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27/01/23 12:10:28 |
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09/04/19 4:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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18/06/23 13:08:46 |
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18/03/24 20:02:12 |
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27/09/23 20:04:37 |
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All she wanted was to have a nice picnic, AND NOW SHE'S DEAD! 01/11/22 12:03:59 |
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Still laughing about this several months later. :) --Al Overy
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Give us this day our doily bread. 04/02/24 20:04:02 |
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02/05/22 20:06:01 |
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Congratulations, Scrijjy! A fairytale ending. --Al Overy
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15/07/23 20:00:52, edited: 15/07/23 20:01:18 |
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05/07/22 12:05:38 |
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Nothing like that first pee after hibernation. 27/04/21 20:49:07 |
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 12:14:48 |
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Police are searching for a blindfolded 5-year-old. 05/05/24 20:02:27, edited: 05/05/24 20:09:36 |
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23/04/24 20:00:31 |
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08/04/24 20:01:09 |
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28/03/24 20:09:45 |
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13/01/24 20:03:03 |
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28/10/23 20:04:05 |
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19/06/23 20:01:09 |
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27/05/23 22:03:20 |
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15/05/23 20:02:22 |
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21/11/22 16:17:45 |
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19/08/21 13:41:14 |
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07/02/21 20:02:39 |
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23/03/24 20:29:03 |
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25/01/24 20:07:33, edited: 25/01/24 20:08:00 |
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Seems great at first, then gets used as coat rack. 30/12/23 20:02:45 |
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Just bung it over next to the exercise bike. If you can find it underneath all the clothes. --Karen Oakenfull
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02/10/23 20:00:41 |
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22/09/23 20:03:24 |
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Make me one with everything. --Brian Butterfield
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"They laugh now, but when someone needs a color pencil..." 25/07/23 20:05:40 |
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27/03/23 13:13:47 |
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12/03/23 20:08:19, edited: 12/03/23 20:16:12 |
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08/03/23 20:02:54 |
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"I wished for my bollocks back." 27/12/22 13:32:49, edited: 27/12/22 13:34:16 |
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Who says euthanasia can't be fun? 17/11/22 8:03:23 |
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19/10/22 20:07:37 |
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♫ ♬ ♩ There is... a mouse...in New Orleans...♫ ♬ ♩ 25/06/22 15:34:29 |
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31/07/20 14:48:12 |
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21/03/24 20:02:06 |
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09/12/23 20:06:33 |
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"This bench in loving memory of all those suffering from OCD." 28/08/23 20:06:47 |
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10/07/23 20:03:07 |
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How old they will be when they pay off their student loans. 16/06/23 20:53:23 |
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Never bring a laser pointer to an axe fight. 15/04/23 20:13:15 |
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22/03/23 20:17:25 |
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18/01/23 20:11:37, edited: 18/01/23 20:12:15 |
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02/11/22 20:06:09 |
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"Nobody wears the same dress as me!" 25/02/22 22:27:30 |
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05/01/22 20:01:08 |
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Are you sure you have 5 years experience? 20/10/21 8:38:21 |
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The Bitches of Eastwick 25/10/20 14:48:35 |
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20/03/24 11:36:43 |
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13/03/24 12:11:44 |
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17/01/24 20:07:26 |
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17/01/24 8:03:05 |
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Ben and Jerry don't talk about their sister. 01/01/24 20:14:54 |
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14/12/23 20:02:37 |
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"Very funny, guys. Now put the ladder back." 19/09/23 20:17:48 |
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11/08/23 20:01:23 |
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15/05/23 12:15:31, edited: 15/05/23 12:16:18 |
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09/04/22 6:46:13 |
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But when I do it, I'm a terrible person. 06/12/21 12:56:21 |
