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‘I’m more bashful than you’ ‘No, I’m the shyer horse’
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Joe Vote score: 1730Joe

‘I’m more bashful than you’
‘No, I’m the shyer horse’

10/04/21 20:08:03

 
Joe Vote score: 1730Joe

‘I can’t believe you got the film part, Alan!’
‘Me neither, Clive! I haven’t looked at the script yet, but reckon my role will be expanded for Godfather II and Godfather III’

10/04/21 20:11:20

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Nothing like a head start. And I'm sure you'll be head and shoulders above the rest. --Willie Johnson
SnapDragon D Vote score: 154SnapDragon D

“Oh buddy, you’re not going to believe what I just heard.. We’re getting a promotion!”

“No.. come on, that’s fantastic!”

“Get ready, cause we’re moving into the corporate world. With plenty of room to advance.”

“Oh, I’m so excited.. we can become captains of industry.”

“I know, I’m so giddy, I could break into a canter!”

“What kind of industry?”

“Oh dude, this is the best part… ADHESIVES!”

“Wow… Really?

“I almost fell over. I mean, at first I was thinking, maybe from all these horseshoes, we’re extra lucky, but no, this has to be fate! Our names are Sticky & Tacky!”

11/04/21 0:11:14

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

So we didn't win the Grand National but we had a nice day out

10/04/21 20:31:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"Nag, nag."

10/04/21 20:05:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14731Vanessa the Guesser

"Did you see that wet paint sign?"

10/04/21 20:02:10

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Mustangs ally

10/04/21 20:00:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11710Neil Mackenzie

What’s with this horse drawn cart? I can’t even hold a pencil let alone draw a cart.

11/04/21 8:22:14

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

There's always some arse who spoils the photo

10/04/21 23:29:34

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

It's true, we couldn't put Humpty back together again

10/04/21 23:26:07

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

"So I walked in the bar with my stable boy."

"And the barman said why the long face!"

"No, he said you can't come in with trainers."

10/04/21 20:57:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21445John Glover

"Fancy a bit of horseplay?"

10/04/21 20:23:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"How are we going to get back in? someone's just shut the stable door."

10/04/21 20:13:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

A stable relationship.

10/04/21 20:07:15

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 938Charles Gilbert

It behooves us to inform you that you humans are funny looking.

10/04/21 20:04:43

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

Two neds are better than one.

10/04/21 20:03:56

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 938Charles Gilbert

The rein in Spain falls plainly on the mane.

10/04/21 20:02:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7433Vivvy En

"Smile for the camera."
"Neigh"

10/04/21 20:00:58

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 938Charles Gilbert

Meh, quit your equine-ing.

10/04/21 20:00:48

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

When good neigh-bours become good friends.

10/04/21 20:00:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15602Stephen Bean

"Why the blanc faces?"

10/04/21 20:00:06

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Maybe it's Neighbelline --Vivvy En
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5410Kenny Ireland

"Apparently we are no longer Clydesdales but are Virgins".

11/04/21 17:03:06

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

I told you,Flo, about that extra strong mane taming gel. Now I'm stuck to you,silly mare!!!

11/04/21 16:29:08

 
Ryan French Vote score: 19Ryan French

Quit horsing around making captions Ryan, And get a god dam job!

11/04/21 2:18:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23988Michael Winner

'Who needs expensive rope? Keep those horses where they are, with Horsemagnets™'

10/04/21 21:49:21

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 58Nina Dutton

Think we nailed this cha cha slide dance.

10/04/21 21:23:14

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

Glue's Company

10/04/21 21:12:57

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

🎵 Stuck in the bridle with you...🎵

10/04/21 20:56:40

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

"We're stuck. See, I told you glue is made from horses."

10/04/21 20:55:40

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

The one on left is my horse . He's similar to more boisterous one on thd right, but he's a little shire.

10/04/21 20:53:28

 
Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

Why don't you take on Sadiq Khan and run for mare of London.
You had me until you said run.

10/04/21 20:40:58

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Too hard to run in a hijab --SnapDragon D
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14015Dave Bryan

''You two are only fit for the glue factory.''

''Stop trying to put us down.''

10/04/21 20:40:13

 
Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

Look at those athletic horses running at Aintree we really need to get back to the gym.

10/04/21 20:30:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8061James Lennox

The hardest thing about horse jigsaws is getting the horses to stand still.

10/04/21 20:29:21

 
Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

I've got a date with that stud later do you have any advice?
Shave your legs

10/04/21 20:27:46

 
Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

"Cor, look at that! Nice Ass"
"I think it's a Mule, Dave"

10/04/21 20:20:52

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3448Stephen Paterson

That look when your neighbour also turns up looking like a member of Kiss.

10/04/21 20:18:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14731Vanessa the Guesser

"Rachael Blackmore's sent me a friend request."

"She's already a palomino."

10/04/21 20:13:01

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

The Gee Gee TT Races

10/04/21 20:07:51

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 938Charles Gilbert

"She called me a noble steed..."

Admit it, you read that in Eddie Murphy's voice didn't you?

10/04/21 20:06:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11784The Wolf

"Not gonna lie. We're a little bit annoyed that someone bought two turkeys from Lidl, then ran them over with a steamroller, and then attached them to our faces."

10/04/21 20:04:55

 
Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

Oh shit i said I would get gelded if a woman ever won the Grand National

10/04/21 20:04:06

 
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