Sending private messages on this site is currently disabled due to abuse by spammers.

Please use the forum to send private messages instead.

	This Week				Last Week			All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	80	11	29	#12	12	54	#9	1609	2539	#69
Photos
Comments	3							7	3	#105
Suggested Edits	2

	This Week		Last Week		All Time
	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank
Captions	13	#24	11	#27	653	#140
Photos	1	#11			2	#123
Comments	2	#8			2	#93
Suggested Edits	1	#3	1	#3	2	#12

captions comments received captioned photos

captions

	Nobody went to the wedding. 21/01/15 22:49:14	1 3
How about No-body?? --Dev B
	Christmas in Antarctica in 2050. That's global warming for you. 07/01/15 10:15:32	3

	He was on the wong platform 16/12/14 13:02:29	3

	This town has lost its Seoul 15/12/14 12:21:33	3

	Found him on the dead man's chest 06/12/14 9:18:02	3

	You should check out the exhaust, it's the dog's bollocks. 27/11/14 12:09:50	3

	It was all just a pipe dream. 25/11/14 9:36:39	3

	Sat Nav: You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about, you do your indicators and turn around. That's what it's all about. 15/11/14 21:21:22	3

	I see they've stopped for arrest 13/11/14 22:25:33	3

	It's got that new car smell 24/10/14 20:05:41	3

	Don’t be cruel about my looks 22/03/24 12:12:16	2

	Such a refreshing image, no mobile phones in sight, just people living the moment 20/03/24 21:24:29	2

	Parakitty 16/03/24 20:01:48	2

	Mary, you’re looking spritely 15/03/24 20:02:07	2

	My wife costs quite the packet 10/03/24 20:01:49	2

	You think this is big, you should see my plums 05/03/24 20:16:36	2

	You may be smart mate, but you have forgotten your bowling shoes 02/03/24 12:03:31	1 2

	I like my beans in a roll 19/01/24 12:03:42	2

	Carry On Dave 18/01/24 20:03:41	2

	Hot dog 13/01/24 20:00:53	2

	Flip flops have been rebranded. These are now a pair of ooh-ows 30/12/23 12:07:04	2

	I have my wife, I have my child. Looks like we are set for life. 30/12/23 8:26:25	2

	“Fake boobs” 26/12/23 8:06:57	2

	Dave’s wife asked him to give her more support 26/12/23 8:01:33	2

	Thomas has gone off the rails since the glory days 22/12/23 8:01:14	2

	My spirit animal 16/12/23 8:03:26	2

	Flame blower 13/12/23 8:02:19	2

	“What look are you going for?” “Guns n Roses with a mix of Ace of Base” 17/11/23 8:02:29	2

	“How big is your horse?” “8 foot” 15/11/23 20:15:05	2

	🎶 ohhhh, we’re halfway there, ohhhoh lemon with a stare 🎶 13/11/23 20:11:45	1 2

	My force has truly awoken 07/11/23 8:20:21	2

	Alongside R2D2 and C3PO, here we have the newest addition, DD 07/11/23 8:13:58	2

	Mary: 39, likes travelling and clubbing 03/11/23 8:02:08	2

	For sail 01/11/23 12:06:11	2

	One way to stop a Fender bender 01/11/23 12:05:21	2

	Surprised they are not solo artists 20/10/23 20:05:52	2

	Loaded fries 12/10/23 20:00:16	2

	How was your Uber driver today? 12/10/23 8:03:27	2

	Charge of the shite brigade 08/10/23 20:12:08	2

	Sorry Dave, this is the wrong branch of the Army for you 08/10/23 20:03:07	2

	This is the only gravestone I could Af-Ford 06/10/23 8:00:57	2

	Hair of the dog 05/10/23 8:25:50	2

	Pant-ene 05/10/23 8:25:12	2

	Wrong car, he is now trapped. He needs a Ford Escape 29/09/23 12:05:50	2

	Don’t venture out, it’s wall to wall traffic 28/09/23 8:03:16	2

	“We will be eating toast until the cows come home” “Oh wait” 23/09/23 20:18:05	2

	Cowmen Electra 23/09/23 20:13:22	2

	With the shock it’s about to get, the cow won’t be laughing soon 23/09/23 20:05:35, edited: 23/09/23 20:05:49	2

	Double breasted jumper 21/09/23 8:12:47	2

	“Dad, when I said put the fairy in for another cycle, I meant the Fairy laundry detergent in the washing machine” 16/09/23 8:03:37, edited: 16/09/23 8:04:40	2

	Looks like they have come out of their shell 11/09/23 9:24:00	2

	The Chronicles of Nan-ia 05/09/23 20:43:02	2

	“When I said I wanted space, I didn’t mean this” 27/08/23 8:17:54	2

	FFS Jess, you’re on the wrong side of the door. Get back to my van 26/08/23 20:09:38	2

