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	Wear wolves 14/01/24 12:03:43	24

	lol "Didn't I say to go before we got in the jacuzzi?" 03/04/24 20:05:31	22

	"Mittens, what is your specialist subject?" 10/01/23 12:16:26	22

	creative "The milky bras are on me." 05/07/13 12:05:39	22

	clever x2 "I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day." 11/11/16 20:08:44	1 21
hahaha, took me some time.'sun screen' --sandeep chahal
	clever "It's not you, it's me. I need space." 23/10/16 12:16:15	20

	lol creative Hey Kids! If you enjoy Milky, there's also Meaty The Amazing Abattoir Cow which comes with detachable parts and a bolt gun 16/07/21 8:06:13	19

	lol For some drivers, this makes no fucking difference. 31/01/14 8:13:20	19

	T-reks 18/11/23 20:03:47	18

	Heir Guitar 22/03/23 12:00:29	18

	A Boing 747 19/03/24 8:02:27	17

	lol "We have reason to believe Sir, that you were driving and have swapped seats with Trixie to avoid taking a breathalyser test" 14/10/22 12:00:22	17

	lol x2 Crutches won't stop Eric from doing the long jump. 02/04/16 13:10:04	16

	Mary Poppins was always one for good conduct. 07/04/23 20:08:58, edited: 07/04/23 20:14:47	15

	"We're returning these with our sincerest apologies they were somewhat damaged in the police ambush but on a lighter note we can tell you he died with his boots on" 15/03/23 12:04:57	15

	"Gotta love a bit of improvised curling" 19/10/21 8:02:42	15

	Fuck off, it's only September 22/09/21 20:02:31	2 15
How I feel walking round my local Sainsbury's. They had Christmas stuff in for several weeks. Takes all the joy out of it. --Lucky Elperro
	"It's alright Mum, you push, I'll catch my sister" 18/02/21 8:25:23	15

	lol x2 creative "This silver hand came out the sky, pointed me out and said "It's you". I thought I'd won the lottery but all it did was f**k up my brolly." 07/10/16 8:24:31	1 15
You beat me to this caption by like 10 seconds :) Nice one. Very creative! --Greg Curtis
	lol "E.T. no go home" 29/06/22 12:00:08	14

	"What have you never seen a Piranha in drag before? I'm off to the Rio Carnival" 21/08/21 8:20:27	14

	Love comes naturally, don't faucet. 21/03/13 12:05:27	13

	"These sausages give me flaccid reflux" 02/02/24 20:01:49	12

	These beans are to die for 19/01/24 12:01:27	12

	creative "Once we get your signature sorted out we can put nine life insurance policies on you" 10/12/23 10:15:29	12

	"Do not laugh fair maiden, giant tiddly winks is a very serious sport" 10/08/23 8:04:20	12

	creative x2 "Which horseman of the Apocalypse do you belong to?" "Global Warming" 22/11/22 9:27:23	12

	Mona only modelled part time, her main passion was taxidermy. 20/09/22 8:03:06	1 12

	lol "You see that?" "Yeah" "It's the corner of the picture." 02/05/20 12:01:16	12

	"That's the last time I go down on someone who's vajazzled" 10/07/23 12:06:32	11

	"Scalpel beats double telephone" 29/05/23 20:03:03	11

	"Alexa, wipe my arse" 24/05/22 12:19:16	11

	"Those flippin' shape blocks won't fit, I know what'll sort them out!" 10/04/22 8:07:30	11

	creative The Wisdom of Heinzsite. 07/07/14 9:36:00	11

	Dafospill 16/04/24 12:20:36	10

	Cappybarrier 18/01/24 12:01:39	10

	"I always thought they stuck to Quidditch, but it appears Hogwarts has a Rowan team" 07/01/24 20:22:51	10

	Joy's on her monthly cycle 03/03/23 12:45:51	1 10

	It must be brush hour 08/02/23 12:05:09	10

	"Wow that's some power on next door's leaf blower" 09/11/22 20:00:12	10

	Moggerheads 01/08/22 20:00:12	10

	"I'd get my bike but if I do that giant hairy caterpillar might eat me" 02/01/23 13:06:19	9

	lol "That's amazing. I can see Jesus's face in one of Gulliver's sperms!" 06/05/22 15:42:09	1 9
I wonder how much she'd get for him on eBay. --Karyn Harrison
	Til Ref Do Us Part 14/02/24 12:13:17	8

	lol "I take strong offence that this place infantalises men!" "Shush Dean, otherwise they won't give you a carton of Um Bongo" 19/09/23 12:32:37	1 8
love it --The Wolf
	"Nobody ever realises that the PG in PG Tips stands for Pinot Grigio" 17/07/23 12:03:01	1 8

	A shock to the cistern 16/05/23 12:12:19, edited: 16/05/23 12:26:55	8

	"You'll regret this Superman!" "No, I won't. I didn't want one before and I don't want a *ucking vacuum cleaner now" 04/02/23 7:27:50	1 8

	"What do you expect? It's Subway" 03/02/23 12:17:39	8

	The Cat that got the Cream, the Tuna, The Full Roast Chicken, The Liver... 04/08/22 12:10:42	8

	Place of Warship 19/04/22 14:14:59	8

	Bright eyes and bushy tailed Fri 12:01:25	7

	"They must have been popular, they're all gone" 20/01/24 12:06:23	7

	The Plane in Spain Falls Mainly on the Grain 24/12/23 20:07:53	7

	Teach a man to fish and a bear will wait for the man to return from the river with that fish. 16/10/23 12:39:57	7

