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	Aviary tired dog 17/02/24 20:03:06	22

	lol Girth, wind and fire 13/12/23 8:20:07	20

	“I think this picture has been doctored” “By who?” “Exactly” 28/02/24 20:11:23	19

	I asked them if they wanted decking in their hallway 11/07/12 20:21:55	18

	The thin blue line 21/04/24 8:01:05	1 18

	“Want a fight? Let’s take it outback!” 19/03/24 20:32:27	18

	creative Deadly nightshade 30/01/15 23:59:21	18

	It was all plane sailing 02/03/24 20:07:43, edited: 02/03/24 20:08:08	1 17

	Royal Ayr Force 16/12/23 20:10:50	17

	Manhalf 01/10/23 20:02:11	17

	Vandolls 12/07/12 20:06:57	17

	Sadly died from a Cadillac arrest 06/10/23 8:02:13	16

	Wing mirror 24/03/15 12:00:34	16

	Just lay a little closer to the cliff edge, you’ll soon drop off 27/12/23 12:01:28	15

	Pedigree Chums 14/12/23 12:10:59	15

	clever x2 Lord Sugar: "Tom, you've been in that pool all day and have done 200 lengths. For that reason YOU'RE TIRED". 21/11/14 20:46:20	15

	Oh, so someone does put baby in the corner 01/04/24 20:01:11	14

	lol “Autoglass repair, autoglass…” “…SHHHUT UP, I NEED THE WINDSCREEN REPAIRED URGENTLY” 04/03/24 20:13:03	14

	This caused a big stir in the town 14/10/23 20:27:16	14

	We aim 2 pees 18/09/23 12:12:08	14

	Evil Clown: "You disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary!" Ronald McDonald: "Yeah, well I've killed more people than you." 03/10/15 8:22:12	14

	Wall Seat Crash 05/03/15 8:35:47	3 14
WHY ARE A LOT OF THE TOP SCORES NOT VOTING --Bad Boy Dennis.
	I have a number of animals on my country estate 04/02/15 12:01:52	14

	clever x2 # 20/11/14 9:33:48	14

	Red Hot Chilli Pipers 18/02/13 20:56:40	13

	Fur by Fur 31/03/24 12:02:30	13

	Theyyy’re shite 07/03/24 12:04:24	13

	Careless Whisker 16/02/24 12:04:46	13

	Fiddler on the roof 03/02/24 20:44:02	13

	Uncle Ben is feeling under the weather again 11/12/23 12:42:44	13

	Fluffy’s witch owner was never the best of broom drivers, always ending up nose first in the ground when attempting to land. 09/10/23 8:05:14	13

	Mary was always prone to releasing gas at the wrong times 07/10/23 8:31:37	13

	Damn, I'm so embarrassed, I didn't realise it was a formal party. 01/10/15 8:17:15	13

	creative When will Mumbai me a washing machine? 08/03/15 15:22:24	2 13
I vote every week on this on those I like. It's Sunday so they only reset today and I haven't had a chance to have a good look yet. Someone has a personal vendetta :-) --Ben Samuel
	Africar 04/02/15 12:02:32	13

	I hope no one poaches this caption. 16/10/14 20:11:50	13

	Dave enjoyed his job pretending to be a statue 18/02/24 8:03:27	12

	creative “Hey, everyone. Would you like to see my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression?” “Owl be bark” 26/09/23 12:54:33	12

	I think I could jump those lights 17/09/15 20:16:40	12

	It's good to see they're clamping down on these graffiti artists. 19/06/15 8:57:47	12

	Shuttlecock 30/03/15 12:03:35	12

	Dessert Island Discs 11/03/15 20:16:39	12

	Motorhead 27/01/15 20:59:51	12

	Can you Findus a real horse? 07/02/13 20:03:53	12

	20 feet to the gallon 26/12/12 12:04:32	12

	Trannies-Atlantic Airways 08/08/12 11:06:47	12

	Chimp my ride 03/04/24 8:07:58	11

	I told Dave this was a bad idea from the gecko 25/02/24 8:08:39, edited: 25/02/24 8:14:02	11

	Shitadvisor 09/02/24 8:03:45	11

	You should NEVER lie in court! 19/07/15 8:13:43	11

	In memory of John Peel 11/03/15 20:18:43	11

	Finally a growth in the housing market 09/02/13 12:24:50	11

	At least he Gotham to their destination 26/01/13 12:08:02	11

	Thrill sikh-ers 03/01/13 12:35:40	11

	This stunt was a real Triumph 04/01/13 12:08:48	10

	4 meal drive 31/07/12 20:02:41	10

	Son chucks 08/04/24 12:07:43	10

	Karate Kid 08/04/24 12:01:40	10

	“Honey, Dave’s nappy has leaked again. What the hell has he been eating?” 11/11/23 12:01:26	10

