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	Wear wolves 14/01/24 12:03:43	24

	lol "Didn't I say to go before we got in the jacuzzi?" 03/04/24 20:05:31	22

	"Mittens, what is your specialist subject?" 10/01/23 12:16:26	22

	creative "The milky bras are on me." 05/07/13 12:05:39	22

	clever x2 "I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day." 11/11/16 20:08:44	1 21
hahaha, took me some time.'sun screen' --sandeep chahal
	clever "It's not you, it's me. I need space." 23/10/16 12:16:15	20

	lol creative Hey Kids! If you enjoy Milky, there's also Meaty The Amazing Abattoir Cow which comes with detachable parts and a bolt gun 16/07/21 8:06:13	19

	lol For some drivers, this makes no fucking difference. 31/01/14 8:13:20	19

	T-reks 18/11/23 20:03:47	18

	Heir Guitar 22/03/23 12:00:29	18

	A Boing 747 19/03/24 8:02:27	17

	lol "We have reason to believe Sir, that you were driving and have swapped seats with Trixie to avoid taking a breathalyser test" 14/10/22 12:00:22	17

	lol x2 Crutches won't stop Eric from doing the long jump. 02/04/16 13:10:04	16

	Mary Poppins was always one for good conduct. 07/04/23 20:08:58, edited: 07/04/23 20:14:47	15

	"We're returning these with our sincerest apologies they were somewhat damaged in the police ambush but on a lighter note we can tell you he died with his boots on" 15/03/23 12:04:57	15

	"Gotta love a bit of improvised curling" 19/10/21 8:02:42	15

	Fuck off, it's only September 22/09/21 20:02:31	2 15
How I feel walking round my local Sainsbury's. They had Christmas stuff in for several weeks. Takes all the joy out of it. --Lucky Elperro
	"It's alright Mum, you push, I'll catch my sister" 18/02/21 8:25:23	15

	lol x2 creative "This silver hand came out the sky, pointed me out and said "It's you". I thought I'd won the lottery but all it did was f**k up my brolly." 07/10/16 8:24:31	1 15
You beat me to this caption by like 10 seconds :) Nice one. Very creative! --Greg Curtis
	lol "E.T. no go home" 29/06/22 12:00:08	14

	"What have you never seen a Piranha in drag before? I'm off to the Rio Carnival" 21/08/21 8:20:27	14

	Love comes naturally, don't faucet. 21/03/13 12:05:27	13

	"These sausages give me flaccid reflux" 02/02/24 20:01:49	12

	These beans are to die for 19/01/24 12:01:27	12

	creative "Once we get your signature sorted out we can put nine life insurance policies on you" 10/12/23 10:15:29	12

	"Do not laugh fair maiden, giant tiddly winks is a very serious sport" 10/08/23 8:04:20	12

	creative x2 "Which horseman of the Apocalypse do you belong to?" "Global Warming" 22/11/22 9:27:23	12

	Mona only modelled part time, her main passion was taxidermy. 20/09/22 8:03:06	1 12

	lol "You see that?" "Yeah" "It's the corner of the picture." 02/05/20 12:01:16	12

	"That's the last time I go down on someone who's vajazzled" 10/07/23 12:06:32	11

	"Scalpel beats double telephone" 29/05/23 20:03:03	11

	"Alexa, wipe my arse" 24/05/22 12:19:16	11

	"Those flippin' shape blocks won't fit, I know what'll sort them out!" 10/04/22 8:07:30	11

	creative The Wisdom of Heinzsite. 07/07/14 9:36:00	11

	Dafospill 16/04/24 12:20:36	10

	Cappybarrier 18/01/24 12:01:39	10

	"I always thought they stuck to Quidditch, but it appears Hogwarts has a Rowan team" 07/01/24 20:22:51	10

	Joy's on her monthly cycle 03/03/23 12:45:51	1 10

	It must be brush hour 08/02/23 12:05:09	10

	"Wow that's some power on next door's leaf blower" 09/11/22 20:00:12	10

	Moggerheads 01/08/22 20:00:12	10

	"I'd get my bike but if I do that giant hairy caterpillar might eat me" 02/01/23 13:06:19	9

	lol "That's amazing. I can see Jesus's face in one of Gulliver's sperms!" 06/05/22 15:42:09	1 9
I wonder how much she'd get for him on eBay. --Karyn Harrison
	The Mog Mon 20:03:38	8

	Til Ref Do Us Part 14/02/24 12:13:17	8

	lol "I take strong offence that this place infantalises men!" "Shush Dean, otherwise they won't give you a carton of Um Bongo" 19/09/23 12:32:37	1 8
love it --The Wolf
	"Nobody ever realises that the PG in PG Tips stands for Pinot Grigio" 17/07/23 12:03:01	1 8

	A shock to the cistern 16/05/23 12:12:19, edited: 16/05/23 12:26:55	8

	"You'll regret this Superman!" "No, I won't. I didn't want one before and I don't want a *ucking vacuum cleaner now" 04/02/23 7:27:50	1 8

