Bed and Breakfast

28/05/19 12:32:10

Better not eat this it has Sam n Ella.

28/05/19 13:18:45

lol

"Think this is precarious? If we make it out of here, we'll only end up in the fire."

28/05/19 12:05:16

Pan's People

28/05/19 12:03:14

"FORE!"
"Oi, we're trying to relax here. Take your peas somewhere else"

28/05/19 12:26:54

L'oeuf Island 2019

28/05/19 12:00:07

"I still prefer the Isle of White".

28/05/19 15:31:14

"Toast...the bride and groom"

28/05/19 15:07:34

Thomas Cook

28/05/19 12:03:02

♪ Stick it in the family albumen

28/05/19 12:00:18

"Did the oeuf move for you?"

28/05/19 12:46:26

Isle of Eigg.

28/05/19 12:44:41

“The sea’s a bit oily here”
- “Never worry, it’ll be all white in a minute”

28/05/19 12:01:24

''Pass me the suntan lotion. I feel like I'm frying.''

28/05/19 12:00:12

Sunny side up

28/05/19 12:00:04

He wanted to make a move but held back in case she was over easy.

28/05/19 20:58:46

"Weren't we just on top of last nights wedding cake?"

28/05/19 20:21:14

Bill & Ted's Eggsellent Adventure

28/05/19 14:05:45

"Finally a break from emails, meetings and eggshell spreadsheets."

28/05/19 13:48:07

“Darling, don’t you think it’s odd that the German’s didn’t put a towel over this one?”
- “Maybe the fools are still making their breakfast”

28/05/19 13:32:49

"The bean bag was better."

28/05/19 12:28:34

I know you shouldn’t look up at the son but I think he might be cooking.

28/05/19 12:11:51

Showing off my spatula pad.

28/05/19 12:05:56

"Well, Gulliver didn't let us down. He promised to whisk us away somewhere warm. I guess he's forgotten about teaching us to fly."

28/05/19 12:00:20

" hey man this is some water bed "

29/05/19 13:31:25

They used to say “Go to work on an egg.”

29/05/19 6:57:21

John and Yolko’s bed in

29/05/19 0:13:38

Laid back.

28/05/19 20:17:28

Egg Benny dicked

28/05/19 16:58:10

It's still safer than Alton Towers.

28/05/19 15:11:53

Downsizing 2: The Yolkening

28/05/19 15:00:36

Well at least they can't say the yoke is on us.

28/05/19 13:10:56

There´s no place like omelet.

28/05/19 12:44:35

"Mum. Granny has sprinkled black pepper over my Subbuteo stadium again"

28/05/19 12:32:32

"We're off to New Yolk, going by Pan Am..."

28/05/19 12:31:52

"Looks like we've had our chips."

28/05/19 12:29:51

"You were lying earlier, weren't you Charles. We're never getting out of here. We ARE going to die!"
"Eggxactly!"

28/05/19 12:27:44

"Fancy an egg snog?"

28/05/19 12:17:01

I hope you put some oil on for protection

28/05/19 12:16:42

''How do you know it's a free range egg?''
''It's been fertilised.''

28/05/19 12:07:46

Did you shell out much for this holiday?

28/05/19 12:04:47

Me and Michelle broke up

28/05/19 12:03:51

Small fry

28/05/19 12:03:49

''It's best to lie on your back, if you don't want to be left with egg on your face.''

28/05/19 12:03:04

Taking some time oeuf.

28/05/19 12:02:06

Small soldiers

28/05/19 12:01:08

Egg whites

28/05/19 12:00:41

Yolkels

28/05/19 12:00:04