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Captions	36	10	1	#24	3	3	#28	581	921	#120
Photos			1	#8		1	#10	74	322	#8
Comments	13	1	2	#3				21	31	#84

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Photos	3	#6	28	#2	2549	#7
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	lol Euston, we have a problem... 13/03/23 20:05:06	9 29
Great caption author. I don't remember seeing it before and even if I had would give it a vote because it fits perfectly and made me smile. --Stephen Bean
	clever The bull made a quick escape 07/02/23 20:01:13	25

	You know that feeling when your last meal comes back to haunt you... 23/02/24 8:21:33	24

	lol New measures introduced to deal with the Scottish midges 13/04/23 8:35:22	2 15
How about one ten times the size, to deal with the clegs? --Molly R
	Designed on the day that Geoff from the planning office brought in a tray of hash brownies by mistake... 15/02/24 20:51:33	14

	creative Amelie's costume was soda-lightful 31/12/23 12:02:49	13

	Open toad sandals 01/06/23 19:08:20	12

	Welcome to our "All you can eat" restaurant 06/04/23 20:03:36	12

	"How long have you been waiting for your owner to come out the pub?" 21/03/23 20:00:25	12

	In his head he composed his Trip Advisor rating: 'Roomy bar, well lit, good beer – but no atmosphere'. 24/02/23 8:00:11	1 12
..."but all in all the trip was out of this world" --KimJong Pun
	lol Everything was going well until Bob got out his pogo stick. 20/11/22 8:07:00	12

	I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell my kids that I"m actually made of money. 06/11/22 8:00:11	12

	Nowadays dogs don't eat the homework, they just press delete 27/05/23 8:37:27	11

	“So while I think about it Dave, are you going to pay me back that £20 quid you owe me?” 10/02/23 20:15:03	11

	Award for best Thai in town 31/10/22 20:00:25	11

	Thought I'd put this picture of me on the net 01/05/23 20:11:10	10

	Quartz watch 13/11/22 8:54:46	10

	She's a good shot. Stan wondered how he'd never met herbivore. 12/11/22 13:40:28	10

	Dave's missus said he could only buy 1 pack of beer. He knew exactly where to go to buy it 12/02/23 13:24:32, edited: 12/02/23 13:25:59	9

	"Those foxgloves I planted haven't come up right". 11/02/23 12:14:16	9

	When the drugs wore off they realised they were NOT mountain goats 28/11/22 8:00:19	9

	Carmeleon 25/02/24 8:23:43	8

	Stabbage 12/12/22 21:12:22	8

	Comes with built-in mountain breeze air freshener 04/11/22 20:02:08	8

	The students were somewhat puzzled by the results of the w*nking competition... 26/07/22 8:06:51	2 8
Behold the wnner. He's the wng king. --Willie Johnson
	[The scene opens with two cyclists, Arthur and Terry, pedalling frantically down a country road, their faces twisted with panic. Suddenly, the sound of thundering footsteps can be heard behind them. Arthur glances over his shoulder and his eyes widen in horror.] Arthur: [panicked] Terry, do you hear that?! Terry: [also panicked] Of course, I hear it! It sounds like... like a giant chicken with a vendetta! [They pedal faster, but the sound only grows louder. Suddenly, a majestic ostrich appears on the horizon, its beady eyes fixed on Arthur and Terry like a pair of targets.] Arthur: [gasping for breath] Sweet mother of absurdity, it's an ostrich! Why is it chasing us?! Terry: [frantically checking his surroundings] I don't know, Arthur, but I have a feeling we're not in for an egg-citing adventure! [As they pedal faster, Arthur and Terry exchange bewildered glances, their minds racing as fast as their wheels. Suddenly, Terry's eyes light up with a spark of inspiration.] Terry: Arthur, do you still have that bag of birdseed from our last picnic? Arthur: [rummaging through his backpack] Ah, here it is! Terry: [grinning mischievously] Quick, let's give this bird a taste of its own medicine! [Terry grabs the bag of birdseed and, with a theatrical flourish, tosses it behind them like a seasoned magician revealing a trick. The ostrich, caught off guard by the unexpected turn of events, screeches to a halt, its beady eyes widening in disbelief as it watches the birdseed rain down like confetti.] Arthur: [chuckling] Looks like we've outsmarted the feathered fiend! [Terry nods in agreement, a proud smirk spreading across his face as they continue pedaling.] Arthur: Brilliant plan, Terry! Now, let's confuse it further. Do you still have that rubber chicken we bought as a joke last summer? Terry: [grinning] You mean the one with the squeaky beak? [Arthur nods, and Terry quickly produces the rubber chicken from his backpack. With impeccable timing, they squeeze the chicken, making it emit a series of ridiculous squawking noises.] Arthur: [chuckling] If this doesn't distract it, nothing will! [They continue cycling, squeezing the rubber chicken intermittently, creating a bizarre soundtrack to their escape. The ostrich, now utterly perplexed, starts tilting its head as if trying to comprehend the absurdity unfolding before it.] 28/01/24 10:52:20	5 7
Beat me to it --C CaMel
	clever Honey, do you never stop whining, even in the bath? 29/12/23 18:56:46, edited: 29/12/23 18:57:24	7

