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Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

The Vend is Nigh

10/01/19 21:28:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Death of a Salesman

10/01/19 20:40:39

 
stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

The Gum Reaper.

10/01/19 20:47:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

These new diabetes ads are a bit harsh.

10/01/19 20:25:39

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

Deathly Mallows

10/01/19 20:09:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

Boney M & M's

10/01/19 20:02:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

Death is sweet

10/01/19 20:44:47

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

The jelly beans have expired.

10/01/19 20:06:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

"Candyman, Candyman, Candyman...."

10/01/19 20:03:23

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 77Sauce Pan

And that was how I died, snacks in hand, waiting for a vote.

10/01/19 21:35:05

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My pleasure.  --Dot Old
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5551Hercules Rockefeller

Reaper's Pieces

10/01/19 20:03:10

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5422Glyn Evans

"What? - Someone nicked my hourglass."

10/01/19 21:06:57

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

Even Death enjoys a bit of Candy Crush.

10/01/19 20:47:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Sweetie die

10/01/19 20:32:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Hallowbean

10/01/19 20:09:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

Death by Chocolate

10/01/19 20:06:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''Could you speak up, please. I'm a little death.''

11/01/19 7:45:09

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 736Scrappy Doo

♫♫ Who can take a rainbow?
Wrap it in a sigh,♫♫

11/01/19 2:04:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4041Vivvy En

"Where's all dem sweeties gone? Wasn't me, can't stomach 'em," said Boney.

10/01/19 21:48:06

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

Guaranteed un-savoury

10/01/19 21:26:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Ye Olde Sweet Shoppe

10/01/19 20:49:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

"Skeletor, you're so Money SugarMarket."

10/01/19 20:33:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

It's 2050 and Theresa May launches a new charm offensive.

10/01/19 20:22:51

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 77Sauce Pan

He hated working with kids - it really aged him

10/01/19 20:19:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

Afterlife on Mars

10/01/19 20:17:35

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1732James Lennox

Sugar kills.

10/01/19 20:16:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

Skeleton Chew

10/01/19 20:16:24

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 430Lawrence Day

Get your sweetie dispensers, by the power of greyskull.

10/01/19 20:15:44

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

Death Buy Gums Here.

10/01/19 20:15:28

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1732James Lennox

When they caught on to the salmon mousse Death had to try something else.

10/01/19 20:15:08

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 77Sauce Pan

Offering someone sweets when you really want them to say no.

10/01/19 20:15:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

Victoria will do anything to tempt David into having a nibble.

10/01/19 20:07:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

Jellied Squeals

10/01/19 20:06:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1732James Lennox

Health and safety warnings are just getting ridiculous.

10/01/19 20:04:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

No no we are selling gummi bears. We need a skull with no teeth in.

10/01/19 20:01:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

You reaper what you stow

10/01/19 20:00:16

 
Molly R Vote score: 873Molly R

"No, of course they won't make you fat, sonny - look how slim I am."

10/01/19 20:00:09

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

Trip or treat?

10/01/19 20:00:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Death E-ter

10/01/19 20:00:04

 
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