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“You should never mess with things you don’t understand laddie…. now take that rainbow hat off.”
10/01/23 20:04:50, edited: 10/01/23 20:15:52
Police officer: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son has been troubling the fire brigade".Parents: "Arson?"Police officer: "Yes, your son!"
10/01/23 20:00:11
Little Dave had been challenged to water pistols at dawn and he was taking no chances.
10/01/23 20:26:41
The government has made provisions in case of fire service strikes.
10/01/23 20:09:36
He's too young to be involved with hose.
10/01/23 20:01:25, edited: 10/01/23 20:04:35
Hose Line is it anyway?
10/01/23 20:09:22
After putting his last cat out with a shovel, little Tommy was going for a kinder approach.
10/01/23 20:06:00
"I know I said to put the fire out it would need a little squirt."
10/01/23 20:25:55
"If he's old enough to start a fire, he's old enough to put it out!"
10/01/23 20:10:29
"Mum the snake spat at me""Don't lie son, you said the same at Granddad's..."
10/01/23 20:05:52
And they all died horrible deaths.
10/01/23 20:04:22, edited: 10/01/23 20:35:01
Fill the paddling pool up son.
11/01/23 8:01:11
My smolder brother
10/01/23 20:22:38
"Well, that's a tripping hazard, that is."
10/01/23 20:05:33
WHAT HE REALLY WANTS 2NO...-------------- o --------------A ho-ho-HOSE for Christmas!(For my son, but not my daughter)- But the latter's quite contented,For SHE got all the WATER!...-------------- o --------------IS "WHERE'S THE BLOODY H2O!"
10/01/23 20:01:05
Later in life little Jonny didn’t join the fire service, his interest just lay in fleecing unattended emergency vehicles
10/01/23 20:00:32
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