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	Coming Soon 20/10/23 20:00:58	27

	lol "The good news is we haven't replaced your job with extremely complex and sophisticated AI robotics" "And the bad news?" 17/11/23 20:14:43	24

	lol Canada has the world's highest wage for paper rounds. 20/12/23 20:15:27, edited: 21/12/23 15:09:50, suggested edits	22

	clever Mick Taylor regrets leaving the Rolling Stones. 01/10/23 12:04:45	22

	That magpie has 20 medals. Never seen battle. He just likes collecting shiny things. 17/11/23 12:07:00	20

	"The toilet is key to this. Otherwise, we'd have nothing to go on." 03/11/23 12:04:15	20

	I'm so hungry I could eat a lettuce. 13/02/24 20:18:07	19

	"I'm still adjusting to no longer working from home." 27/02/24 20:08:30	18

	When you ask a blonde on a train if she wants to hang out. 09/11/23 20:25:49	18

	The Choker 30/09/23 12:07:12	17

	"Now if we turn them over we might be able to see the artist's mark." 12/02/24 20:02:26	16

	"Contenderrrrs ready!?" 16/01/24 20:11:51	16

	"How does it feel to be so close to death?" "What are you talking about? I'm about a thousand feet from death." 20/11/23 20:21:25	16

	Has bins 31/10/23 8:02:23	16

	"Do they come in packs?" 28/09/23 20:06:52	16

	Alfridge Hitchcock 23/10/23 12:12:34	15

	It was a tough upbringing. I still have flushbacks. 15/09/23 20:02:12	15

	Pied Pooper 27/01/24 12:07:37	14

	The suspense is keeping him alive. 21/11/23 12:13:56	14

	"It's wrong on so many levels" 29/10/23 12:00:59	14

	"Ever wondered where oat milk comes from?" 26/10/23 20:01:00	1 14
Dressed to express. --Karyn Harrison
	Cannibal exclaims: "If those are real body parts, I'll eat my hat!" 04/10/23 12:05:59	14

	The human releases a jet of brown as a stink defence. 04/11/23 20:09:49	13

	Loved by cereal killers. 30/10/23 20:00:16	13

	Cereal killer 07/10/23 12:02:16	1 13

	It's growing on me. 25/09/23 12:00:20	13

	lol "Dave, can't you just admit this was a bad idea and pay the congestion charge." 14/09/23 12:31:42	13

	Madam, it's not just my ears I inherited from my father. 07/09/23 20:19:40, edited: 07/09/23 20:22:58	12

	creative clever 🎵 One Gooollllden Retriever Four Budgerigars Three Finches Two Cockatiels And a hamster with a paw flea 🎵 17/02/24 20:30:11	1 11
This made me laugh I dunno what it even means >:D --Karen McDonald
	Pornrows 08/01/24 8:03:42	11

	"Can it teleport a pear?" "No, only apples." 30/12/23 20:01:08	11

	"You should see my face when she hops on my organ." 14/11/23 20:31:45	11

	Chair-spray 16/10/23 20:10:58	11

	Disability benefits. 03/10/23 12:11:32	11

	Geoff Hearse 14/02/24 12:02:21	10

	A hard act to follow 20/10/23 20:08:24	10

	🎵 Why do birds suddenly have rears 🎵 17/10/23 20:32:29	10

	Lactoast 23/09/23 20:05:14	10

	clever The last time I saw something that was too hot to handle for a black smith, Chris Rock was hosting the Oscars. 13/01/24 20:14:42	9

	"How did you die Mr Ghost?" "Sewer side." 23/11/23 20:04:53	9

	"You're gonna let a skunk boss you around? You've got no balls." "And whose fault is that?" 21/11/23 20:04:18, edited: 21/11/23 20:13:01	9

	"We would have won the war too, if it wasn't for this medalling kid." 30/10/23 8:01:20, edited: 30/10/23 8:34:06	9

