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Bling bling. Bling bling.
05/10/23 19:08:04
A low moment in Will Smith's career, but at least he didn't hit Rock's bottom
30/03/22 19:02:46
O little town of Bethleham
24/12/16 12:00:29
By the end of the night they'll all be sh!t-faced 💩
18/05/22 7:02:49
'Well I think this is better than the Japanese fishing net, but my teleportation trick needs some work.'
17/05/22 7:08:01
"Luke, I AM your father. But I sure as heck am not your mother. Start cleaning after yourself from now on."
17/03/22 8:21:51
Pinky wasn't feeling too Perky anymore
13/05/19 20:31:29
"I swear... If he asks to be swung one more time I'll lamp him one"
16/01/17 14:03:58
Joined at the lip
16/05/22 7:02:31
Lights, camera, CAPTION...
14/03/22 8:05:08
Artyficial Intelligence
29/11/19 20:07:03
Wait 'til you see the matching lambshade
28/07/17 19:01:21
'Thanks mate. Eve's eaten a dodgy apple and made a right mess in here.'
15/05/22 19:08:04
Travelling by train? Thought you guys would prefer the dictator ship
16/04/22 7:57:50
Cindy Clawford, fresh off the catwalk
03/04/22 19:37:44
I'd tap that
18/03/22 10:00:54
Peaky blinders
14/03/22 8:24:27
Spike found an ingenious way for wheeling home his latest ear stretcher
22/07/18 12:26:47
You learn all sorts when urine the army
15/09/16 19:06:11
"Oops... That one might be radioactive."
16/04/22 19:34:41
- "Gentlemen, just to alert you that a member of your party appears to be licking his bollocks under Table 11."- "Terribly sorry, waiter. That'll be Alf. Can't take him anywhere."
06/04/22 7:26:25
Mopsy made an exquisite Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Pugjudice. You should have seen the tongue action when she smooched Mr Dogsy!
24/09/19 12:26:52
Carbon die-oxide
12/09/19 19:06:01
They pick Dick, but willy pick them?
10/09/19 19:05:15
And that was how I died, snacks in hand, waiting for a vote.
10/01/19 21:35:05
Now which did I put the damn message in?
08/09/16 13:21:07
Yoko ono one of these babies for just £139 a month!
29/08/16 19:11:10
You should see what he's left in the gift bags. He's a real party pooper.
16/05/22 11:08:21
It takes a lot of studying to become a doctor. David Tennant would know.
21/04/22 7:04:06
Here's looking at you, squid
17/04/22 7:51:19
"Those pesky captioneers won't spot me in here."
13/04/22 19:06:36
"What are you listening to Shelly?""And IIIIIIIIIIIII..."
11/04/22 19:57:09
Reminds me of that Sleeping Lions game we used to play in school. The one where Mr Ripley creeps up and touches you with that big, hard stick while we all pretended to sleep.
04/04/22 19:40:09
🎵 All caps bright and beautiful, All bonnets great and small, All hats white and wonderful, God knows I hate them all 🎵
14/03/22 12:09:01
"Execute Order 69"
08/03/22 20:43:05
🎵Pooper scooperCouncil's gonna fine youBut I don't feel blueLike I always do...Because tonight the bill's on you🎵
18/07/21 19:19:40
Sorry, can't let you go.
comment on caption: And that was how I died, snacks in hand, waiting for a vote. [Sauce Pan]
Thanks Dot, you've restored my faith
My pleasure.
I would Willie think so.
comment on caption: They pick Dick, but willy pick them? [Sauce Pan]
Bling it on.
comment on caption: Bling bling. Bling bling. [Sauce Pan]
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Sorry, can't let you go.
7:57pm
comment on caption:
And that was how I died, snacks in hand, waiting for a vote. [Sauce Pan]
Thanks Dot, you've restored my faith
8:07pm
comment on caption:
And that was how I died, snacks in hand, waiting for a vote. [Sauce Pan]
My pleasure.
8:15pm
comment on caption:
And that was how I died, snacks in hand, waiting for a vote. [Sauce Pan]
I would Willie think so.
7:15am
comment on caption:
They pick Dick, but willy pick them? [Sauce Pan]
Bling it on.
8:58pm
comment on caption:
Bling bling. Bling bling. [Sauce Pan]