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Captions	10	1	4	#27				287	253	#192
Photos			33	#2	14	49	#2	1350	4581	#1
Comments	20							465	463	#20
Forum Posts		1						656
Suggested Edits	2							7	9	#7
Tips								2	2	#9

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Captions	18	#20	14	#26	12241	#20
Photos	36	#1	17	#6	7497	#1
Comments	2	#2	5	#1	2399	#3
Forum Posts
Suggested Edits	2	#1	5	#1	33	#1
Tips	1	#1			19	#1

captions comments given captioned photos

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	lol x2 Catching the bouquet is risky when the bride is an Olympic shot-putter 25/01/24 12:06:35	19

	lol The Retailer Formerly Known as Prince 22/01/23 22:35:34, edited: 27/12/23 22:23:14	18

	Dave enjoyed a cuppa with his flatmate. 30/05/22 20:00:06, edited: 02/08/22 16:38:29	13

	Sorry I'm late, miss, my cat ate my home 04/01/24 12:13:40, edited: 04/01/24 12:13:45	8

	“Not only did it recharge my pacemaker, but it also cured my erectile dysfunction and evened up the tan on my nipples” Amazing, what you can learn on YouTube 28/03/22 13:06:00, edited: 06/08/22 18:20:24	8

	Shameless - Nativity Special, Channel 5, 9pm 09/12/12 12:07:05, edited: 01/10/23 21:56:11, suggested edits	-1 8

	The promise of Farmer Giles' genetically-modified cock turned out to be a disappointment for his wife. 07/02/24 20:03:34, edited: 07/02/24 20:04:32	7

	“Your new Silicone Multi-Orifice Love Bunny will be delivered in discreet packaging” 31/05/22 12:39:08	7

	Look, I'm not critiquing your skill as a taxidermist. I just don't think Mittens wanted to live on as a novelty toilet brush. 25/05/22 20:00:24	7

	Sharia Law comes to the UK, with Hilarious Consequences! Channel 5, 9pm 14/09/15 12:00:35	7

	Nine out of ten cats prefer you don't drive over their eyes 26/06/21 12:00:27	6

	Dave couldn't indulge his particular taste in porn until he hit international waters 04/09/23 12:02:25, edited: 04/09/23 12:11:01	5

	Yesterday we learnt how everyone's a winner, and it's the taking part that counts. Today, kids, we're going to learn about real life. 26/01/23 12:09:27, edited: 26/01/23 12:39:04	1 5


creative 22/11/21 8:37:09		5

	The All Blacks, having mellowed over the years, began their matches with "Kumbaya" round the camp fire 21/02/12 23:36:55	5

	Essex, where 9/10 recruits fail the Army's basic IQ test 08/01/13 20:10:44	4

	I find your lack of ID disturbing 13/03/11 11:06:20	4

	Fans gritted their teeth through new plot twists in Lost Season 10 15/11/10 11:38:46	4

	It costa life 15/09/12 14:07:53	3

	A unicorn dies for every "Horny" caption on this photo 20/04/12 11:07:41	3

	Olympic road closures affecting your commute? London mayor Boris Johnson demonstrates alternatives 21/02/12 12:09:32	3

	The Amy Winehouse Diet was deadly effective 03/12/11 21:11:18	3

	Phodography 15/04/11 11:02:32	3

	Nan, have you PYSL? 01/11/10 23:57:55	1 3

	Yes, I know your Marine Corps mates will be there, but for god's sake, it's a parents evening! 01/10/23 12:01:50, edited: 01/10/23 12:05:47	3

	When sunlight combines with rain it makes a rainbow. When unemployment combines with Labour voter, it makes this: 06/09/23 20:03:37, edited: 23/09/23 17:27:23	2 3

	Delivery for Mr Berlusconi 17/02/23 20:11:11	3

	“And your heads look like little planets too, how adorable!” 19/11/21 8:02:31	3

	clever Say what you will about Korea, but their livestock transport regulation is second to none 12/05/21 12:00:03	3


12/03/16 22:27:19		3

	Skimp My Ride 06/01/24 15:42:38	2

	The Royal Equine Tooth Flossing ceremony left tourists feeling taken aback 14/11/23 10:38:01, edited: 14/11/23 10:43:18	2

	Barney was a proud member of dating website "Touch the Rainbow." Sadly there were no other members. 06/09/23 20:18:51, edited: 06/09/23 20:23:06	2

	TV adverts for cats seemed to feature a disproportionate number of mixed-race couples. 25/01/23 13:51:12, edited: 25/01/23 14:06:54	2

	Tibbles and Mittens interrupted their howling standoff to briefly celebrate Tibbles' birthday. 25/01/23 12:11:25, edited: 25/01/23 12:26:37	2

	Keir Starmer hoped PartyGate would distract from DuctTapeBunnyDominationGate, but when the photo leaked onto the web... 31/05/22 12:02:02	2

	Jurassicland Paris.. less authentic than Jurassic World, but a fraction of the entry fee. 25/04/22 12:08:57	1 2
But is it entertaining? You bet Jurassic is! --Willie Johnson
	“Can I give you a hand choosing a suit, sir?” 31/03/22 20:00:08	2

last comments (total: 212)

It may not be the first time we've seen "meals on wheels" here on caption.me, but in the context of this photo, this was the first (of two) "meals on wheels" captions, yet the second identical caption seems to have picked up all the votes. So I've supervoted the first to give it some kudos and to even things up a little.

Chris Beach

(admin)

10/10/21
10:42pm

comment on caption:
Meals on wheels [Stephen Bean]

+1 for Breaking Bad. It's a must-watch on Netflix. The characters, the script, the whole concept - incredible

Chris Beach

(admin)

02/11/21
6:53pm

comment on caption:
C10H15N.me [James Lennox]

C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”

So, please vote for your favourite. The most popular will win £50 on December 25th!

Chris Beach

(admin)

01/12/21
12:02pm

comment on caption:

“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]

Original: "Bloody thing's still refusing to drink. I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole mate." (8:02)

Edited to "Try sticking a pole up it's arse. No, still refusing to drink." (8:06)

Chris Beach

(admin)

16/12/21
3:54pm

comment on caption:
"Try sticking a pole up it's arse."
"No, still refusing to drink." [Ian Skelding]

I agree with James and have added a vote for the original.

Between the two captions, I actually prefer the snappier wording of this caption, but I think the author should have given a nod to the other, at least.

Chris Beach

(admin)

05/01/22
11:43pm

comment on caption:
"you are the weakest link.
Goodbye." [Charles Gilbert]

Love this caption, and don’t worry - due to the 3-day voting period, it is counted in the Feb rather than Jan competition.

Chris Beach

(admin)

01/02/22
7:47am

comment on caption:

HRH agrees to fund Prince
Harry's security whilst in UK [Vivvy En]

I've just added a load more photos into the pending pool so please get voting (and consider adding photos). Thanks!

Chris Beach

(admin)

20/05/22
5:45pm

comment on caption:
Things have got bad, if this is the best picture selected by our fellow captioners [Leeds Baggie]

This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel.

Chris Beach

(admin)

01/08/22
10:04am