	Mare-maid 29/10/23 20:29:10	9

	"Not an issue for me. I live on the 6th floor but I couldn't even select the second with my genitalia." 29/10/23 12:03:19, edited: 29/10/23 23:49:36	1 9

	Wedding Splasher 29/09/23 20:21:07	9

	Shriek and Donkey 23/12/23 8:01:34	8

	sigh Now I know why they call him Dr. Dolittle. 14/12/23 20:25:36	8

	Make-A-Nightmare Foundation 24/10/23 12:10:01	8

	Family Tree 03/10/23 20:00:13	8

	Stalactights 23/09/23 12:31:34	8

	choc-a-block 09/02/24 20:01:28	7

	Ironically when I gave this to my wife for our anniversary, she had a meltdown. 01/11/23 20:06:07	7

	creative "Firstly, I resent being called a 'show-off'. Secondly, the fish I caught was this big..." 04/10/23 20:27:29	7

	creative You think the face drawn on the carrot is rubbish. But, then you see the efforts of those kids at Gorsey Bank Primary School. 12/01/24 12:07:13, edited: 12/01/24 12:09:16	1 6
I have to say you've thought outside the box and shall be rewarded... --Julia Kinsey
	Barkbeque 05/11/23 20:02:07, edited: 05/11/23 20:08:37	6

	I was the same when I first got my smart meter. 22/10/23 20:07:11	6

	Mus-turd gas 21/10/23 20:02:14	1 6

	"...crap! Not again. I've loaded the gun with coco pops." 07/10/23 12:26:28	6

	creative "Eugene loved to torment his family. He'd died in 2013." 06/10/23 21:03:48	5 6
Thank you Karyn I appreciate the generosity but I only needed the oneI've donated the rest back to you and I'll donate the one I've just used when I earn it 😉 --Glyn Evans
	"If you want to know who I think done it. I reckon it was Curiosity." 02/10/23 20:20:23	6

	A eunuch take on business. 02/10/23 12:08:14	6

	Step 1: Grow a penis. 02/10/23 12:03:55	6

	Homer Invasion 27/09/23 12:00:30	6

	Smart ass 07/09/23 20:02:39	6

	Point Beak Wed 20:14:03	5

	"Wow! It's even better than your drawing of Kate Winslet." 26/01/24 1:34:04	1 5

	🎵 I got no eyes, I got no nose I got no fingers, I got no toes.. 🎵 10/01/24 20:08:25	5

	Uranus de Milo 03/01/24 12:02:46	5

	"I haven't seen that much sh*t come out of a fox since Laurence appeared on Question Time." 31/10/23 20:17:11	5

	"We love this job. Sure, the salary isn't great. But, the tips are amazing." 31/10/23 9:08:13	5

	Wool War I 25/10/23 11:56:17	5

	Camo-khazi 21/10/23 20:05:39	5

	New Release 20/10/23 20:01:05	5

	Horse and carp 18/10/23 12:09:07	5

	Bite the bullet. 07/10/23 12:04:28	5

	clever Antiwaxxer 17/09/23 21:21:03	5

	clever The world before Isaac Newton. 17/09/23 20:24:17	5

	When you've got a Huw Edwards tattoo on your neck. 09/09/23 12:23:06	5

	“I fear not the man who has hidden in 10,000 toilets once, but I fear the man who has hidden in one toilet 10,000 times.” 01/03/24 20:22:03	4

	Nice to see him come out of his shell. 23/02/24 20:02:17	4

	His and hirsute 20/02/24 20:02:53	4

	"I'm Welsh and proud. These are pictures of my former partners. Let's count them together. 1, 2,..." 15/12/23 20:32:42	4

	"You said they could do whatever they want at 18." "Yes, years not months, Dave." 19/11/23 20:03:40, edited: 19/11/23 20:18:59	2 4
I preferred your previous caption which is what I voted for. --Al Overy
	Gone Gull 26/10/23 12:05:37	4

	Rest in pieces 25/10/23 12:17:13	4

	You see it so rarely that I'd almost forgot that idiom: "Purple sky at night, undertakers stand on jelly in delight." 23/10/23 21:01:40	4