	"What do you expect? It's Subway" 03/02/23 12:17:39	8

	The Cat that got the Cream, the Tuna, The Full Roast Chicken, The Liver... 04/08/22 12:10:42	8

	Place of Warship 19/04/22 14:14:59	8

	Bright eyes and bushy tailed Fri 12:01:25	7

	"They must have been popular, they're all gone" 20/01/24 12:06:23	7

	The Plane in Spain Falls Mainly on the Grain 24/12/23 20:07:53	7

	Teach a man to fish and a bear will wait for the man to return from the river with that fish. 16/10/23 12:39:57	7

	I wanted an authentic cinema experience whilst watching Top Gun, it's why I put in an ejector seat 25/08/23 12:28:07	7

	"Gina's wearing frog's legs. The other models have got on kangaroo legs, flea legs, rabbit's feet..." "It's the Spring collection, silly" 01/06/23 12:02:28, edited: 01/06/23 12:03:24	1 7

	"What's that?" "Summit" 07/01/23 20:10:33	7

	Most won't survive Many will fail Not everyone can endure the sheer severity and intensity that is the ancient art of origami swan table napkin making 03/01/23 12:10:26	1 7
You had me at just swan table napkin making 😉 --Julia Kinsey
	"We should probably help that swimmer being attacked by that alligator rather than filming the whole thing to post online later" 24/09/22 12:00:17	7

	lol "Oi, dickhead! Get off my tightrope! I'm walking here!" 24/03/22 12:16:30	7

	PG or not PG? 23/04/24 16:02:40	6

	Boar to be Wild 18/04/24 20:07:28, suggested edits	6

	Baker's Dozing 25/02/24 20:03:52	6

	Fonduvet 15/02/24 12:11:43	6

	Scotland Farmyard 10/02/24 20:06:06	6

	And Then There Was Nun 07/02/24 12:05:51	6

	Frosta Del Sol 02/01/24 20:09:33	6

	The driver's obviously not a smoker 29/11/23 20:14:46	1 6

	This is a much more fun Nativity scene, Mr T brings Gold and Rosie and Jim bring a cat and a mystery knapsack. 18/11/23 8:47:49	6

	"Why's her face fully lit up?" "Well she's next to a Starr" 16/10/23 8:04:51	6

	That catapult will never work 08/10/23 20:07:49	6

	"Remember the advice from Ghostbusters, make sure the streams don't cross" 18/09/23 12:01:22	6

	Marie Pan-Amtoinette 22/07/23 8:10:59	6

	Dog Corleone 09/07/23 12:11:54	6

	"Grandad, when you said you were going to mop the floor with me, I didn't think you were being serious" 10/06/23 9:36:43	6

	Charlesboro 19/05/23 15:52:21	6

	"Seats you Sir!" 13/05/23 9:09:58	6

	It's important in life to aim high 18/03/23 20:38:57	6

	The Ice Squad 12/03/23 20:15:27	6

	Snap shot 05/03/23 9:39:54	6

	"We went out for a lovely day of motorboating" 04/03/23 9:31:00	6

	"Yeah, biting off the bottom like I do with an ice cream cone doesn't quite work in the same way" 31/01/23 9:17:44	6

	"I wish to complain about this toad I bought half an hour ago from this very boutique, it's croaked" 29/12/22 20:02:03	2 6
"No no he's not croaked, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable toad, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful flumage." --Crunchy Chords
	Dog Pray Afternoon 29/12/22 9:54:24	6

	"This is a no smoking area? Of course it was a no smoking area, before I got here" 29/11/22 20:00:19, edited: 29/11/22 20:00:32	6

	Trippin' 18/09/22 8:39:20	6

	The tortoise won because the hare was too busy shooting up and having a wank. 02/09/22 8:13:14	1 6

	creative "That's nothing. I've seen stranger things..." 10/08/22 20:02:51	6

	"Egg tu, brute?" 06/08/22 12:10:58	6

	How I got my bald patch 31/07/22 12:02:16	6

	"Ha ha! Missed me four times. You're a terrible shot. Is that the best you can do?" 12/03/21 8:14:34	2 6
Shooting Gullery --Troompa Loompa
	"You're a cheat..." the Hare accused the cyclist, stealing his helmet and holding it up high, "...you're no fucking tortoise." 18/07/15 12:16:16	1 6
The real reason the tortoise won. --Michael Monkhouse
	They must have that explosive new bestseller in Mon 10:04:29	5

	Stephen King's "Sit" Sun 8:23:50	5

	Psychedelick 02/01/24 9:59:32	5

	"When you said piranha pedicure, I wasn't entirely sure, when you said complimentary wine, that was me sold" 21/12/23 12:10:00	5

	Nerves of steel 20/11/23 20:00:27	5

	"Tonight on Blind Date, we meet our three lovely contestants..." 22/10/23 11:32:17	5