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21125John Glover

"Girl, if you don't come out and see me now, I'm gonna piss all over your mum's favourite roses."

08/11/17 13:32:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9956Chris Keegan

Police issue trousers to criminals out on parole

08/11/17 12:26:20

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'Doctor Phibes? You'll never guess what my mom's done with my socks.'

08/11/17 12:25:39

 
Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

"This Circuitree Trainin' you recommended is great bro'. I been doing circuits round this tree for 3 hours and lots loads o' weight!"

08/11/17 12:25:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15412Dan Nicholls

"Your red trousers are too small? Yeeeaaah, funny story".

08/11/17 12:13:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9956Chris Keegan

Poor guy was born a dwarf but then grew out of it….

08/11/17 12:13:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10567Mr Dome

Hey, Yeah it's Fat Sam. Sorry not been in touch bro' - been doin' Slimmer's World yo

08/11/17 12:11:31

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

That part of the town has always had a bad reputation due to its high rate of crime. Take Tony for instance, seconds away from being attacked and having his cellphone stolen by an Ent...

08/11/17 12:10:49

 
Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

Police? Yeah, someone's stolen my belt!

08/11/17 12:04:44

 
ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

Hey bro, how's it hangin'?

08/11/17 12:00:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

In the 70's we had hotpants, now we have the shatpants.

08/11/17 12:00:14

 
ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

That's pants, man

08/11/17 12:00:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Jeans designed to go on Sagger holidays.

08/11/17 12:00:05

 
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