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John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

They brought gold, frankfurters and myrrh

24/12/16 12:12:57

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

Stable diet

24/12/16 12:43:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 16559Mark England

"That should stop the Muslims vandalising it"

24/12/16 12:01:54

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 108Sauce Pan

O little town of Bethleham

24/12/16 12:00:29

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Have a butchers at this

24/12/16 13:42:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31512Tony Edwards

Hot God

24/12/16 12:06:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

♫ Wiener Three Kings of Orient are ♫

24/12/16 12:00:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

♫ Cumberland my Lord, Cumberland
Oh Lord, Cumberland ♫

24/12/16 14:20:00

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

Wurst nativity scene

24/12/16 12:11:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

Livery Stable

24/12/16 12:13:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

Behind the stable lay the pigs in blankets

24/12/16 12:02:03

 
Eddie Monsoon Vote score: 160Eddie Monsoon

Takeaway in a manger

24/12/16 19:11:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

The Virgin Mary is made out of Quorn she has never seen meat.

24/12/16 14:22:55

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♫ When a child is quorn. --Troompa Loompa
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31512Tony Edwards

Fativity

24/12/16 12:52:56

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

The Wurst story ever told
(Nod 12:11:13)

24/12/16 12:19:44

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Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

'Pret a manger'

27/12/16 6:04:31

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

And unto the town walketh thyself for the bright lights guideth thee to a stable whence forth we all should meat

(Genesis 12:8)

25/12/16 2:59:24

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

Immaculate Confection

24/12/16 19:29:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20373John Glover

Brought to you by a bunch of ham actors.

24/12/16 14:01:33

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

"Oh No Jew Didn't!"

24/12/16 13:21:05

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Yes, it's Peperami now, but it used to be Leperami. It was cured."

24/12/16 13:04:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21988Ian Skelding

"Give thanks to the Lard."

24/12/16 12:38:29

 
Mark England Vote score: 16559Mark England

"Jesus Christ, Benedict. Will you stop playing with your food?!"

24/12/16 12:38:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21988Ian Skelding

"Wasn't this all covered in grease?"
"No, Bethlehem."

24/12/16 12:34:55

 
Mark England Vote score: 16559Mark England

...leave in oven for 15 mins and.. voila.. the best cooked up story ever"

24/12/16 12:34:47

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Somebody is telling porkies.

24/12/16 12:21:17

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Le manger.

24/12/16 12:13:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31512Tony Edwards

The Last Breakfast

24/12/16 12:11:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

'The angel was late for her part in the Nativity Play but we couldn't rasher!'

24/12/16 12:11:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

'Also, try our Burger in a Baptist.'

24/12/16 12:10:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

Lady Gaga recycles her outfit for Christmas!

24/12/16 12:06:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Saviour the flavour.

24/12/16 12:04:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Wait a minute- is this kosher?"

24/12/16 12:02:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Pssst... we travelled all this way just to see this Bratwurst?"

24/12/16 12:00:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

The Magi were being grilled about the missing shepherds when the whole thing went up in smoke!

24/12/16 12:01:32

 
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