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To be fair "sit" and "shit" sound pretty similar. 01/09/21 21:05:24 |
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01/11/20 13:20:19 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 20:18:35 |
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06/09/19 22:51:26 |
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🎵🎵 This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . 🎵🎵 06/08/19 5:12:19 |
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29/01/19 11:50:11 |
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18/03/24 20:02:48 |
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13/03/24 20:04:37 |
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10/03/24 20:05:11 |
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Take all your feelings and dreams and lock them in these airtight containers. 22/02/24 20:01:40 |
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20/10/23 20:06:31, edited: 20/10/23 20:06:45 |
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14/07/23 20:14:31 |
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"Just my luck, it's flush hour." 13/03/23 20:12:56 |
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"I found your contact, Mr. Gulliver." 21/02/23 20:05:05 |
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He wanted to be buried in his tank. 25/12/22 20:13:55 |
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10/11/22 12:04:37 |
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08/10/22 20:07:23 |
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08/09/22 12:09:21 |
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Trust me. There is a cat in this picture. 07/08/22 20:02:22 |
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I can cope with a cat but hope there isn't an OnAdventureWithDad's baby in that sandwich. --Stephen Bean
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I knew those mushrooms tasted funny. 06/01/22 20:03:31 |
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That's why they're on caption.me. Now if we could only make some captions taste funny. --Willie Johnson
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07/12/21 20:05:41 |
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That's one way to pick a winner. 21/07/21 20:31:35 |
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16/08/19 20:57:26 |
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11/01/19 12:24:25 |
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26/11/18 8:22:03 |
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"I don't remember eating that." 17/04/24 20:00:59 |
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21/02/24 20:05:40 |
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We're gonna need a bigger throat. 25/01/24 20:01:05 |
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12/12/23 20:01:19 |
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14/11/23 12:08:14 |
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27/10/23 20:04:19 |
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07/07/23 12:02:58 |
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"I'm late. I'm late, for a very important court date." 24/06/23 20:08:39 |
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31/05/23 20:04:44 |
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27/05/23 22:28:01 |
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23/12/22 12:01:57 |
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At checkout, the laser scanner drove Cuddles beserk. 14 dead. 04/08/22 13:41:07 |
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but when I doo....
1:18am
comment on caption:
"I don't always fling my poo..." [Scrijjy Doo]
"What!? You have missing pieces? Quickly get this man to a hospital, he's not a complete person"
12:59pm
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"You complete me." [Scrijjy Doo]
Take mine, please.
8:54pm
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When the minutes ran out, so did the wife. [Scrijjy Doo]
Make me one with everything.
8:06pm
comment on caption:
The Deli Lama [Scrijjy Doo]
Oh wow. Only just saw this one. So good.
1:00pm
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Parallel Parkouring [Scrijjy Doo]
By the time Christmas rolled around they were all frozen in place.
8:29pm
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"It's only October! Why?!!" [Scrijjy Doo]
Because some people need more foreplay and anticipation than others, that 24 day countdown on advent calendars just isn't enough for some folk for that one climatic day 🤗
9:31pm
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"It's only October! Why?!!" [Scrijjy Doo]
This makes me think of an old comedy sketch show from the '80s which some of you may remember, called 'Alas Smith and Jones'. It featured the late Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones. One particular sketch that has always stood out in my mind involved the two of them having a conversation about depression. Mel looked at Griff and said "What is it they say, Griff? 'A problem shared...?'" And Griff replied "Well, it's a problem two people've got innit?" 😁
9:42pm
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Depression is a dish best shared with others. [Scrijjy Doo]
I thought that was a buddy cop show, Karyn. Maybe it was different here in America. Either way, I guess it's clear I never watched it/them.
(*Edit: Just looked it up and it was a Western TV series here in America from 1971-73. Interesting that they would have the same name.)
10:08pm
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Depression is a dish best shared with others. [Scrijjy Doo]
That was Alias Smith and Jones, Willie. A different kettle of fish entirely LOL.
10:20pm
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Depression is a dish best shared with others. [Scrijjy Doo]