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hahaha, took me some time.'sun screen' --sandeep chahal
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How I feel walking round my local Sainsbury's. They had Christmas stuff in for several weeks. Takes all the joy out of it. --Lucky Elperro
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You beat me to this caption by like 10 seconds :) Nice one. Very creative! --Greg Curtis
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I wonder how much she'd get for him on eBay. --Karyn Harrison
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love it --The Wolf
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You had me at just swan table napkin making 😉 --Julia Kinsey
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"No no he's not croaked, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable toad, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful flumage." --Crunchy Chords
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Shooting Gullery --Troompa Loompa
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The real reason the tortoise won. --Michael Monkhouse
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"Fine. I'll come back tomorrow.... (sigh) ...moistened wench."
12:01am
comment on caption:
The Lady of the Lake replied "Could you come back another day when I've not been out partying all night to pick up your sword?" [Glyn Evans]
I wonder how much she'd get for him on eBay.
4:14pm
comment on caption:
"That's amazing. I can see Jesus's face in one of Gulliver's sperms!" [Glyn Evans]
"I feel persecuted, why are only the Welsh regarded as sheep shaggers?"
"Well, everyone knows that Welsh sheep are sexier"
10:49am
comment on caption:
"I hate this stereotype that the Welsh shag sheep. That's why I moved to New Zealand. It's far more relaxing. When the night draws in, I can shag as many sheep as I want without the stigma" [Glyn Evans]
Darn it!
10:37pm
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"Step on it, that ball of wool is getting away!" [Glyn Evans]
He'll probably be going for ages on those steroids
8:10am
comment on caption:
The tortoise won because the hare was too busy shooting up and having a wank. [Glyn Evans]
"Mona was the name of the cat?"
3:25pm
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Mona only modelled part time, her main passion was taxidermy. [Glyn Evans]
And flaky
8:02pm
comment on caption:
That costume is like some of the captions on this site. Corny. [Glyn Evans]
Not exactly a caption.
8:33am
comment on caption:
The conservative Smith family live in the suburbs. ChopChop a travelling homicidal clown comes to town.
Little do the family know about Germaine's days visiting circuses indulging in her clown fetish and that is why ChopChop is here. He's come to reclaim the kids he never knew he had. Time has been lost and John was considered the more suitable parent, but ChopChop wants his kids even if he has to hack them to pieces. The Smiths' lives will change forever as ChopChop teaches the Smiths the true meaning of being a "home wrecker".
"Illegitimate" in cinemas this Halloween. [Glyn Evans]
True. However, after you've been on caption.me for a while you begin to get tired of the same old puns/jokes. It's good that captioneers are inventive and try mini stories, poems etc. It helps to prevent the site from becoming stale and repetitive.
8:47am
comment on caption:
The conservative Smith family live in the suburbs. ChopChop a travelling homicidal clown comes to town.
Little do the family know about Germaine's days visiting circuses indulging in her clown fetish and that is why ChopChop is here. He's come to reclaim the kids he never knew he had. Time has been lost and John was considered the more suitable parent, but ChopChop wants his kids even if he has to hack them to pieces. The Smiths' lives will change forever as ChopChop teaches the Smiths the true meaning of being a "home wrecker".
"Illegitimate" in cinemas this Halloween. [Glyn Evans]
I've seen a preview of "Illegitimate"
One of the best bits is after ChopChop's been on a killing spree killing neighbours and family alike, Germaine has the family shotgun trained on ChopChop and she's trying to decide whether to shoot him, but the clown fetish is getting her erotically charged and she's trying to overcome it. ChopChop draws in closer.
Suddenly, Wendy the youngest child who's been hiding appears and says "Pop pop?"
ChopChop stop stops and looks at her with endearing fatherly eyes.
Wendy looks to Germaine angrily and screams "Pop, POP!"
Germaine shoots Wendy instead. ChopChop's surprised as he was expecting to be killed. As the rest of the family are already dead Germaine figures she can start afresh and with ChopChop as her personal enforcer by her side no one will mess with her.
Germaine and ChopChop live happily ever after...until the law catches up with them and it all ends in a Waco style siege.
10:29pm
comment on caption:
The conservative Smith family live in the suburbs. ChopChop a travelling homicidal clown comes to town.
Little do the family know about Germaine's days visiting circuses indulging in her clown fetish and that is why ChopChop is here. He's come to reclaim the kids he never knew he had. Time has been lost and John was considered the more suitable parent, but ChopChop wants his kids even if he has to hack them to pieces. The Smiths' lives will change forever as ChopChop teaches the Smiths the true meaning of being a "home wrecker".
"Illegitimate" in cinemas this Halloween. [Glyn Evans]