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"I'm trying to be sneaky here. Could you stop playing that bloody cello?"

01/09/23 19:02:48

That shark just wants to have his kayak and eat it

01/09/23 19:20:22

When your son-in-law organises your adventure holiday.

01/09/23 19:04:21

"Your time is up number 9."

01/09/23 19:51:15

When you piss off a mermaid and she gets her best mate to rough you up a little.

01/09/23 19:31:56

“Cheap flights but the excursions cost an arm and a leg.”

01/09/23 19:21:18

"It's bad enough that you've been following me for the last hour, but do you have keep humming the theme from Jaws the entire time?"

01/09/23 19:02:27

Fin.

01/09/23 19:34:39

Senokot - Because You Can't Always Rely On Nature To Give You A Helping Hand.

01/09/23 19:49:25

“Why are you paddling so fast love, you’ll never go faster than a shark.”
‘I’m not trying to beat the shark Dave.’

01/09/23 19:24:20

Dave recalled his ex-wife's reassuring words... "Don't be a pussy, it's just a paper cut."

01/09/23 19:15:25

Bloody Hell! 1st of September and it's the Pantomime season already!!

01/09/23 21:52:21

"Slow down Doreen, there's no need to worry. Sharks have an incredible sense of smell. It knows we're human."

"Dave, remember that soup we had for lunch?"

"What's that got to do with... OH SHIT..."

01/09/23 20:12:38, edited: 02/09/23 11:50:34

"You can sod Skegness next year...first three quid for an ice cream and now this."

01/09/23 19:43:12

Up Shit Creek with a paddle.

01/09/23 19:42:45

LEGAL ORDER TO DESIST filed by the estate of Stephen Spielberg

01/09/23 19:31:31

Without steroids, Russian coaches try new performance enhancement methods.

01/09/23 19:25:18, edited: 01/09/23 19:46:07

This could be a mako break moment.

01/09/23 19:14:47

"Chief, the body's all battered and mangled beyond recognition, what could have done such a thing?"

"I don't know but close the beaches immediately. We've had sightings of a kayak, one with Connor McGregor in it"

01/09/23 19:13:22

“We’re not sure exactly who was in the canoe but we do have a photo of your husband leaving a deposit, oh here it is.”

01/09/23 19:06:09, edited: 01/09/23 19:16:21