	Anyone for spotted dick? 13/07/15 12:06:35	10

	He's showing his right to bare arms 11/05/15 20:19:22	10

	"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" 13/03/15 8:20:39	10

	You sold me this cat saying it would capture mice. This is not what I meant!!! 23/12/23 20:02:52	9

	“I may well be in a bit of a pickle, but it’s 1200 and I need to submit a caption” 29/09/23 12:11:31	9

	"Body warmer?!?! Body warmer?!?! What about my bloody bollocks?!!" 24/11/14 12:44:29	9

	So this is who's running for office? 23/11/14 22:17:03	9

	Texting in lower case 22/11/14 8:02:51	9

	Through the wookie glass 10/01/13 12:58:17	9

	"Houston, we have a drinking problem" 23/12/12 20:03:54	9

	All trains are delayed, it's the wrong kind of girl 07/06/12 20:29:24	9

	Richard Of York Gave Battle In Van 31/03/24 12:00:52	8

	Oh, that wasn’t a fart 09/02/24 12:04:42	8

	Dressco 27/12/23 8:12:43	8

	“Dad, I’ve just been over to that pear tree and there are a number of calling birds, French hens, swans, turtle doves and a partridge over there. Can we join them?” “No, we will not fit in at this time of year” 19/12/23 8:41:53	8

	Her: “I only like men who are good listeners” Me: … 15/10/23 8:05:18	1 8

	lol The year is 2050, the Blair Witch Project cast are still missing, but new photographic evidence has been found 05/09/23 20:40:38	2 8
Not mine, but 20:16:20 may deserve a mention. --James Lennox
	The Steamboat Willie remake looks a bit naff 21/08/23 12:33:18	8

	Do you think normal horses get worried when they see police horses 15/07/15 8:04:11	8

	Warning: Beware of the beavers 02/07/15 12:08:07	8

	My other car is a Jaguar 04/02/15 12:04:26	8

	Whore-tea-culture 23/02/13 8:42:04	8

	lol The Hairy Bikers 28/01/13 12:03:41	8

	Guns n Poses 16/01/13 12:32:24	8

	I rest my case 16/01/13 8:05:39	8

	Are these kids being asphalted?? 09/01/13 12:42:01	8

	Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. I asked "How the hell did you do that"? "The car rolled on it". 12/06/12 21:49:10	8

	“Dave, this isn’t the confession booth. I’m taking a dump” 23/03/24 8:04:21	7

	E=MC spared 02/03/24 12:06:12	7

	It’s an Undie Warhol piece 12/02/24 20:06:32	7

	“Shouldn’t you have retired by now mate?” “Nah, I’m still in my primate” 17/11/23 20:22:05	7

	Grandad: “you don’t know you’re born. Back in my day you had to drag round huge hearing aids” 15/10/23 8:04:03	7

	Anyone for a round of shots? 12/10/23 20:01:30	7

	Something doesn’t sit right 28/08/23 20:07:11	7

	Which branch can I buy these in? 24/08/23 12:04:52	7

	It's obvious which one the female spider is, taking up most of the bed. 27/08/15 20:05:20	7

	This is how Katie Price's breasts must taste. 16/08/15 20:03:38	7

	Captions Log 15/07/15 20:08:33	7

	"So how do you afford all that expensive fancy dress?" "Well, I'm in a stable job" 10/07/15 20:25:20	7

	I'd like Jesus to go in goal as he's a saviour. Moses up front as he can split open the defence. Judas will be on the rival team the turncoat. God will be manager, but it may be a bit awkward as he will always pick his son to play. 09/07/15 10:05:26	2 7
Playing by the bible rule book of Judges I presume --Bad Boy Dennis.
	When you said you needed some space this isn't what I thought. 25/05/15 9:05:35	7

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Playing by the bible rule book of Judges I presume

Bad Boy Dennis.

11/07/15
3:04pm

comment on caption:
I'd like Jesus to go in goal as he's a saviour. Moses up front as he can split open the defence.
Judas will be on the rival team the turncoat.
God will be manager, but it may be a bit awkward as he will always pick his son to play. [Ben Samuel]

...and the concrete one with glass in.

Michael Winner

15/07/15
9:59pm

comment on caption:
It appears to be missing the sea urchin ring bleeder. [Ben Samuel]

Not mine, but 20:16:20 may deserve a mention.

James Lennox

05/09/23
9:23pm

comment on caption:
The year is 2050, the Blair Witch Project cast are still missing, but new photographic evidence has been found [Ben Samuel]

Interesting, both captions use the same theme but understandably are not the same.

Like with the language checker, it's only if something is a carbon copy that a place is "taken" (even if you've not seen it and think you got there first until you get stopped) which I prefer because it allows creativity to be more open. The purpose is all in the presentation.

Glyn Evans

06/09/23
9:46am

comment on caption:
The year is 2050, the Blair Witch Project cast are still missing, but new photographic evidence has been found [Ben Samuel]

Awww.

[anon]

15/10/23
5:53pm

comment on caption:
Her: “I only like men who are good listeners”

Me: … [Ben Samuel]