	The plan to make butter by by driving over speed-bumps backfired 02/07/23 12:32:31	7

	"Don't use your human's name as your password, Rex, it's too obvious" 27/05/23 8:29:39	7

	Looks like a high bread car 02/04/23 20:48:03	7

	When you can't be bothered to wash up... 07/02/23 20:02:04	7

	clever Ride one of these for too long and you'll just get yourself a sore rhea 06/01/23 22:07:43	7

	I told you the trampoline is for outside only 03/12/22 8:08:47	7

	creative A perfect spot for the Flat Earth society picnic 20/11/22 8:07:15	7

	I'd like to post on caption.me but I'd need to come up with a one-liner. 29/10/22 12:15:57	7

	lol Peter Peter pumpkin eater went mad after 40 years of having the same first name and surname. 15/10/22 7:08:54	7

	Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind 07/04/24 22:14:45	6

	Yes, you can even use them for Grandpa's ashes 22/02/24 21:42:38	6

	The Emperor's New Swimsuit 25/11/23 8:21:43	6

	Jack of all shades 06/09/23 20:17:58	6

	Kieron had always been his nannies favourite 09/08/23 20:22:21	6

	Jim bitterly regretted putting his newt on steroids. 05/03/23 8:00:15	6

	Looks like a bit of a clock-up 02/03/23 20:05:05	6

	Time after time 02/03/23 20:02:00	6

	I can do this on my own, you don’t need to stand there watching me! 10/02/23 20:15:31	1 6
If I were there, I couldn't stand to watch you either. --Willie Johnson
	creative "It fell close to the iceberg after we sank", Granny Rose said, "If only I had a little more light, I could find that damn necklace". 26/01/23 20:20:38	6

	Snow way out 31/12/22 8:00:10	6

	Never mind thinking of a caption for this, I've just printed it out and stuck it on my thermostat. 15/12/22 20:01:42	6

	clever I shouldn't have ordered those extra few books to get the free delivery 03/12/22 20:01:03	6

	Dad was an avid stamp collector 31/10/22 8:12:38	6

	clever Police are looking for the gang of youths who placed the dog there. However, they're struggling to find leads. 29/10/22 20:03:55	6

	She always was a good mixer 17/05/23 20:01:06	5

	She was in high spirits on her walk 17/05/23 20:00:36	5

	A misprint on the script for the new Harry Potter sequel about a Scottish Wizard, meant the casting didn't go quite to plan. 13/04/23 8:39:15	5

	Okay you can leave now. You've been in detention long enough 15/02/23 20:25:22	5

	Do you want coke with that? 18/01/23 20:05:50	5

	Due to the ongoing economy crisis, supermarkets are now selling banana splits without the icecream 15/01/23 20:21:34	5

	creative When you knock on a celebrity's door, but can't get through the Crack 31/12/22 8:02:45, edited: 31/12/22 8:16:13	5

	I hope that guy doesn't want to get past me... 28/11/22 8:01:16	5

	All mouth and no trousers. 19/11/22 8:21:36	5

	Sorry, I can't take your call right now, please leave your message after the bleat. 23/10/22 8:03:11	5

	The zebra loved chess, it was A-frican genius 22/12/23 20:06:07	4

	The ABC Team 18/11/23 9:18:56	4

	"What are we celebrating?" "Another cat picture for Caption.me" 23/10/23 8:10:36, edited: 23/10/23 8:11:33	4