	Deleted scene from Royal Marines recruitment ad. 21/10/23 20:01:46	4

	Who said the countryside isn't diverse? You can literally find every shade of fleece. 06/10/23 12:15:29	4

	What's more horrific is what goes in the sausage. 27/09/23 20:01:18, edited: 28/09/23 0:57:55	2 4
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a meat packer. --Peter Houle
	"We don't believe the customer's always right. Hence, the customers always left." 27/09/23 9:42:39, edited: 27/09/23 9:44:25	4

	Population estimates of owls in the UK ranges from 20 to 20 billion. 26/09/23 12:25:25, edited: 26/09/23 17:58:37	4

	Even more impressive when you learn there's three owls in the picture. 26/09/23 12:07:23, edited: 26/09/23 12:49:00	4

	From one of the biggest names in literature. 15/09/23 13:31:22	4

	She shells 11/09/23 10:00:39	4

	lol Itchy bits see teenie weenie grope the fella watch his hiney. 10/09/23 20:42:56, edited: 10/09/23 20:43:18	3 4
Oh leave it as it is! It made me laugh! I would've voted sooner but I can't keep up with all the entries these days! --Julia Kinsey
	At least it is not as crazy as your other book "How to Dispose of Dolphins Using Goldfish Techniques" 14/02/24 20:05:09	3

	"Aww... may I get a picture of you and your dad?" "That's not my dad." 09/01/24 20:15:33	3

	Kamikhazi 06/01/24 20:06:23	3

	Knight out on the tiles. 22/12/23 20:28:46	3

	When you can remember what the assailant wore, their height and what they were doing but forget to mention their weight; this is the police lineup you get. 12/12/23 20:05:26	3

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If that's what you prefer, Glyn. Should you wish to borrow any supervotes in the future, just say the word.

Karyn Harrison

08/10/23
1:16pm

comment on caption:
"Eugene loved to torment his family. He'd died in 2013." [Brian Butterfield]

His victims were all Killed at The Breakfast Club.

[anon]

09/10/23
4:13pm

comment on caption:
Cereal killer [Brian Butterfield]

This is why I don't 'Relish' the thought, of Cleaning the Men's John.

[anon]

22/10/23
4:04am

comment on caption:
Mus-turd gas [Brian Butterfield]

"Yes, and there's no point paying the children proper wages, as children don't properly understand the concept of money. It's much better that as adults we spend it for them, children trust responsible adults like us to spend their money for them, it's what they would want"

Glyn Evans

26/10/23
8:45am

comment on caption:
"I just assumed children would be able to design our clothes. After all, they are the ones that make them." [Brian Butterfield]

Dressed to express.

Karyn Harrison

26/10/23
8:25pm

comment on caption:
"Ever wondered where oat milk comes from?" [Brian Butterfield]

Someone told be to stand on my hands but I just squashed my fingers.

[anon]

29/10/23
2:35pm

comment on caption:
"Not an issue for me. I live on the 6th floor but I couldn't even select the second with my genitalia." [Brian Butterfield]

nod 20:17:01

(caption author)

15/11/23
8:50pm

comment on caption:
What has 8 legs, hides under a sheet and gets me disgusted looks when I touch it? [Brian Butterfield]

Well that's one way to kill the vibe at an orgy

Glyn Evans

15/11/23
9:07pm

comment on caption:
What has 8 legs, hides under a sheet and gets me disgusted looks when I touch it? [Brian Butterfield]

I preferred your previous caption which is what I voted for.

Al Overy

19/11/23
8:54pm

comment on caption:
"You said they could do whatever they want at 18." "Yes, years not months, Dave." [Brian Butterfield]

Hehe... I assumed it was a sympathy vote. The sympathy is appreciated and noted ❤️. I just didn't have a good back up caption in me. You have my permission to retract your vote, I still feel the love.

(caption author)

19/11/23
9:19pm

comment on caption:
"You said they could do whatever they want at 18." "Yes, years not months, Dave." [Brian Butterfield]

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