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	A fish called Honda 24/02/13 20:00:08	17

	"Excuse me, could you direct me to the Opticians please?" 01/07/12 11:01:12	17

	I see the problem. No balls. 21/09/22 8:21:44	16

	Paper, Scissors,.....SHARK 16/09/12 20:01:59	15

	The new Dyson Hawaiian comes with 2 heads 11/04/24 12:24:08	14

	Badly Drawn Boys 03/04/13 20:00:07	14

	I’m sure there should be a mouse around here somewhere 09/12/23 8:14:39	11

	We’re so poor we’re in black and white 02/12/22 8:38:49	1 11
You can't be that poor if you can afford a camera to take a picture of you lying stricken in poverty --Glyn Evans
	The geek shall inherit Google Earth. 07/07/12 20:03:53	4 11

	Billy the Kid's family tree 11/05/14 20:02:51	10

	Sweet dreams are made of this. 29/12/13 10:51:12	1 10
Who am I to disagree. --Neil Mackenzie
	The Manequin Street Preachers 03/04/13 20:07:45	10

	Phona Lisa 25/12/12 9:48:16	6 10

	Crack Heads 13/12/12 20:05:16	10

	Smaller than a speeding bullet. 18/07/14 13:43:49	9

	This is why the red car won. 03/02/14 20:30:46	9

	Danny La Rue-ler 11/12/12 20:21:44	9

	"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" 11/09/12 20:28:04	1 9

	Closer inspection of the recent lunar landing photographs revealed an area of concern. 02/08/12 11:00:28	9

	Biff!! Smash!! Pow!! Poof!! 29/11/13 10:58:21	8

	Fuhrer of the Bride. 02/08/13 20:34:49	8

	Stoney Broke. 17/07/13 21:39:30	8

	Eyes down for a full blouse. 15/07/13 20:02:04	8

	Police discover how the 3 farmhouse raiders made a clean getaway. 04/01/13 10:29:44	8

	1990, Mitch Winehouse welcomes little Amy into the world. 09/12/12 12:14:18	8

	"Careful, if they catch us smoking here they'll crucify us" 11/11/12 20:05:05	8

	Yoga Bear 18/09/12 13:11:31	8

	Look at the jugs on that! 25/06/12 14:02:08	1 8

	"That's All Folks!" 02/08/14 21:12:11	7

	The house was crawling with Ivy....and Peter and Mary and Bill and Dave and Ben. 26/05/14 11:56:32	7

	It's fresian cold out here. 07/03/14 20:00:28	2 7
Should've worn a Jersey --Mark England
	Selfie abuse 20/12/13 12:15:05	7

	"Sit on my knee, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up" 16/12/13 9:08:04	7

	lol This is what the blind girl really made in Lionel Ritchie's Hello video. 15/12/13 20:42:00	1 7
I would love to see a remake of that vid with you directing it :) --Brian Malco
	"I cluck up to him, but I cluck down on him. 27/10/13 20:20:09	7

	Since booking his vasectomy appointment Derek,the BA pilot, had been having some very strange dreams. 14/11/12 20:39:24	7

	When I asked for a camel....... 11/11/12 20:24:26	7

	After taking over the Chocolate Factory, Charlie Bucket traced his family tree. 24/10/12 20:01:33	7

	The Invisible Man enjoys a threesome. 04/08/12 20:05:37	7

	Invented by a man. Parked by a woman. 31/07/12 20:30:16	7

	Anus Horribilis. 29/07/12 11:00:09	7

	♫ Sitting in the stock of the day ♫ 28/07/12 11:00:10	7

	Immobile Home 21/07/12 20:00:27	7

	NANA!!! That's not the toilet. 26/07/14 10:13:08	6

	"Go on, pull my finger" 29/06/14 22:24:00	6

	Following Sir Bruce's retirement a new home was found for his rug. 28/04/14 12:31:15	6

	Luke finally got into Pandora's box. 19/03/14 22:34:06	6

	...and another consonant Rachel. 08/03/14 20:12:17	6

	Red sky at night - Shepherd's delight Red sky in morning - Shepherd's warning Mince & mashed potato - Shepherd's pie 22/01/14 12:37:56	6

	The nun's of Lilliput were the first to discover Gulliver. 16/12/13 20:42:02	6

	Just outside Old Trafford a disgruntled, albeit uneducated, United fan called for the head of David Moyles. 07/07/13 20:15:14	6

	You're Fired 17/06/13 20:00:09	6

	Geoff's designer platform shoes were often mistaken for carrier bags. 14/06/13 20:09:53	6

	Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind. 13/12/12 13:13:45	6

	"Where's Michelle?" 28/11/12 12:58:02	6

	"Look, I don't care how far you've travelled to buy your girlfriend a Christmas present - you have to pay for it" 20/11/12 13:04:33	6

	500 nickers 28/10/12 20:02:54	6

	Doris fed the invisible horse whilst Fred made the house disappear. 11/06/14 11:12:43	5