	"I told you I was feline ill" (nod to Spike) 06/08/23 17:43:37	4

	Roll-deo 05/08/23 17:01:53	4

	Claire's head was in the clouds 22/07/23 8:35:06	4

	clever Before phone hacking, journalists used to pretend they were just waiting in the queue. 03/07/23 22:19:57	4

	The limousines for the class prom are a bit different in the countryside 22/06/23 20:01:30	4

	Previous world record cyclist creates retirement job, using his bicycle powered USB charger 17/06/23 8:06:53	4

	She tried to meet up with her local walking club, but was barred 17/05/23 20:00:48	4

	Blackpool finally gets some public toilets. 28/02/23 8:00:25	4

	“What is this shithole?” “Excuse me, this is Burnley”. 28/02/23 8:00:11	4

	'Dad was really mad when I brought his car back home' 'Really mad?' 'Apeshit!' 17/02/23 17:57:11	4

	Kids grow up so quickly these days 15/02/23 20:24:20	4

	That’ll stop the mice running up 01/01/23 20:00:56	4

	"It's a cover up!" claims news reader. 24/12/22 12:00:54	4

	"I think it would have tasted better with extra anchovies". 01/11/22 8:08:34	4

	Mum, can I dress as Peppa this Halloween 🎃? 30/10/22 8:00:49	4

	That wimpy kid is really sprouting up 27/10/22 8:48:23	4

	It's ok, we're safe up here, we have herd immunity. 13/10/22 21:06:09	4

	All fur coat and no knickers 13/09/22 20:38:48	4

	Budget cuts meant they were slimming down the service 21/04/24 8:02:14	3

	While Bruce was quietly confident in the arm wrestling round, he wasn't looking forward to the next two rounds: the shin kicking competition and comparing the size of their tails. 19/03/24 20:36:07	3

	Is this person a large frog, or a giant toed 26/01/24 22:04:57	3

	Next up in the races we have Desert Awkward... 15/01/24 20:25:45	3

	It was fabulous while it lasted. But all good things must comb to an end 28/12/23 8:24:02	3

	The Dalai Llama was enlightened 28/10/23 8:03:36	3

	I'll be a monkey's uncle 21/09/23 23:11:39	3

	People prepared to fight their way through the crowds on the Tube 10/08/23 8:28:18	3

	We used to be a nuclear family, now we're cellular 26/07/23 20:03:31	3

	He stopped at the shop after a long cycle ride to p-p-p-pick up a p-p-p-penguin 23/06/23 8:13:25, edited: 23/06/23 8:14:08	2 3

	Emily waited patiently for the mouse catcher to arrive 05/06/23 8:00:08	3

	Not an average American car, that won't fit an average American. 02/06/23 8:00:24	3

	Oh, I get it... Your cunning roos to put me off 26/05/23 21:46:10	3

	When I said bring a drink on the walk, that's not quite what I had in mind 17/05/23 20:01:24, edited: 17/05/23 20:02:49	3

	New species of dog found near Sellafield 20/04/23 20:03:49	3

	Knock knock knockin' on the stable door 18/03/23 8:10:09, edited: 18/03/23 8:11:03	3

	Who says a leopard never changes it's spots? 12/02/23 20:11:03	3

	A squash in a squash 07/01/23 12:00:12	3

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last comments (total: 30)

Nudge nudge, w*ink w*ink, say no more!

[anon]

28/07/22
8:43pm

comment on caption:
The students were somewhat puzzled by the results of the w*nking competition... [David Michael]

Behold the w*nner. He's the w*ng king.

Willie Johnson

29/07/22
9:07pm

comment on caption:
The students were somewhat puzzled by the results of the w*nking competition... [David Michael]

To Servo Man

Scrijjy Doo

07/08/22
2:26am

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Unfortunately the manual was written by robots to maximise human destruction. [David Michael]

Didn't the invitation say Black Thai?...

[anon]

31/10/22
8:09pm

comment on caption:
I'll have a beer with that Thai please [David Michael]

Say

[anon]

09/11/22
10:14pm

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I have complete confidence in Michael Fish and the Met office! If they say there will be no storm I believe them. [David Michael]

That poor horse.

Crunchy Chords

29/12/22
8:58pm

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Get a move on Brian! The horse needs a drink [David Michael]

Yes, it certainly is. Underpaid workers mined the materials and then other underpaid workers put it together.

That's the phone, not the statue.

How many people had to die so we could enjoy this freedom? I for one respect their sacrifice.