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Wear wolves

14/01/24 12:03:43

lol

"Didn't I say to go before we got in the jacuzzi?"

03/04/24 20:05:31

"Mittens, what is your specialist subject?"

10/01/23 12:16:26

creative

"The milky bras are on me."

05/07/13 12:05:39

clever x2

"I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day."

11/11/16 20:08:44

clever

"It's not you, it's me. I need space."

23/10/16 12:16:15

lol creative

Hey Kids! If you enjoy Milky, there's also Meaty The Amazing Abattoir Cow which comes with detachable parts and a bolt gun

16/07/21 8:06:13

lol

For some drivers, this makes no fucking difference.

31/01/14 8:13:20

T-reks

18/11/23 20:03:47

Heir Guitar

22/03/23 12:00:29

A Boing 747

19/03/24 8:02:27

lol

"We have reason to believe Sir, that you were driving and have swapped seats with Trixie to avoid taking a breathalyser test"

14/10/22 12:00:22

lol x2

Crutches won't stop Eric from doing the long jump.

02/04/16 13:10:04

Mary Poppins was always one for good conduct.

07/04/23 20:08:58, edited: 07/04/23 20:14:47

"We're returning these with our sincerest apologies they were somewhat damaged in the police ambush but on a lighter note we can tell you he died with his boots on"

15/03/23 12:04:57

"Gotta love a bit of improvised curling"

19/10/21 8:02:42

Fuck off, it's only September

22/09/21 20:02:31

"It's alright Mum, you push, I'll catch my sister"

18/02/21 8:25:23

lol x2 creative

"This silver hand came out the sky, pointed me out and said "It's you". I thought I'd won the lottery but all it did was f**k up my brolly."

07/10/16 8:24:31

lol

"E.T. no go home"

29/06/22 12:00:08

"What have you never seen a Piranha in drag before? I'm off to the Rio Carnival"

21/08/21 8:20:27

Love comes naturally, don't faucet.

21/03/13 12:05:27

"These sausages give me flaccid reflux"

02/02/24 20:01:49

These beans are to die for

19/01/24 12:01:27

creative

"Once we get your signature sorted out we can put nine life insurance policies on you"

10/12/23 10:15:29

"Do not laugh fair maiden, giant tiddly winks is a very serious sport"

10/08/23 8:04:20

creative x2

"Which horseman of the Apocalypse do you belong to?"

"Global Warming"

22/11/22 9:27:23

Mona only modelled part time, her main passion was taxidermy.

20/09/22 8:03:06

lol

"You see that?"
"Yeah"
"It's the corner of the picture."

02/05/20 12:01:16

"That's the last time I go down on someone who's vajazzled"

10/07/23 12:06:32

"Scalpel beats double telephone"

29/05/23 20:03:03

"Alexa, wipe my arse"

24/05/22 12:19:16

"Those flippin' shape blocks won't fit, I know what'll sort them out!"

10/04/22 8:07:30

creative

The Wisdom of Heinzsite.

07/07/14 9:36:00

Cappybarrier

18/01/24 12:01:39

"I always thought they stuck to Quidditch, but it appears Hogwarts has a Rowan team"

07/01/24 20:22:51

Joy's on her monthly cycle

03/03/23 12:45:51

It must be brush hour

08/02/23 12:05:09

"Wow that's some power on next door's leaf blower"

09/11/22 20:00:12

Moggerheads

01/08/22 20:00:12

"I'd get my bike but if I do that giant hairy caterpillar might eat me"

02/01/23 13:06:19

lol

"That's amazing. I can see Jesus's face in one of Gulliver's sperms!"

06/05/22 15:42:09

Til Ref Do Us Part

14/02/24 12:13:17

lol

"I take strong offence that this place infantalises men!"

"Shush Dean, otherwise they won't give you a carton of Um Bongo"

19/09/23 12:32:37

"Nobody ever realises that the PG in PG Tips stands for Pinot Grigio"

17/07/23 12:03:01

A shock to the cistern

16/05/23 12:12:19, edited: 16/05/23 12:26:55

"You'll regret this Superman!"

"No, I won't. I didn't want one before and I don't want a *ucking vacuum cleaner now"

04/02/23 7:27:50

"What do you expect? It's Subway"

03/02/23 12:17:39

The Cat that got the Cream, the Tuna, The Full Roast Chicken, The Liver...