	I wanted an authentic cinema experience whilst watching Top Gun, it's why I put in an ejector seat 25/08/23 12:28:07	7

	"Gina's wearing frog's legs. The other models have got on kangaroo legs, flea legs, rabbit's feet..." "It's the Spring collection, silly" 01/06/23 12:02:28, edited: 01/06/23 12:03:24	1 7

	"What's that?" "Summit" 07/01/23 20:10:33	7

	Most won't survive Many will fail Not everyone can endure the sheer severity and intensity that is the ancient art of origami swan table napkin making 03/01/23 12:10:26	1 7
You had me at just swan table napkin making 😉 --Julia Kinsey
	"We should probably help that swimmer being attacked by that alligator rather than filming the whole thing to post online later" 24/09/22 12:00:17	7

	lol "Oi, dickhead! Get off my tightrope! I'm walking here!" 24/03/22 12:16:30	7

	PG or not PG? 23/04/24 16:02:40	6

	Boar to be Wild 18/04/24 20:07:28, suggested edits	6

	Baker's Dozing 25/02/24 20:03:52	6

	Fonduvet 15/02/24 12:11:43	6

	Scotland Farmyard 10/02/24 20:06:06	6

	And Then There Was Nun 07/02/24 12:05:51	6

	Frosta Del Sol 02/01/24 20:09:33	6

	The driver's obviously not a smoker 29/11/23 20:14:46	1 6

	This is a much more fun Nativity scene, Mr T brings Gold and Rosie and Jim bring a cat and a mystery knapsack. 18/11/23 8:47:49	6

	"Why's her face fully lit up?" "Well she's next to a Starr" 16/10/23 8:04:51	6

	That catapult will never work 08/10/23 20:07:49	6

	"Remember the advice from Ghostbusters, make sure the streams don't cross" 18/09/23 12:01:22	6

	Marie Pan-Amtoinette 22/07/23 8:10:59	6

	Dog Corleone 09/07/23 12:11:54	6

	"Grandad, when you said you were going to mop the floor with me, I didn't think you were being serious" 10/06/23 9:36:43	6

	Charlesboro 19/05/23 15:52:21	6

	"Seats you Sir!" 13/05/23 9:09:58	6

	It's important in life to aim high 18/03/23 20:38:57	6

	The Ice Squad 12/03/23 20:15:27	6

	Snap shot 05/03/23 9:39:54	6

	"We went out for a lovely day of motorboating" 04/03/23 9:31:00	6

	"Yeah, biting off the bottom like I do with an ice cream cone doesn't quite work in the same way" 31/01/23 9:17:44	6

	"I wish to complain about this toad I bought half an hour ago from this very boutique, it's croaked" 29/12/22 20:02:03	2 6
"No no he's not croaked, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable toad, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful flumage." --Crunchy Chords
	Dog Pray Afternoon 29/12/22 9:54:24	6

	"This is a no smoking area? Of course it was a no smoking area, before I got here" 29/11/22 20:00:19, edited: 29/11/22 20:00:32	6

	Trippin' 18/09/22 8:39:20	6

	The tortoise won because the hare was too busy shooting up and having a wank. 02/09/22 8:13:14	1 6

	creative "That's nothing. I've seen stranger things..." 10/08/22 20:02:51	6

	"Egg tu, brute?" 06/08/22 12:10:58	6

	How I got my bald patch 31/07/22 12:02:16	6

	"Ha ha! Missed me four times. You're a terrible shot. Is that the best you can do?" 12/03/21 8:14:34	2 6
Shooting Gullery --Troompa Loompa
	"You're a cheat..." the Hare accused the cyclist, stealing his helmet and holding it up high, "...you're no fucking tortoise." 18/07/15 12:16:16	1 6
The real reason the tortoise won. --Michael Monkhouse
	They must have that explosive new bestseller in Mon 10:04:29	5

	Stephen King's "Sit" Sun 8:23:50	5

	Psychedelick 02/01/24 9:59:32	5

	"When you said piranha pedicure, I wasn't entirely sure, when you said complimentary wine, that was me sold" 21/12/23 12:10:00	5

	Nerves of steel 20/11/23 20:00:27	5

	"Tonight on Blind Date, we meet our three lovely contestants..." 22/10/23 11:32:17	5

	"It has been several weeks since my last confession..." "Yeah I know and I told you to fuck off last time as well" 19/08/23 0:23:05	5

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Sounds like Ketanji Brown Jackson.

[anon]

19/11/22
11:06am

comment on caption:
"Goldilocks, is this the bear that assaulted you when you broke into their house?" [Glyn Evans]

"No no he's not croaked, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable toad, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful flumage."

Crunchy Chords

31/12/22
6:26am

comment on caption:
"I wish to complain about this toad I bought half an hour ago from this very boutique, it's croaked" [Glyn Evans]

"Look, I took the liberty of examining the toad when I got home and I discovered the only reason it had been sitting on its lilly pad in the first place is that it had been nailed there"

Glyn Evans

31/12/22
11:38am

comment on caption:
"I wish to complain about this toad I bought half an hour ago from this very boutique, it's croaked" [Glyn Evans]

You had me at just swan table napkin making 😉

Julia Kinsey

03/01/23
3:03pm

comment on caption:
Most won't survive

Many will fail

Not everyone can endure the sheer severity and intensity that is the ancient art of origami swan table napkin making [Glyn Evans]

That depends on your initial IQ. It would become 100 if you ate everyone else in the world.

Safer to eat one child more intelligent than yourself as that guarantees your IQ improves smilie face