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"I'd like to thank everyone in the audience for coming."
14/11/23 20:31:50
"You should see my face when she hops on my organ."
14/11/23 20:31:45
It wasn't long before he played a bum note.
14/11/23 20:06:12
"That was the best Eddie Mack gig ever. I would've given him a round of applause but it's difficult to clap with one hand"
14/11/23 20:24:56
''Any requests?''''Move your fat head out of the way.''
14/11/23 20:15:42, edited: 14/11/23 20:30:44
“She’s just a friend from work darling.”
15/11/23 6:07:52
- Excuse me Eddie do you know your cock is hanging out and dribbling cum on your shoes? - No but if you hum it I'll play along
14/11/23 22:15:03, edited: 14/11/23 23:21:20
The front row of the audience had a cracking view.
14/11/23 20:10:21
“Eddie loved tickling the ovaries.”
14/11/23 20:09:37, edited: 14/11/23 20:10:53
The nudie blues
14/11/23 20:03:06
Too hot to Handel.
14/11/23 20:42:14
"Photo done, Eddie, you can get up now.""Yes, I have, and no, I can't."
14/11/23 20:14:31
The Naked Clef
14/11/23 20:08:07
Terry Venables life got more interesting after football.
14/11/23 21:26:03
Just watch his fingering!
14/11/23 20:41:04
"Tonight at the Open Face Sandwich Club ... Big Mack with Cheese."
14/11/23 20:09:58
He plays for tits.
14/11/23 20:07:24, edited: 14/11/23 20:25:19
Mum was a real virtue-no-so on the piano.
14/11/23 20:06:16
"Fancy a spoon instead of Chopsticks?"
14/11/23 20:04:35
Don’t remember him being in the Bare Naked Ladies
14/11/23 20:01:33