Real men don't use mobile phones.

19/11/13 20:00:47

"I found it in the wife's drawer, she swears it's a musical instrument, but listen, not a sound. Hmmm tastes of fish, though."

19/11/13 21:16:41

The elephant could never master COMPLETE invisibility.

19/11/13 20:45:26

I swear these cock eating bushtucker trials are just beyond ridiculous now.

19/11/13 23:27:44

Ere, someone's nicked my icecream!

19/11/13 21:50:31

George of the jingle.

19/11/13 20:52:01

Tuskmaster

19/11/13 20:13:31

Donald Trump.

19/11/13 20:07:42

Better the Devil you blow...

19/11/13 20:00:09

He's now old and grey and wears extra layers of clothing to keep out the cold, but 'Little' Boy Blue is still blowing that bloody horn.

19/11/13 20:43:57

Rhinoplastered.

19/11/13 20:28:03

Unique horn.

19/11/13 20:02:03

"Oi, you've been playing with that thing all day so put it down, Horatio."

19/11/13 20:00:24

Seconds later, he was trampled to death by jungle animals.

19/11/13 20:00:14

The British know how to keep a stiffy up a lip.

19/11/13 21:01:42

After getting sacked from his job as a park ranger,Paddy returns after threatening to 'Blow the place up'.

19/11/13 20:00:18

CS Forester's 'Hornblower'

19/11/13 20:00:12