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John  Glover Vote score: 17595John Glover

Monica was unaware that she was about to be taken into sleevery.

13/03/18 13:18:26

 
stone face Vote score: 1403stone face

I love my new gym instructor and I love the new workout he does -Pilates of the Carribean.

13/03/18 11:20:25

 
Hannah Jones Vote score: 65Hannah Jones

I washed it in tide !

13/03/18 10:21:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4935Mr Dome

Your sleeve smells of seamen

13/03/18 10:06:06

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 174Paul Gledhill

"Have a sniff of this perfume from Chanel dear. It's an absolute hidden treasure!"

13/03/18 8:05:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4719Glyn Evans

"Like that?...It's my armpit hair."

13/03/18 8:57:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20697Michael Winner

Can't we go back to the old traffic warden uniform?

13/03/18 9:18:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2295Chris Keegan

She really wasn't sure about Sparrow, but she does like a cockatoo

13/03/18 8:52:13

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 31Generic RedHead

When she didn't repay her loan she got a visit from the Depp collector.

08/08/18 1:49:34

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 150Gavin Smithers

The Cruz and Depp lookalikes give a particularly wooden performance in the fencing scenes.

14/03/18 0:22:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8558Neil Mackenzie

Smells of dark chocolate and peppermint.
That's my pieces of after eight.

13/03/18 21:52:16

 
larry G. Vote score: 1032larry G.

"Yup! Your pits are dry."

13/03/18 15:59:32

 
stone face Vote score: 1403stone face

She liked stroking his beard because of the corsairs.

13/03/18 12:16:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4928Greg Curtis

"No, I said, 'Just'leave.' "

13/03/18 11:48:14

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

He may have all the gear, but when it came to acting, he was hardly adept.

13/03/18 11:22:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4935Mr Dome

I’d love to see your Jolly Roger

13/03/18 10:29:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1388Dave Bryan

''My wife has gone to the Caribbean.''
''Jamaica?''

''Cut!''

13/03/18 10:16:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20697Michael Winner

"So, what makes you think that your tailor hates you?"

13/03/18 9:17:43

 
Pete  Vote score: 18340Pete

Imelda knows an arse from an elbow and he's an arrrrrrse.

13/03/18 8:56:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2872Vivvy En

"That's it, lass. I tend to wear me hearties on my sleeve."

13/03/18 8:53:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1388Dave Bryan

''Of course I can satisfy you. Have you ever seen a pirate flag?''

13/03/18 8:49:43

 
Pete  Vote score: 18340Pete

"Well shiver me timber."
"Are you asking me to shake your wood, darling?"

13/03/18 8:46:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10457Dan Nicholls

He's always armed with his cuff-lass.

13/03/18 8:38:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1388Dave Bryan

''Is that Peter's Gun?''

13/03/18 8:34:58

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

Paedophile's are getting so much more creative these days.

13/03/18 8:32:14

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

Jack has a little Nik up his sleeve

13/03/18 8:30:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5871Vanessa the Guesser

"That's it matey, wipe your nose. Hope you haven't been on the poop deck?"

13/03/18 8:24:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2295Chris Keegan

Jack Sparrow...Toucan play at that game.

13/03/18 8:22:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1388Dave Bryan

Carry On Camping

13/03/18 8:20:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19100Ian Skelding

Pirates of the Caribbean 8 : The Invisible Parrot.

13/03/18 8:16:32

 
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