04/08/22 12:10:42

Place of Warship

19/04/22 14:14:59

"They must have been popular, they're all gone"

20/01/24 12:06:23

The Plane in Spain Falls Mainly on the Grain

24/12/23 20:07:53

Teach a man to fish and a bear will wait for the man to return from the river with that fish.

16/10/23 12:39:57

I wanted an authentic cinema experience whilst watching Top Gun, it's why I put in an ejector seat

25/08/23 12:28:07

"Gina's wearing frog's legs. The other models have got on kangaroo legs, flea legs, rabbit's feet..."

"It's the Spring collection, silly"

01/06/23 12:02:28, edited: 01/06/23 12:03:24

"What's that?"

"Summit"

07/01/23 20:10:33

Most won't survive

Many will fail

Not everyone can endure the sheer severity and intensity that is the ancient art of origami swan table napkin making

03/01/23 12:10:26

"We should probably help that swimmer being attacked by that alligator rather than filming the whole thing to post online later"

24/09/22 12:00:17

lol

"Oi, dickhead! Get off my tightrope! I'm walking here!"

24/03/22 12:16:30

Baker's Dozing

25/02/24 20:03:52

Fonduvet

15/02/24 12:11:43

Scotland Farmyard

10/02/24 20:06:06

And Then There Was Nun

07/02/24 12:05:51

Frosta Del Sol

02/01/24 20:09:33

The driver's obviously not a smoker

29/11/23 20:14:46

This is a much more fun Nativity scene, Mr T brings Gold and Rosie and Jim bring a cat and a mystery knapsack.

18/11/23 8:47:49

"Why's her face fully lit up?"

"Well she's next to a Starr"

16/10/23 8:04:51

That catapult will never work

08/10/23 20:07:49

"Remember the advice from Ghostbusters, make sure the streams don't cross"

18/09/23 12:01:22

Marie Pan-Amtoinette

22/07/23 8:10:59

Dog Corleone

09/07/23 12:11:54

"Grandad, when you said you were going to mop the floor with me, I didn't think you were being serious"

10/06/23 9:36:43

Charlesboro

19/05/23 15:52:21

"Seats you Sir!"

13/05/23 9:09:58

It's important in life to aim high

18/03/23 20:38:57

The Ice Squad

12/03/23 20:15:27

Snap shot

05/03/23 9:39:54

"We went out for a lovely day of motorboating"

04/03/23 9:31:00

"Yeah, biting off the bottom like I do with an ice cream cone doesn't quite work in the same way"

31/01/23 9:17:44

"I wish to complain about this toad I bought half an hour ago from this very boutique, it's croaked"

29/12/22 20:02:03

Dog Pray Afternoon

29/12/22 9:54:24

"This is a no smoking area? Of course it was a no smoking area, before I got here"

29/11/22 20:00:19, edited: 29/11/22 20:00:32

Trippin'

18/09/22 8:39:20

The tortoise won because the hare was too busy shooting up and having a wank.

02/09/22 8:13:14

creative

"That's nothing. I've seen stranger things..."

10/08/22 20:02:51

"Egg tu, brute?"

06/08/22 12:10:58

How I got my bald patch

31/07/22 12:02:16

"Ha ha! Missed me four times. You're a terrible shot. Is that the best you can do?"

12/03/21 8:14:34

"You're a cheat..." the Hare accused the cyclist, stealing his helmet and holding it up high, "...you're no fucking tortoise."

18/07/15 12:16:16

Psychedelick

02/01/24 9:59:32

"When you said piranha pedicure, I wasn't entirely sure, when you said complimentary wine, that was me sold"

21/12/23 12:10:00

Nerves of steel

20/11/23 20:00:27

"Tonight on Blind Date, we meet our three lovely contestants..."

22/10/23 11:32:17

"It has been several weeks since my last confession..."

"Yeah I know and I told you to fuck off last time as well"

19/08/23 0:23:05

"How are you so shocked? This wasn't the same reaction I got from The Laughing Cavalier"

12/08/23 14:00:43

"Bro, take all the time you need in the world but most barbers I know use scissors"

29/05/23 20:07:51

"Does my bunting look big in this?"

22/05/23 20:09:08

"Guys, the hole isn't big enough. When you release the catapult I'm gonna splat on the cave's ceiling"

13/02/23 20:09:30

"Hey! I ordered a peanut colada but whatever this was, it was delicious"

11/01/23 12:05:18

"The AIs have it"

14/12/22 12:18:26