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	What did you do in the Great War, daddy? 13/08/13 20:32:31	4

	Chessington World of Disappointment 08/08/13 8:20:06	4

	The bantam menace 07/08/13 22:02:40	4

	After a few weeks the government realised their waterboarding technique needed some fine-tuning 06/08/13 13:56:56	4

	Proof that knitting and LSD don't mix: Knit one, Purl one, Drop one, tune in, turn on, drop out. 05/08/13 22:30:18	4

	creative Army assault courses ain't what they used to be 31/07/13 8:15:16	4

	Bono meets the Edge 28/07/13 13:27:17	2 4
"Ah, finally, there it is", said Bono, "that thing that I've been looking for." --Michael Winner
	Just another Thorsday at school 23/07/13 17:30:46	4

	Spend it like Peckham 02/07/13 21:40:29	4

	I didn't like these albums at first, but they're real growers 13/06/14 6:01:25	3

	God moves in mysterious waves 06/06/14 22:11:59	3

	Moor hens 06/06/14 21:34:13	3

	Gaggle images 02/01/14 21:08:25	3

	Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark 18/11/13 14:25:02	3

	Brownie: Â£2.95 22/10/13 20:06:44	3

	Donald, where's your troosers! 18/10/13 14:07:38	3

	'There's a hot male goose over there' 'Ooh, let me have a gander!' 18/10/13 8:50:32	3

	We shall frighten on the beaches 15/10/13 8:15:00	3

	Give me more fries and I'll get you a Michelin star - my dad's Michelin Man 04/10/13 8:32:43	3

	Tony wasn't going to attempt to slide down the bannister a second time. 27/09/13 8:12:24	3

	Beryl was happy to just watch the young men on the nudist beach, but Audrey had a stroke 17/09/13 20:43:35	3

	Cirque de solo 09/09/13 14:02:57	3

	Rigger Tony 30/08/13 21:28:01	3

	Parrot fashion 30/08/13 18:06:47	3

	The least successful of the Old Spice adverts 25/08/13 20:22:55	3

	Loitering within tent 21/08/13 8:07:38	2 3
I think yours is better - sorry for ruining it! --Joe
	The weight watchers Femidom demonstration wasn't a great success 18/08/13 12:01:18	3

	Yes, hanging's a little extreme, but you forget about 'Wear a Hat Friday' and you pay the price. 14/08/13 8:32:12	3

	Giz a kiss, Hun 13/08/13 20:33:51	3

	🎵 Ewe keep me hangin' on 🎵 12/08/13 8:55:49	3

	That's 12 weeks David Blaine has been in there now - incredible! 10/08/13 22:03:44	3

	I'm not sure this crop circle will be that effective, Geoff. 08/08/13 18:22:30	3

	Sorry, love, a Highland Fling is out of the question 07/08/13 14:02:33	3

	As you can see, this particular model has a sizeable boot(y) 05/08/13 8:09:01	3

	Fear girl Sharky 04/08/13 8:13:38	3

	Monster munch 03/08/13 12:01:11	3

	Medieval Knievel waits patiently for the invention of the motorbike 29/07/13 8:28:14	3

	The Easycruise didn't quite live up to expectations 26/07/13 13:22:36	3

	The great fool dead 22/07/13 8:15:34	3

	Close the door, it's Friesian outside 21/07/13 20:38:20	3

	Wizz air 21/07/13 15:04:18	3

	Fights... CAMRA... Action! 20/03/24 20:44:39	3

	I knew I shouldn't have taken the trunk road 11/02/24 20:11:17	3

	Lee Majors 28/01/24 20:34:53	3

	This will be worth a fortune one day - it's an original Leonardo! 24/01/24 20:19:30	3

	Skunk 'n' angsty 21/11/23 20:09:44	3

	'Nice, but it needs some Udderly Butterly' 23/09/23 20:03:14	3

	Billie Jean SuperKings vs Jennifer CapstonFullStrength-riati 10/09/23 16:10:41, edited: 10/09/23 16:10:56	3

	You've been Mangoed 30/08/23 20:17:57	3

	What do you think of the show so far...? 03/07/23 21:39:37	1 3

	'I'm bored of the death slide, Mum. Please can we go on the tragic roundabout?' 01/05/23 15:24:45	3

