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Dave Bryan Vote score: 2460Dave Bryan

''I did not say, 'Stupid reindeer'. I said, 'Stupid reins, deer'.''

21/12/18 8:13:28

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Very topical. Nice one! --Pussy Galore
Lawrence Day Vote score: 295Lawrence Day

Don't know what he is smiling about, he only comes once a year.

21/12/18 11:10:42

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

It's a good disguise for going undercover, PC Jones, but don't you think you should have taken your helmet off first?

21/12/18 10:03:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33527Welsh Rarebit

José Mourinho, ho, ho lands new job.

21/12/18 8:10:35

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 481Charlie Depp

After eating millions of mince pies, Santa was stuffed

21/12/18 8:36:58

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

There's just no room for it in here. It's too Claus for comfort.

21/12/18 10:11:55

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

When you finally get to see the real Santa, he’s not quite what you expected.

21/12/18 8:33:15

 
Mark England Vote score: 14109Mark England

🎵 I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus.. 🎵

21/12/18 8:20:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8742Neil Mackenzie

Santa had been caught short.
He had to pee in a half empty bottle of port.
The alcohol stopped it stinking,
But on Christmas Day Mother vowed to give up drinking.

22/12/18 22:25:50

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

"Who the hell put blue eyeshadow on me?"

22/12/18 0:49:02

 
James Lennox Vote score: 109James Lennox

The Santa sex doll was a surprisingly poor seller.

21/12/18 22:01:04

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 511Carey Sutton

Going by the glow between his legs, I think Rudolph has stuck his nose where it's not wanted.

21/12/18 20:07:50

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 22Anthony Smith

"I'm as bright as a button. Just don't push me!"

21/12/18 18:34:24

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 300Scrappy Doo

Run Rudolph Run!

21/12/18 11:46:26

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 300Scrappy Doo

Tranta Claus

21/12/18 11:36:43

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19606John Llamas

Regina -v- S CLAUS

Count 1: Indecent exposure

Exhibit EH114 …… taken shortly before being seen to empty his sack in Oxfam, High St, Colchester

21/12/18 10:26:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27804Tony Edwards

Santa makes his presents felt.

21/12/18 10:08:09

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3769Kenny Ireland

"A 16 foot long sledge AND the reindeer will pull it" - they said.

21/12/18 9:55:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3736Chris Keegan

It’s a clear sign that Christmas is indeed getting too commercial when Santa starts promoting his own cosmetic range.

21/12/18 9:51:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27804Tony Edwards

Big-ticket item

21/12/18 9:42:08

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

The office "clean desk" policy always goes to pot at Christmas.

21/12/18 9:31:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2460Dave Bryan

Dan Nicholas

21/12/18 8:40:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5464Mr Dome

Doesn't look like he can touch his sac

21/12/18 8:29:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6724Vanessa the Guesser

♪ The first Noel Edmonds ♪

21/12/18 8:16:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6724Vanessa the Guesser

Santa hopes you'll all be made up with your gifts.

21/12/18 8:10:17

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 742Stu Dent

Santa comes but once a year. Bringing festive cheer. So don't be crap put on your slap and join him for a Beer.

21/12/18 8:04:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2460Dave Bryan

''If you don't put that fire off, darling, you won't be getting your usual present on Christmas morning.''

21/12/18 8:02:07

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

Hoe hoe hoe!

21/12/18 8:01:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3736Chris Keegan

In preparation for the big day Santa's planning on doing a dummy run tonight

21/12/18 8:00:08

 
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