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Forum Posts		1			7
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27/09/20 8:00:25		8


01/09/20 20:00:23		8

	('Mustn't look down, mustn't look down,...') 30/08/20 20:00:25	8


clever 12/07/20 17:09:12		1 8
If only he had time to repair it... --Stephen Bean

29/04/20 20:00:19		1 8
Slick heil! --Scrijjy Doo

11/04/20 6:53:28		1 8


28/03/20 20:01:09		8


10/11/19 15:50:43		1 8

	Bullfights are much more exciting in the U.S. 28/07/19 12:54:50	8

	lol "My mum says I go out with too many arse holes." 26/07/19 14:56:48	8

	creative "Step 219: Now that you have built your boat, gone to sea, caught your load of fish, brought them back and put them on display in your boat as your dowry, the final step to attracting a husband is to stand proudly next to your boat and wait for the eligible men of the village to come and select you as a wife. Oh, and remove your robe, that's key." 17/05/19 8:06:00	8


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clever 22/12/18 8:02:13		8

	Captioneers reacted positively to Stone Face's new profile pic. 19/10/18 20:00:40	8


clever 05/09/18 20:17:12		8


27/08/18 20:20:45		8


12/03/18 20:21:11		1 8

	Egg noodle 23/02/24 23:03:29	7

	Photo Bomber 24/12/23 20:48:43	7

	"Unfortunately I have no body to enjoy it with." 11/12/23 20:09:46	7


21/06/23 20:02:56		7

	"Bloody captioneers. Always photographing me washing my nuts." 19/05/23 20:00:12	7


20/04/23 20:00:12		7


19/04/23 20:00:25, edited: 05/05/23 23:02:36		7

	"Two nuns battling with lightsabres and one of them is young and pretty but with eyes as black as the depths of hell and make sure they both have their mouths slightly open so people will write captions that have dialogue and that tell a story and are not just stupid puns. And... Generate." Bing A.I.: "... Are you okay, James?" 31/03/23 20:02:22, edited: 20/07/23 23:27:46	1 7
It's like you've seen inside my soul, Cap Auth ;) --James Lennox
	At least he died doing what he loved: sitting in front of his computer naked. 27/03/23 20:00:11	4 7
Not sure I can pun this it's too hard --Mr Dome

22/01/23 20:00:38		7

	This is why you don't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games. 23/12/22 20:00:22	7


10/11/22 20:00:56		7


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15/10/22 20:08:15		7

	"Cry all you want, but you knew this was the deal: I marry you, but you have to give up Caption.me." 04/10/22 20:00:28	7


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11/08/22 20:00:36		7


10/08/22 20:00:15		7

	The dilemma: should you use one of your 1.9 allotted caption votes per photo and vote for this? 12/06/22 20:00:22	7


21/03/22 20:32:05		1 7

	Promise? 02/02/22 20:00:07	2 7

	"...Okay, be honest, darling, does this make my arse look big?" 23/01/22 20:00:42	7


22/11/21 14:48:03		7

	"... But if the exhaust is WHITE smoke..." 01/11/21 20:13:09	1 7
"if the exhaust is WHITE smoke..." ...it will still be hot enough to ignite the dry brush and start an out of control wildfire. --Willie Johnson
	"That's an unfortunate name." "Yeah. But it probably wasn't so bad if he shortened it to Leo." 25/10/21 13:03:13	7


13/10/21 20:00:08		7

	Willie, Nelson 18/03/21 20:00:33	1 7
I assure you, it's not this Willie. --Willie Johnson

06/12/20 20:00:06		7


05/12/20 20:00:14		7

	"Sexterminate!" 09/11/20 20:00:06	7


lol 26/10/20 20:00:16		7


01/10/20 20:38:05		7


14/09/20 15:34:00		7

	"Quick, Marty, get in! We've got to save the future! Biff is a corrupt casino billionaire who's running for President, and DeLoreans turn out to be pieces of sh*t." 30/07/20 16:34:48	2 7
Yeah, why does my DeLorean not have an influx capacitor? --Glyn Evans
	"Our act really took off after I added the bra," said Dave. 27/07/20 20:00:38	7