	Over the lips, past the gums, watch out stomach... watch out stomach... watch out stomach... watch out stomach... here it comes 11/11/22 20:28:29	3

	Smartie Pants 30/06/22 18:17:52	3

	'Looks like I chose the wrong week to give up sniffing glue...' 03/05/22 22:26:44	3

	Accept all cookies? ✔ 14/11/21 12:49:50	3

	In that moment, Alan realised that asking a wrinkly elephant if it wanted 'an iron' was a big, big mistake! 19/05/21 20:24:20	3

	'I can't believe I fell for the "Do you want do play Badminton" gag again!' 05/05/21 22:16:36	3

	And here's your special birthday song 🎵 â™¬ Oh Annie... I'm not your Daddy🎵 â™¬ 19/04/21 22:13:43	1 3
"And don't forget J Lo's 'I Ain't Your Mama'!". --Karyn Harrison
	No high heels? Miss World has really let its standards slip in the swimwear section. 13/04/21 14:04:33	3

	Brought to you by Stork 27/02/21 21:12:43	3

	Take it back... I wanted a space hopper! 23/07/20 22:33:22	3

	Diving belle 24/06/20 22:50:02	1 3

	Cat's entertainment 18/07/19 18:22:20	3

	This picture has been re-cycled 05/07/19 13:35:03	3

	Watch out - Beetle's about! 30/04/19 13:28:46	3

	The VAR recorded your tackle, Andy. I suppose it's a cold day...' 29/04/19 18:02:10	3

	Big bad John 24/04/19 8:43:43	3

	Is this a Jackson Pollock? 14/04/19 20:45:04	3

	That meat looks a bit creasy 22/09/16 22:49:48	3

	Brrrmmm together 30/08/16 21:25:24	3

	Just one cornet...oh 17/08/16 22:15:42	3

	Is this your vehicle, Sir? No, it's a higher car 19/03/16 23:00:38	3

	Westminster crabby 22/02/16 22:03:12	3

	'Sorry, sir, we haven't booked any construction work - do you know who asked you to turn up' 'Some idiot. Sorry, I didn't get the clown's name!' 21/02/16 14:47:15	3

	And this is only one of my five-a-day! 21/02/16 14:45:23	3

	He can't reach the high notes 20/02/16 21:11:34	3

	What happens if you step in a poodle 22/06/15 20:58:45	3

	Silhou-wet 04/05/15 21:58:58	3

	Pussycat; doll 18/04/15 21:00:20	3

	Spike Lee 18/04/15 13:20:18	3

	Clusters last stand 05/03/15 21:23:33	3

	Too cool for school 19/02/15 21:16:29	3

	Hot dog, jumping frog, I'm a turkey 18/02/15 22:21:39	3

	Deadmau5 12/02/15 21:22:24	3

	Firewall 30/01/15 20:30:46	3

	Steamy iron 06/01/15 22:24:10	3

	Hardly Davidson 11/11/14 21:13:47	3

	Ewe and Mick Gregor 22/01/24 20:24:09	2

	TV executives were worried that viewers would notice the budget cuts to Love Island 16/01/24 20:06:58	2

	'And what makes you want to apply to go on Naked Attraction, sir?' 08/01/24 20:03:36	1 2
"To show them my ghoulies." --Vanessa the Guesser
	Pop art 31/12/23 17:19:15	2

	That Seventies Show 22/11/23 20:04:25	2

	🎵 It's the hound of the underground 🎵 18/10/23 20:26:38	2 2
Only good girls allowed. --Karyn Harrison
	Frankie goes to Dollywood 06/08/23 16:24:31	2

	The Russian version of Twin Peaks wasn't quite as successful 26/02/23 11:46:37	2

	'Not again, Maverick!' 18/08/22 21:54:49, edited: 18/08/22 21:55:12	2

	Everyone's a Winnie 22/05/22 11:45:26	2

	Never feed a Bee Gee after midnight... 12/05/22 19:22:03	2

	* Table-top dancing * * Fully naked birds * * Free drink on entry * I knew it sounded too good to be true 03/04/22 19:54:16	2

	Don't turn round now, Bill, but that massive St Bernard doesn't look happy! 07/11/21 20:06:04	2