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Stephen Bean Vote score: 7626Stephen Bean

Pérignon falcon

15/03/19 8:00:06

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

Kevin the kestrel celebrates after getting through the live auditions on Britain's Got Talons.

15/03/19 8:21:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7802Dave Bryan

''Where are you going, Kitty?''

''To get some mice.''

15/03/19 8:01:09

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Forget about all this fancy champagne, i fancy a birdwiser.

15/03/19 12:03:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

It's that good old feeling when you wake up with a bird and your first thought is 'what the....???'

15/03/19 8:17:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10071Neil Mackenzie

I’ m usually only high as a Kite after I’ve drunk the bottle.

15/03/19 8:27:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Gosh, cork

15/03/19 8:09:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4839James Lennox

I ended up with a bird who just won't go anywhere, when all I wanted was a bit of tail.

15/03/19 22:53:49

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

I spy a tail of regret.

15/03/19 13:05:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20078John Glover

He really is so clever, that's why we call him 'Talon Ted.'

15/03/19 12:00:25

 
G fj Vote score: 486G fj

Yes I was lured here for a stuffing...but not this sort...

15/03/19 11:57:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6051Greg Curtis

"You're [HIC]...migrate friend."

15/03/19 11:30:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5187Vivvy En

The young bird's preying technique was rather unfortunate. Having lured his quarry back to his bedsit by fine wining and dining the pussy, he discovered there wasn't mushroom to swing a cat.

15/03/19 11:02:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8870Mr Dome

The name's Bond. James Bond. Licensed to trill

15/03/19 9:05:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5187Vivvy En

Dave really knows how to woo the birds

15/03/19 8:13:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7802Dave Bryan

One of the Tory hawks gets ready to table a motion.

15/03/19 8:11:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10736Vanessa the Guesser

"Lost your knickers? Relax, I've a whole drawer filled with thongs of preys"

15/03/19 8:06:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14275Dan Nicholls

Word porn: popped his cork twice over an old bird and a shy pussy.

15/03/19 8:06:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14275Dan Nicholls

The owl and the pussycat; the morning after.

15/03/19 8:04:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

There's clearly a tail to tell here.

15/03/19 8:03:41

 
Molly R Vote score: 1483Molly R

"So I set up peace talks with the cat, but she's clearly not interested."

15/03/19 8:03:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6332Hercules Rockefeller

"You'll never believe who I ran into over at Hooter's."

15/03/19 8:02:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7802Dave Bryan

''Self indulgence is just a hobby of mine.''

15/03/19 8:02:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7626Stephen Bean

Spreadeagle

15/03/19 8:00:22

 
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