	. Serial chiller 29/06/20 20:00:07	7


25/06/20 20:01:07		7


10/06/20 20:00:43		7


lol 30/04/20 14:58:09		2 7
And if you could, I don't think I'd want to. --Willie Johnson

lol 05/04/20 16:18:12		7


15/02/20 8:01:40		7


11/02/20 20:01:08		7

	"She'll 'never go back', eh? Well, I'll show her..." 31/01/20 20:07:25	2 7


21/10/19 20:02:06		3 7
This would work better in my opinion if you shortened it to 'Beware of the bog'. --Karyn Harrison

09/10/19 22:28:02		7


04/10/19 8:00:19		7


26/08/19 8:00:11		4 7
Day tripper? --Dave Bryan

22/07/19 20:00:12		7


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29/05/19 20:00:09		7

	Sister Mary Jane 27/05/19 20:00:07	7

	Chris Hemsworth had finally found his second career. 17/04/19 20:01:25, edited: 20/07/23 23:36:33	3 7
He's an Australian actor, who like all Australians suffers from an uncontrollable desire to violently destroy anything culturally sophisticated. Oh, and he plays Thor. --James Lennox

18/03/19 20:01:16		1 7
May the farce be with you. --stone face

26/02/19 20:48:38		7


13/01/19 20:01:14		7

	Snarly Davidson 13/01/19 20:00:08	7

	Holy mackerel! 06/01/19 20:00:41	7

	creative Sometimes his dark inner self emerged and it was clear he was bipolar. 01/01/19 8:00:06	7

	"Looks like this is the end of the line." 31/10/18 20:00:36	1 7


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11/06/18 20:00:11		7

	On the plus side, she can finally ditch the two clamshells. 16/05/18 21:18:39	7


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15/04/17 8:19:03		7

	"Jack." "... Yes, luv?" "... Is that your sword?" "..." 08/11/23 20:00:35	6

	"Just look at those pigs living it up in there." "Orwell was right all along." 25/10/23 20:04:53	6

	Nothing is too ridiculous for a Florida Governor. 12/09/23 20:07:09	6


15/06/23 20:00:21		6


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16/03/23 20:00:11		6

	Victoria's Secret hope to diversify to a wider customer base. 07/03/23 20:04:35	6


18/01/23 20:03:35		6


creative 04/01/23 20:00:43		6


19/12/22 20:00:35		1 6
Dear Mr SchrodingerI got bored, so I'm sure you'll understand why I escaped from the box ages agoI figured you wouldn't notice as you were probably trying to prove a point as per usual. Anyway, I've moved on to sunnier ... --Glyn Evans

10/11/22 20:00:15		3 6
Yes, it is tragic, especially when we put up these childrens' missing posters and then caption them.When is too far too far? - Oops, I believe it's too late for that. --Glyn Evans

26/10/22 14:32:10		6


23/09/22 20:18:35, edited: 01/10/22 20:16:12		6

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last comments (total: 271)

(Nod to Mon 20:02:05)

(caption author)

14/11/23
6:52pm

comment on caption:
That's a sight for sour eyes. [Crunchy Chords]

Nod to 8:15:52

(caption author)

17/11/23
6:17pm

comment on caption:
“I refuse the jab because vaccines would infect my brain and make me weird,” said Djokovic. [Crunchy Chords]

🎵 Home, home on the range...
Where the deer and the antelope play...🎵

Willie Johnson

01/12/23
9:31am

comment on caption:
Steakhouse [Crunchy Chords]

Encore!!

Julia Kinsey

06/12/23
8:04pm

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

Challenge accepted, Julia.

🎵 “It's not entirely my fault
My songs sound like gargled phlegm
I'm trying to sing from music notes
That have a backward stem." 🎵

Anyone else want to have a go?

Crunchy Chords

09/12/23
6:03am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

🎵 Moony moony star star
Starry starry moon
I've laced your drink with roofies
You'll be unconscious soon 🎵

James Lennox

09/12/23
6:26am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

In crooked notes, I serenade the night,
A singer so bad, it's a comical sight.
I pay folks to endure my lunar tunes,
Moon and stars bear witness to my vocal cartoons

[anon]

09/12/23
7:45am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]