	Bill Bailey teaches Molly to play the organ. 29/03/14 20:04:08	5

	lol [Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act] Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house? Brian: It says, "Romans go home. " Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on ! Brian: Er, "Romanus" ! Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is? Brian: Er, er, "Romani" ! Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" ! Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt". Centurion: So, "eunt" is...? Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go". Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...? [He twists Brian's ear] Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative ! Centurion: Which is...? Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" ! Centurion: How many Romans? Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" ! Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it? Brian: Dative ! [the Centurion holds a sword to his throat] Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" ! Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...? Brian: Er, "Domum" ! Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times. Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off. 08/03/14 20:00:09	16 5
For me Holy grail has moments but life of brian is the better....and glad you had a productive nights work Neil. --Chris Brooks
	Cool, fuck cats. 23/02/14 21:01:29	5

	Stir fly 02/11/13 20:17:56	5

	This unusual scarecrow successfully shooed the birds away. 29/10/13 20:03:27	5

	8 lives left. 29/10/13 11:28:22	5

	After the war the Von Trapp children discovered science fiction. 04/08/13 12:19:29	5

	Just the fish for me, I'm on a no carb diet. 16/06/13 10:33:49	5

	🎵The high bones connected to the ...ceiling.🎵 31/05/13 19:20:38	2 5
â™« Copy and paste either end. --Neil Mackenzie
	Death by Chocolate 27/02/13 20:11:02	2 5

	“Don’t worry, they’re ‘armless” 28/11/12 20:00:09	5

	Hatty Jocks 12/09/12 12:00:28	5

	Paul Simon re-enacts one of the 50 ways to leave your lover. 26/07/12 20:16:39	4 5

	America - Land of the Free. 15/07/12 11:12:02	3 5

	Welcome to Chicago. 08/07/12 11:00:16	5

	Proof that you can get pregnant from oral sex. 05/07/12 20:06:24	5 5

	These socks fit like a glove. 21/07/14 20:00:24	4

	"Hello Mr Simpson, I'm Bart's teacher and I'd like to point out a few things regarding his behaviour." "mmmmmmmmm finger" 21/06/14 20:08:45	4

	My memory's hazy, but is this the last scene from the original Planet of the Apes? 18/02/14 20:08:08	4

	NO....I'm Ron Burgundy! 25/01/14 20:11:40	4

	Crocodile Rock 18/12/13 22:47:13	4

	"When I said get some rubbers for the weekend away...." 11/12/13 20:31:40	4

	Revealed: The aliens that were rejected for Dr Who's 50th anniversary show. 26/11/13 20:24:40	4

	"I found it in the wife's drawer, she swears it's a musical instrument, but listen, not a sound. Hmmm tastes of fish, though." 19/11/13 21:16:41	4

	Operation Yewtree is closing in on another 80s icon. 13/10/13 20:05:27	4

	Little Jack is the youngest member of The Freemasons. 12/10/13 20:01:37	4

	Welcome to Bongo Bongo Land. 08/08/13 20:06:40	4

	"Don't stay in too long, you'll get wrinkly....oh, never mind. 24/07/13 12:09:12	4

	"Hi yes I am 13 yr old, Brad who you've been e-mailing" 02/03/13 21:24:15	4

	There was an awkward silence when Croc caught Punch masturbating. 26/12/12 20:20:42	4

	Would the real Johnny Fingers please step forward. 15/12/12 20:23:18	2 4

	Quidditch is harder than it looks. 08/12/12 20:33:33	4

	Dave was floored. 07/12/12 8:08:24	4

	"Tip of the morning to you" 06/12/12 9:03:42	4

	Fancy a truck. 22/11/12 21:13:33	1 4

	You should see the pussy that works at the call centre. 15/11/12 20:13:46	4

	Herr Click 31/10/12 9:23:41	4

	The crowd gathered for Big Jock's finale - a handstand. 12/09/12 12:05:52	4

	Field of Teams. 28/08/12 20:38:39	2 4

	♫ We like Big Butts, we cannot fly ♫ 29/07/12 11:00:28	4

	Nobody puts baby in the cauldron. 28/07/12 11:00:22	4

	"SPONGE-BOB!! Do you have planning permission for that?" 21/08/14 9:12:56	3

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Should've worn a Jersey

Mark England

07/03/14
8:26pm

comment on caption:
It's fresian cold out here. [Ian Sanderson]

Or a Bullover?

[anon]

07/03/14
9:19pm

comment on caption:
It's fresian cold out here. [Ian Sanderson]

Why are people voting for this? It's long, boring and not original.

[anon]

08/03/14
8:03pm

comment on caption:
[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
[Ian Sanderson]

Sorry, are we all supposed to vote for the same caption anon?

John Llamas

08/03/14
8:05pm

It's not a caption. It's a huge section of text taken from a film.

[anon]

08/03/14
8:07pm

Agreed, rubbish...copied and not funny

[anon]

08/03/14
8:08pm

If it raises a smile, then it's worth a vote.
You are free not to vote.

Ian Sanderson

08/03/14
8:09pm

Why are all the negative comments anon?

John Glover

08/03/14
8:44pm

Monty Python long boring and not original? It suits the picture perfectly and I applaud the Captioneer who took the trouble to print this sketch out. It made me laugh.

Neil Mackenzie

08/03/14
8:53pm

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/quotes

Ok, but why didn't you give a nod?

Zac Kramer

08/03/14
9:49pm

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