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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5481Scrijjy Doo

She's ready for aural sex.

07/12/21 20:05:41

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

I got this for my girlfriend and she got me a viagra earing but now I have a hard of hearing problem.

07/12/21 20:05:19

Hard of earring? Eh? What did you say? --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18171Vanessa the Guesser

More crap jewellery from Ratner's... available for a limited period

07/12/21 20:13:54

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

It was the 9 inch knobbly liquorice flavoured condom hanging from her right ear that drew the most attention.

07/12/21 20:07:15

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5905Kenny Ireland

Ear protection.

08/12/21 3:28:20

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

"I didn't think you were going to show up for a 2nd date."
"Yeah sorry I'm late."

07/12/21 20:27:39

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5481Scrijjy Doo

100% Effective Preventing Ear Pregnancies

07/12/21 20:07:41

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

"What do the guys do when they see you like that?"
"Cum again."
"I said what do the guys do?"
"I heard you the first time."

07/12/21 20:42:35

stoneface1 Vote score: 1330stoneface1

"My father makes me wear these for birth control."

"So you don't forget to take the pill?"

"No! To stop me copping off."

07/12/21 20:07:49

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6281Crunchy Chords

"I wear it to see what sort of captions people post. I just love my caption-earring."

07/12/21 20:00:15

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14208Mr Dome

A gift from her husband, Mr Al Overy

08/12/21 7:34:51

I think it might be an Overy action. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28754Ian Skelding

“What’s their side effects?
“Harder to put a mask on, catches brush when brushing hair, attracts junkies, the list goes on forever, I gave up reading after the first page.”

07/12/21 20:55:29

Willie Johnson Vote score: 3749Willie Johnson

"That's unique, do you have any other piercings?"
"Yes, I've got a hearing aid hanging from my nether regions 'down there'."

07/12/21 20:49:32

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2525Karen Oakenfull

When you frantically rummage around in your wardrobe searching for your contraceptive pills.

07/12/21 20:41:30

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

It might stop you getting pregnant, but you could still end up with hearing aids.

07/12/21 20:32:20

Ian Skelding Vote score: 28754Ian Skelding

“What would you like to drink love?”
“Lager please.”
“What sort?”
“Guess.”

07/12/21 20:29:53

"... Whitstable Blonde?" "I was thinking pils, but yes, let's try the Unstable Blonde." :^)  --Crunchy Chords
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7214Karyn Harrison

It goes nice with her pill-box hat.

07/12/21 20:02:13

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6281Crunchy Chords

"Mum said whenever I go mountain biking I should always let people know where I am on my cycle."

07/12/21 20:01:11

Ian Skelding Vote score: 28754Ian Skelding

“Her ears are popping.”

07/12/21 20:01:06

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