	One touch and she’s wet 26/08/23 8:07:06	2

	At last, a place where Donald Trump can sit in silence 25/08/23 8:11:37	2

	Pack a pair of trunks, he said 24/08/23 12:37:35	2

	Not what I meant when I said “grow a pair” 24/08/23 12:03:45	2

	The start of the evolution showing why they are flightless birds 30/07/23 20:23:23	2

	Llamarvel 09/05/24 12:22:00	1

	Don’t mind me, I’m just Peru-sing through these comments 09/05/24 12:19:50	1

	Dave, I told you to act like a full grown man, not a full gown man. 25/04/24 8:01:57	1

	The remake of Roadhouse isn’t quite what I was expecting 04/04/24 8:03:08	1

	“Boring. Tell me a better one with more goss” 23/03/24 8:00:53	1

	🎶 Frosty the snowman had a very mighty…erm 🎶 22/03/24 20:07:21	1

	How Americans see the English: “good day to you fine Sir” How the rest of Europe see the English: … 20/03/24 21:23:26	1

	Dave’s street cred was roo-ined 19/03/24 20:08:33	1

	I hear these matches take place in a kangaroo court 19/03/24 20:01:52	1

	Don’t skippy arm day 19/03/24 20:00:38	1

	Fizztral beach 15/03/24 20:09:32	1

	I just can’t ahead with these captions 09/03/24 12:01:49, suggested edits	1

	Insurance: “What is the colour of the car you are insuring?” Dave: “Depends where I am” 25/02/24 8:07:00	1

	Looks who’s coming down the road 19/02/24 20:03:48	1

	After he was done he was heard saying, “Right, now one for the road” 19/02/24 20:02:50	1

	“Excuse me Dave, how do I get to Wroughton” “Easy, at the roundabout take the 1st exit, 2nd exit, 2nd exit, 2nd exit, 1st exit” “You drunk, Dave?” 15/02/24 20:38:26	1

	I said I need a tracker for the police, not a tractor 10/02/24 20:05:49	1

	Tow-nee the tiger 08/02/24 12:02:22	1

	They always say pickup trucks are pussy magnets 08/02/24 12:01:05	1

	Have you cut off the heads yet? 05/02/24 20:00:47	1

	Dave, stay there for a little bit longer, you have found the perfect spot. Corrie has 20 minutes left 03/02/24 20:07:36	1

	Dave and Mary would often show their respects to Rod Hull 03/02/24 20:04:48	1

	“MAN ON!!!” 18/01/24 20:05:01	1

	Following success of their Christmas adverts, Aldi have decided to produce adverts for Halloween. 12/01/24 12:08:07	1

	Root of all evil 12/01/24 12:02:43	1

	“Dave, can you get his big beanie, it’s cold out there” “Oh, FFS” 11/01/24 20:04:12	1

	“Does a bear shit in a mall” “Bloody hope not” 11/01/24 20:00:50	1

	It was all a pipe dream 08/01/24 12:04:06	1

	“What public transport line are you taking into town”? “The fe-line” 04/01/24 12:03:52	1

	FFS Dave, I said to put some cats’ eyes in the road 04/01/24 12:02:03	1

	These will keep you grounded 30/12/23 12:14:46	1

	I think I have a stone in my shoe 30/12/23 12:01:58	1

	My shoes feel rock solid 30/12/23 12:01:46	1

	We have a strong family bond 30/12/23 8:20:00	1

	“Honey, the dog has been using the toilet again” 28/12/23 21:04:53	1

	“Sue, get down from there” How the Shiht Zu got its name 28/12/23 12:17:32	1

	The Hairy Bikers 28/12/23 8:00:58	1

	A lovely note was left for Dave by his wife, which simply said: “Go and enjoy the bars” Unfortunately for Dave, he was dyslexic 26/12/23 8:04:05	1

	Dave won a lot of cups 26/12/23 8:02:13	1

	Bear knuckle ride 20/12/23 20:55:38	1

	Oh Pooh 20/12/23 20:00:33	1

more captions

last comments (total: 23)

...and the concrete one with glass in.

Michael Winner

15/07/15
9:59pm

comment on caption:
It appears to be missing the sea urchin ring bleeder. [Ben Samuel]

Not mine, but 20:16:20 may deserve a mention.

James Lennox

05/09/23
9:23pm

comment on caption:
The year is 2050, the Blair Witch Project cast are still missing, but new photographic evidence has been found [Ben Samuel]

Interesting, both captions use the same theme but understandably are not the same.

Like with the language checker, it's only if something is a carbon copy that a place is "taken" (even if you've not seen it and think you got there first until you get stopped) which I prefer because it allows creativity to be more open. The purpose is all in the presentation.

Glyn Evans

06/09/23
9:46am

comment on caption:
The year is 2050, the Blair Witch Project cast are still missing, but new photographic evidence has been found [Ben Samuel]

Awww.

[anon]

15/10/23
5:53pm