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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1658Crunchy Chords

"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, but you'll do..."

01/05/19 8:04:12

 
Joe Vote score: 1513Joe

He’s a keeper

01/05/19 8:46:51

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Sorry - completely missed that when I scrolled through. I’ve voted yours up so you are higher up than me now --Joe
stone face Vote score: 3686stone face

"Get those horrible whiskers and that foul fishy breathe, out of my face please." Said the seal.

01/05/19 8:01:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3588Dave Bryan

''Your plaice or mine?''

01/05/19 8:42:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8988Neil Mackenzie

He suffers from halibutosis.

01/05/19 8:00:10

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 436Sam Cass

"You know, Carl, it's true what they say. 'Once you go black, you never go back'!"

01/05/19 15:38:28

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 393Lawrence Day

Now do you believe me, when i said the fish was off.

01/05/19 11:01:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1884The Wolf

Findus Keepers

01/05/19 10:23:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3926Vivvy En

"Your hobbies are swimming and fishing. Look, we're even the same height. I lub you... you're a keeper."

01/05/19 8:37:55

 
Boycie Vote score: 6655Boycie

A little bit touchy sealy

01/05/19 9:18:10

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19749John Llamas

....... don’t mind him, he’s just talking Pollocks

01/05/19 9:09:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5472Greg Curtis

"Seals DO eat fish, but only when they can't find interns."

01/05/19 11:16:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7720Vanessa the Guesser

Lots of people would enjoy a knee-trembler with a marine

01/05/19 8:22:43

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5472Greg Curtis

"Look, I just work here; don't bite my head off."

01/05/19 11:19:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18698John Glover

"Bloody hell, give me a chance to get my trousers off."

01/05/19 10:20:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"I'm sick to death of those awful Tesco fish fingers you keep bringing me. Now get me some salmon or else ..."

01/05/19 8:39:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1442James Lennox

"FIIISSHH!!!"

01/05/19 8:22:58

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1658Crunchy Chords

Keeper of the Pervy Seal

01/05/19 8:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2274Stephen Bean

Sealed with a kiss

01/05/19 8:00:04

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 222Gassy Statten

Cinema goer regrets paying for the "meet & greet" at Disneys new showing of the Sea Lion King!

02/05/19 10:04:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3926Vivvy En

Flippy flipped when he saw the Keeper touch his missus but the big blubber didn't have a leg to stand on!

01/05/19 11:24:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1442James Lennox

"Yes, I know the joke about why seals have flat penises. No, I don't need a demonstration."

01/05/19 9:03:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5187Chris Keegan

Walter is clearly unhappy about his Percy Pigs becoming vegetarian

01/05/19 8:07:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5187Chris Keegan

Stuck against the wall, Russ?

01/05/19 8:00:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2274Stephen Bean

Blubbermouth

01/05/19 8:00:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3588Dave Bryan

''Giving it head was a bad mistake.''

01/05/19 8:00:13

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 24Poxy Jock

♪ You took the words right out of my mouth ♪

01/05/19 22:18:30

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 846Karen Oakenfull

“Smell my pilchard breath HAAAHHHHH..”

01/05/19 21:41:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 14623Mark England

"QUICK THROW IT A FISH, THROW IT A FFMMPH"

01/05/19 17:33:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5472Greg Curtis

"PUT IT DOWN...He likes guys with nice buckets."

01/05/19 11:05:42

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 698Spycenwolf

"What ze phoque?"

01/05/19 10:28:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5413Hercules Rockefeller

"I'll show you all about the motion of the ocean."

01/05/19 10:21:16

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1993Trace Sarge

A breath of fresh hair

01/05/19 9:08:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6293Mr Dome

Pail and pasty

01/05/19 9:01:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5297Glyn Evans

"More fish? - Maybe I could...make it worth your while?"

01/05/19 8:46:58

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5297Glyn Evans

"No...NO, that is NOT my handbag!"

01/05/19 8:36:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3588Dave Bryan

''You told me yesterday you didn't like fish.''

''I was (sea) lion.''

01/05/19 8:29:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1442James Lennox

"May I have the shrimp cocktail please?"

01/05/19 8:23:51

 
Dot Old Vote score: 455Dot Old

"Look, I like you but no tongue please"

01/05/19 8:21:29

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10742 Smuldo

Seal of disapproval

01/05/19 8:21:11

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10742 Smuldo

Indecent PropoSeal.

01/05/19 8:19:50

 
Dot Old Vote score: 455Dot Old

♪ Get It Together by Seal

01/05/19 8:14:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35104Welsh Rarebit

Ron, seal.

01/05/19 8:09:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35104Welsh Rarebit

Sealed with a loving p*ss

01/05/19 8:09:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3588Dave Bryan

Fifty Shades Of Grey Seal

01/05/19 8:08:53

 
stone face Vote score: 3686stone face

Billy was regretting putting on the new Lynx mackeral deodorant.

01/05/19 8:04:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20355Ian Skelding

I licks Salmon

01/05/19 8:04:04

 
stone face Vote score: 3686stone face

Kissing a seal was always on my bucket list.

01/05/19 8:02:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2274Stephen Bean

"Don't be sealy Samantha, wait until everyone goes home."

01/05/19 8:02:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2274Stephen Bean

"My lips are sealed."

01/05/19 8:00:36

 
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