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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13391Vanessa the Guesser

Even the goldfish have paid their tab and left.

10/05/17 8:17:09

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

The murders had dried up so Miss Marple had to resort to prostitution to make a living.

10/05/17 7:59:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10318Mr Dome

She could not get the barman's attention even after flopping her boobs out under her arms

10/05/17 8:50:04

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Once Mrs Reeves started telling stories about the post-war years, she could clear the room in seconds.

10/05/17 8:31:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10318Mr Dome

She had a smug look on her face because she had a remote controlled rabbit

10/05/17 8:51:35

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

My dreams are getting weirder, the pub allowed smoking, she had a carrot in her hand and a couple of plane tickets on the bar. Motto : don't eat cheese before bed.

10/05/17 16:46:29

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

"No lieutenant, your men are already dead..."

10/05/17 10:15:07

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:-) It was such a great line wasn't it? Both actually... --Gf j
Mark England Vote score: 17429Mark England

"..so the doctor prescribed me three different types of Pils..."

10/05/17 7:53:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

Old Peculier Lady.

11/05/17 7:08:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21009John Glover

She was in the Jewish part of town at Bar Mitzvah.

10/05/17 10:40:56

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

When Supergran came looking for Scunner Campbell, everybody knew it was best to disappear.

10/05/17 8:49:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I've come for an interview for a job as a barmaid in 'Coyote Ugly'."

10/05/17 7:49:30

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Mrs Brown was disgusted with the couple along the bar who had a baby hanging from the back of their chair.

10/05/17 7:23:15

 
Helen Jane Helen Jane

69 year old Miley was beginning to see she couldn't Twerk her way through retirement.

11/05/17 14:09:35

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

OMG ! Just got a flashback to my last internet date.....still did her though.

10/05/17 16:43:07

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl....

10/05/17 16:41:01

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Fanny by Bass Light.

10/05/17 8:54:02

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Light and bitter

10/05/17 8:26:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15360Dan Nicholls

Bud wiser

10/05/17 8:03:12

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

Hattie pondering stage tree of her life

10/05/17 7:59:54

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

I thought The Shining with Jack Nicholson was better.

10/05/17 7:58:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Eek! Where did that tartan snake come from?"

10/05/17 7:49:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32706Tony Edwards

Lilly is still waiting for her first date.

10/05/17 7:26:28

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Beret impatient

10/05/17 7:19:47

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"A nice warm beer should cure haggis breath."

10/05/17 7:12:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6555Vivvy En

I used to be a dancer on that very stage there. Shall I show you my burlesque routine?

10/05/17 7:11:55

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Come on I ordered a Guinness not a fucking seven course meal!

10/05/17 7:03:54

 
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