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	This photo should be pixielated 16/09/23 8:09:56	7

	The real reason why Amish men don’t have a Tinder profile pic… 09/09/23 12:51:49	7

	Dober Man 09/09/23 8:15:58	8 7
Kathleen: According to the 35th edition of Ostentatious Medical Terminology, the technical term is "Moobs".Cap Auth: You could go with 'Dober Mam', but I don't think it matters. These days gender is much harder to identify than dog breeds --James Lennox
	Mr Klipling makes exceedingly good cakes 03/09/23 20:06:26	7

	He fell for her over and over. That’s the Dominos effect 14/08/23 8:02:24	7

	“Do you wanna pizza me..?” 26/07/23 8:06:23	7

	Chest/nuts roasting on an open fire.. 21/07/23 20:03:23	7

	“Oh for pity’s sake make this my 9th life” 26/06/23 20:03:29	7

	I would do anything for loaf But I won’t do that… 29/05/23 12:00:19	7

	Uri wasn’t always a Medium. In his youth he was an extra large. 26/04/23 12:48:19	7

	This is what happens when the Pied Piper of Hamelin goes on a Pride march 07/02/23 8:12:29, edited: 07/02/23 8:17:16	2 7

	“Are we in Wales yet?” 27/01/23 8:18:18	7

	Vlad the Impala 22/01/23 8:13:04	7

	Scarlet O’Horror 04/01/23 8:04:21	7

	C-thruPO 26/12/22 20:00:17	7

	Incontinental Breakfast 11/12/23 14:03:33	6

	Dollar Bill 03/12/23 8:03:51	6

	Binferno 11/10/23 8:13:16	6

	Bungler Alarm 05/10/23 12:56:51	6

	This family are strongly connected 26/07/23 20:04:57, edited: 26/07/23 20:05:43	6

	My mates had Olaf about it… 25/07/23 20:02:05	6

	Car probably belongs to some wide boys…or is that just a stereo type 11/07/23 20:09:26	6

	Watershed Down 24/06/23 20:56:35	6

	Is this a photo a JPEG? 04/06/23 13:14:14, edited: 04/06/23 13:15:16	6

	The Bark Web 27/05/23 8:12:49	6

	I always travel on the Subway 23/03/23 20:00:18	6

	How meyney glasses do you get from a bottle this size? 21/02/23 12:00:18	6

	Actually he’s feline pretty daft in it… 11/02/23 8:04:53	6

	“Come in now children. WALK! You should never run with Scissors...” 26/01/23 12:00:13	6

	Roetary Washing Line 25/01/23 8:00:14	6

	I saw this on a Monday and my heart stood still Da do run-run-run, da don’t run-run 23/01/23 12:25:49, edited: 23/01/23 12:29:26	6

	Chip ’n’ Ale 11/01/23 12:00:11	1 6

	Surf Water Raleigh 02/01/23 12:23:16	6

	Pre-party Girl / Post-partum Girl 31/12/22 20:07:49	6

	Slaindeer 23/12/22 20:00:28	6

	The team is showing good formic this season… 17/01/24 20:10:49	5

	Jackuzzi 16/01/24 20:02:33	5

	Bored Steiff 11/01/24 20:15:58, edited: 11/01/24 21:05:53	5

	🎶Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me🎶 09/01/24 12:40:21	5

	“No I’m not going to watch “The Walking Dead”! I hate reality TV shows...” 08/01/24 20:35:27, edited: 08/01/24 20:39:29	5

	He thinks he's got the cape ability to catch this bull? 22/10/23 8:14:09	5

	Kentucky Fried Chitin 21/10/23 12:53:55	5

	Manatee and wife 18/10/23 8:05:41	5

	Marlon Monroe 08/10/23 12:04:34	5

	I think she’s gone too far with plastic surgery this time 05/10/23 8:15:37	5

	You cannot be Cirrus! 26/09/23 8:10:47	5

	Cramper Van 24/09/23 8:38:28	5

	Ceiling Fanny 23/09/23 12:02:09	5

	Starsky in Hutch 23/09/23 8:07:30	5

	Do you think they've had a fallout? 20/09/23 8:20:35	5

	Trivial Hirsute 17/09/23 8:13:22, edited: 17/09/23 8:14:16	5

	I'm loving IT 05/09/23 8:06:19	5

	Tyrannosourpuss Rex 01/09/23 8:42:46	2 5
Terrible, have a vote for pain inflicted. --Karen McDonald
	Buck seat driver 15/08/23 8:05:22	5

	No flasher photography 12/08/23 12:03:49	5

	Miley Cyrus insisted on taking him out on a lead even though she was told it wouldn't twerk 08/08/23 20:05:34	2 5

