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| Comments | 9 | 1 | 4 | #9 | 547 | 379 | #22 | |||
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| Photos | 4 | #5 | 5 | #9 | 1248 | #15 |
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Everyone loves royal jelly, but no one wants to see how it's made. 02/06/21 15:43:29 |
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Yeah. I remember that episode, when the queen turns into a giant bee.
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01/02/21 20:22:12 |
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12/10/20 22:25:36 |
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Some stereotypes are hard to shake. 23/08/20 20:58:36 |
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06/05/20 18:40:09 |
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03/05/20 22:59:12 |
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21/10/23 14:57:47 |
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12/10/23 20:01:21 |
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The Postman Always Brings Mice 26/08/23 20:24:20 |
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🎵 I fell into a burning ring of fire. 🎵 27/05/23 22:26:31 |
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18/04/23 20:07:43 |
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27/01/23 12:12:50 |
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11/01/23 20:02:12 |
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03/01/23 12:03:36 |
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18/12/22 20:06:54 |
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Halloween 09/10/22 20:03:47 |
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Where's a beachcomber when you need one? 13/09/22 20:07:24 |
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20/06/22 20:04:30 |
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It sounds like cisternitis.
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There are no winners in strip poker. 01/02/22 10:19:20 |
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To me, it looked like it ended before it began.
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08/04/21 12:01:54 |
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"I promise. Every penny will go to booze." 11/02/21 20:42:10 |
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Judging from a previous picture every booze will go to Penny.
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30/01/21 16:10:02 |
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13/03/20 18:20:16 |
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03/02/20 18:16:08 |
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No wonder Santa has an insatiable appetite for milk and cookies. 26/12/19 20:23:57 |
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These photos of Justin Trudeau just keep getting worse. 20/09/19 12:53:21 |
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11/03/24 9:48:39 |
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30/01/24 12:02:48 |
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18/12/23 20:02:42, edited: 18/12/23 22:17:36, |
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Your cat has a Russian leader on its back?
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"Oops. Forgot to put on deodorant." 15/12/23 20:24:36 |
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23/08/23 20:11:22 |
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15/08/23 8:08:07 |
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"Can you describe the car that mowed you down?" 01/06/23 20:01:24 |
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22/03/23 20:05:45, edited: 22/03/23 20:08:42 |
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French Army Doing Military Drills 03/01/23 12:01:11 |
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Looks like they have a lot Toulouse.I'll show myself out...
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08/07/22 20:03:17 |
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01/06/22 20:08:24 |
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23/03/21 21:17:32 |
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"We will fight them on the beaches..." 16/03/21 20:22:12 |
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Young Winston?
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Met at a Star Trek convention. Happily married 10 years. 21/10/20 20:32:52 |
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Google "Lady on Lady Action." You may be disappointed. 15/09/20 20:27:09 |
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19/08/20 21:12:00 |
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When you order a bride online you have to be very specific. 24/03/20 12:33:02 |
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26/12/19 8:08:59 |
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I wish Madonna would stop making videos. 12/08/19 13:58:15 |
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03/04/24 20:10:17 |
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30/03/24 13:38:44 |
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Known to cause explosive diarrhea.
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12/03/24 14:46:21 |
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The Adventures of Lefty and One-Eyed Sue 04/01/24 20:05:30 |
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06/11/23 20:09:00 |
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05/10/23 20:01:48 |
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"I did not have sexual relations with that stuffed animal." 02/10/23 20:02:03 |
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14/09/23 20:01:20 |
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19/01/23 17:06:53 |
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That's not how you wind a clock, you idiot! 02/01/23 2:19:17 |
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24/06/22 20:06:39 |
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On second thought maybe I won't go down on you. 22/06/22 20:01:59 |
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The prostitutes just aren't trying anymore. 29/04/22 20:18:29 |
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31/01/22 15:46:51 |
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04/01/22 13:36:42 |
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07/07/21 20:25:01 |
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Everything comes with free chips. 24/01/21 14:22:48 |
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02/02/20 20:57:34 |
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05/11/19 3:36:43 |
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29/04/19 18:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'.
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25/12/18 14:33:26 |
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May be hiding in the mythical land where all the votes for my brilliant captions escaped to. Mon 20:08:01 |
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26/02/24 20:01:27 |
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24/02/24 20:03:42 |
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Middle Age is hard for some people. 23/02/24 12:35:29 |
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21/01/24 20:05:34 |
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He ain't heavy. He's my mudder. 18/01/24 20:08:44 |
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14/01/24 20:04:39 |
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🎶Don’t cry for me Argentinosaurus🎶
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26/12/23 14:47:18 |
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"Just what I wanted, a hooker!" 05/12/23 20:03:41 |
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13/11/23 13:34:06 |
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19/10/23 20:13:15 |
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"I begged her not to put the trampoline inside." 23/09/23 12:11:49 |
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06/09/23 12:05:51 |
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04/09/23 12:12:56, edited: 04/09/23 12:15:29 |
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"Dad, can't we just once have a normal family photo?" 27/08/23 20:03:43, edited: 27/08/23 20:16:45 |
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By the author of "That Cunt Gave Me Crabs." 03/08/23 12:04:35 |
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There wasn't a dry eye in the house. 27/07/23 20:10:25 |
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06/07/23 20:08:12 |
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Whoever catches it will be the next cat lady. 26/06/23 20:01:54 |
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27/05/23 21:53:01 |
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12/05/23 20:01:50 |
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I hope John Cleese gets the help he needs. 01/04/23 21:07:50 |
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Sometimes it pays to have a bent penis. 17/02/23 20:02:09 |
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04/02/23 20:01:18 |
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♫ ♪ ♬ The wheels of the Van Go round and round ♫ ♪ ♬ 29/01/23 20:00:35 |
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"Would you like lies with that?" 22/01/23 20:01:29 |
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26/12/22 20:00:43 |
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Sir, that's not what we mean by "upright position." 11/12/22 20:02:36 |
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"He's mine and you can't have him!" 04/12/22 20:01:32 |
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Gynecologists deploy into Kardashian Zone. 20/07/22 20:09:31 |
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01/05/22 20:03:27 |
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For Pete's sake put on a mask! 31/01/22 20:33:01 |
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For everyone else's sake too.
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"You idiot. I said, "Have fun at the PLAY CENTER." 03/12/21 12:41:08 |
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29/11/21 12:11:09 |
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Just bung it over next to the exercise bike. If you can find it underneath all the clothes.
11:30am
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Seems great at first, then gets used as coat rack. [Scrijjy Doo]
🎶Don’t cry for me Argentinosaurus🎶
11:19pm
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Madonna needs to stop. [Scrijjy Doo]
Drag'on Racing... I'm gonna Burn Rubber, with these 'FireStone' Tires.
8:45am
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Dragon Racing [Scrijjy Doo]
They may look radiant but I can see right through them.
10:56am
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They look radiant. [Scrijjy Doo]
Not quite as effective as the boxers.
8:23pm
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Has been very effective deterring burglars. [Scrijjy Doo]
Thanks for the suggestion, Kathleen Ralph.
4:49pm
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Lord of the Schwings [Scrijjy Doo]
Known to cause explosive diarrhea.
3:54pm
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The Big Banger [Scrijjy Doo]
The "Siberian" Cat.
3:08pm
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Martina Navcatalova [Scrijjy Doo]
He was "hair"assing the other Diners.
11:53pm
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Dread locks [Scrijjy Doo]
The Ribble runs through my village, and although there are lots of sheep in my neck of the woods, I've yet to see a green one.
1:17pm
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♫ Stuck in the Ribble with Ewe [Scrijjy Doo]