	"I'll have a Number Obi-one on the sides and longer on top" 19/07/23 20:05:30	5

	This wasn’t the “Balloon Dog” she was expecting her child to take home from the party 14/07/23 20:03:53, edited: 14/07/23 20:05:05	5

	The wheels on the bus don’t go round and round 10/07/23 8:18:11	5

	I once performed as a pantomime horse but I quit whilst I was a head 05/07/23 20:20:47	5

	Aromatherapee 04/07/23 20:13:38	5

	“How many captioneers have chucked themselves over because they’ve inadvertently copied someone else’s idea, Dave?” 27/06/23 8:44:50	2 5
Oh no! we must contact Inspector Balustrade immediately! --Karen McDonald
	I thought this game was Bad mitten 01/05/23 20:23:25	5

	“Looks like a portal to the underworld? I tell you what, we’ll spray a white ring around it and leave it for 12 months…” 26/04/23 8:00:19	5

	Ugliness runs in the family… 01/03/23 20:26:23	5

	For those about to stick on a load of mirror puns… Take a long hard look at yourself and reflect on what you’re doing… 21/02/23 20:00:22	1 5
I see myself in this caption. --Peter Houle
	I had a close brush with an Audi in a car park today 08/02/23 12:00:18	5

	Cry me Arriva 03/02/23 12:00:15	5

	I can’t take the pressure of trying to be creative but losing out to obvious puns and toilet humour…… aarrrggghhhhh!!!! 29/01/23 8:00:20, edited: 29/01/23 8:00:59	1 5
The Howl and The Messy Splat --Al Overy
	“Perhaps in hind sight we should’ve done a full mount” 22/01/23 8:15:17	5

	Looks fedorable 21/01/23 12:00:39	5

	I’m sure McVities used to put 8 wrapped penguins in a pack? 20/01/23 8:00:18	5

	Vorsprung whatthe Furch Technik 19/01/23 20:00:38	5

	Taken off Fyffe support 15/01/23 20:01:00	5

	This place has gone to the dogs 24/12/22 8:00:24	5

	“Does my Jurass look big in this? 14/01/24 21:06:50	4

	Don’t pick it up. It’ll Herta your fingers… 13/01/24 20:19:35	4

	Dismay Land 02/01/24 13:39:49	4

	Wearing these was a gravel mistake 30/12/23 12:25:37	1 4

	“I thought we were going to have a Barbiecue…?” 30/12/23 8:18:28	4

	Andrex Agassi 28/12/23 20:07:14	4

	We’ve all caught tinselitis 18/12/23 8:06:53, edited: 18/12/23 8:08:07	2 4

	Audi hell can I make a caption out of this? 04/12/23 20:21:58	4

	🎵 Working 9 to Fyffes, it’s no way to make a living… 🎵 17/11/23 20:13:04	4

	She looks like she just stepped out of a saloon 14/11/23 8:17:01	4

	Booba Fett 07/11/23 9:20:08	4

	Fifty Shirts of Grey 24/10/23 20:12:47, edited: 24/10/23 20:13:36	4

	🎵What a Feline. Being's believing…🎵 24/10/23 8:11:42, edited: 24/10/23 8:14:55	4

	He's lack toes intolerant 03/10/23 12:09:14	4

	I took these words for granite 02/10/23 8:11:38	4

	You wiener some, You lose some… 27/09/23 8:10:15	1 4

	I said, “Get me an Advil… “ 25/09/23 8:14:36	4

	In the bap of luxury 22/09/23 20:14:36	4

	Plato of the Apes 21/09/23 20:07:26	4

	After being refused another pint, he just sat there with his tail between his legs 08/09/23 8:02:03	4

	Jurassic Purrk 01/09/23 8:00:36	2 4

	Quantity Surveyor 30/07/23 9:02:16	4

	Purple Dwayne 20/07/23 12:13:12	4

	Châteauneuf-du-Pape Your Pants 02/07/23 8:06:16	4

	Chips off the old croc 01/03/23 20:24:51, edited: 01/03/23 20:25:08	4

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Kathleen: According to the 35th edition of Ostentatious Medical Terminology, the technical term is "Moobs".

Cap Auth: You could go with 'Dober Mam', but I don't think it matters. These days gender is much harder to identify than dog breeds wink

James Lennox

11/09/23
4:04am

comment on caption:
Dober Man [Julia Kinsey]

Thanks for the INFO, James... I never heard of the term 'moobs' before. I only knew Gynecomastia from working at a Medical Clinic.
I JUST looked it up to see if you were pulling my leg... and it did indeed say another word for Gynecomastia was Moobs. Learn Something NEW, EVERY DAY.