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Captions	74							286	249	#192
Photos			18	#3		33	#2	1336	4495	#1
Comments	18							465	463	#20
Forum Posts		1						656
Suggested Edits								7	9	#6
Tips								2	2	#9

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Photos	30	#1	14	#6	7444	#1
Comments	25	#1	2	#5	2392	#3
Forum Posts
Suggested Edits	1	#1			26	#1
Tips	1	#1			19	#1

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	lol x2 Catching the bouquet is risky when the bride is an Olympic shot-putter 25/01/24 12:06:35	19

	lol The Retailer Formerly Known as Prince 22/01/23 22:35:34, edited: 27/12/23 22:23:14	18

	Dave enjoyed a cuppa with his flatmate. 30/05/22 20:00:06, edited: 02/08/22 16:38:29	13

	Sorry I'm late, miss, my cat ate my home 04/01/24 12:13:40, edited: 04/01/24 12:13:45	8

	“Not only did it recharge my pacemaker, but it also cured my erectile dysfunction and evened up the tan on my nipples” Amazing, what you can learn on YouTube 28/03/22 13:06:00, edited: 06/08/22 18:20:24	8

	Shameless - Nativity Special, Channel 5, 9pm 09/12/12 12:07:05, edited: 01/10/23 21:56:11, suggested edits	-1 8

	The promise of Farmer Giles' genetically-modified cock turned out to be a disappointment for his wife. 07/02/24 20:03:34, edited: 07/02/24 20:04:32	7

	“Your new Silicone Multi-Orifice Love Bunny will be delivered in discreet packaging” 31/05/22 12:39:08	7

	Look, I'm not critiquing your skill as a taxidermist. I just don't think Mittens wanted to live on as a novelty toilet brush. 25/05/22 20:00:24	7

	Sharia Law comes to the UK, with Hilarious Consequences! Channel 5, 9pm 14/09/15 12:00:35	7

	Nine out of ten cats prefer you don't drive over their eyes 26/06/21 12:00:27	6

	Dave couldn't indulge his particular taste in porn until he hit international waters 04/09/23 12:02:25, edited: 04/09/23 12:11:01	5

	Yesterday we learnt how everyone's a winner, and it's the taking part that counts. Today, kids, we're going to learn about real life. 26/01/23 12:09:27, edited: 26/01/23 12:39:04	1 5


creative 22/11/21 8:37:09		5

	The All Blacks, having mellowed over the years, began their matches with "Kumbaya" round the camp fire 21/02/12 23:36:55	5

	Essex, where 9/10 recruits fail the Army's basic IQ test 08/01/13 20:10:44	4

	I find your lack of ID disturbing 13/03/11 11:06:20	4

	Fans gritted their teeth through new plot twists in Lost Season 10 15/11/10 11:38:46	4

	It costa life 15/09/12 14:07:53	3

	A unicorn dies for every "Horny" caption on this photo 20/04/12 11:07:41	3

	Olympic road closures affecting your commute? London mayor Boris Johnson demonstrates alternatives 21/02/12 12:09:32	3

	The Amy Winehouse Diet was deadly effective 03/12/11 21:11:18	3

	Phodography 15/04/11 11:02:32	3

	Nan, have you PYSL? 01/11/10 23:57:55	1 3

	Yes, I know your Marine Corps mates will be there, but for god's sake, it's a parents evening! 01/10/23 12:01:50, edited: 01/10/23 12:05:47	3

	When sunlight combines with rain it makes a rainbow. When unemployment combines with Labour voter, it makes this: 06/09/23 20:03:37, edited: 23/09/23 17:27:23	2 3

	Delivery for Mr Berlusconi 17/02/23 20:11:11	3

	“And your heads look like little planets too, how adorable!” 19/11/21 8:02:31	3

	clever Say what you will about Korea, but their livestock transport regulation is second to none 12/05/21 12:00:03	3


12/03/16 22:27:19		3

	Skimp My Ride 06/01/24 15:42:38	2

	The Royal Equine Tooth Flossing ceremony left tourists feeling taken aback 14/11/23 10:38:01, edited: 14/11/23 10:43:18	2

	Barney was a proud member of dating website "Touch the Rainbow." Sadly there were no other members. 06/09/23 20:18:51, edited: 06/09/23 20:23:06	2

	TV adverts for cats seemed to feature a disproportionate number of mixed-race couples. 25/01/23 13:51:12, edited: 25/01/23 14:06:54	2

	Tibbles and Mittens interrupted their howling standoff to briefly celebrate Tibbles' birthday. 25/01/23 12:11:25, edited: 25/01/23 12:26:37	2

	Keir Starmer hoped PartyGate would distract from DuctTapeBunnyDominationGate, but when the photo leaked onto the web... 31/05/22 12:02:02	2

	Jurassicland Paris.. less authentic than Jurassic World, but a fraction of the entry fee. 25/04/22 12:08:57	1 2
But is it entertaining? You bet Jurassic is! --Willie Johnson
	“Can I give you a hand choosing a suit, sir?” 31/03/22 20:00:08	2

	Exclusive sneak peek at the royal family's attempt to branch out into wildlife diplomacy. 16/11/23 11:30:45	1

last comments (total: 212)

Great to have you back, Ethy!

Chris Beach

(admin)

08/09/22
10:13am

comment on caption:
Man impersonating Chris Beach makes a hasty exit from caption.me headquarters after sending thousands of spicy messages. [Stephen Bean]

Counting sheep as a sleep aid

Chris Beach

(admin)

27/09/22
10:16pm

comment on caption:

One. [Crunchy Chords]

Crunchy has very kindly donated his prize back to the site, to go into next year's prize pool. Thanks, Crunchy!

Chris Beach

(admin)

01/10/22
12:38pm

comment on caption:

One. [Crunchy Chords]

Very kind of you Vanessa. Thanks so much!

Please let me know your preferences: 2022 or 2023 prize pool, and either increasing the monthly prize or adding a bonus prize?

Chris Beach

(admin)

01/10/22
12:59pm

comment on caption:

Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]

Many good jokes are offensive if taken literally.

I’m pretty sure I'm autistic (certainly all the tests I've ever taken indicate that I am) and I'm not offended by this joke. Because it's a joke, not a literal statement.

Obviously we have to consider on a case-by-case basis, but I don't want people treading on eggshells to avoid offence here on caption.me.

Chris Beach

(admin)

02/10/22
9:15pm

comment on caption:
Nothing is more fun than tormenting people with OCD. [James Lennox]

Please don't erase it.

Out of interest, have you taken the AQ (Autism Spectrum Quotient) test developed by Simon Baron-Cohen? I scored 37/50 ("significant autistic traits")

Chris Beach

(admin)

02/10/22
9:30pm

comment on caption:
Nothing is more fun than tormenting people with OCD. [James Lennox]

I don’t think there’s any need to take SD’s comment as an attack of any kind. It looked like a pretty reasonable comment.

Nonetheless, just to reassure - all kinds of creativity is welcome here and I certainly won’t be throwing anyone out for unconventional captions!

Chris Beach

(admin)

17/10/22
5:44pm

comment on caption:
Fast Food (I Think The Record's 1.26 Seconds)
--------------- o ---------------
To play with your food
I was told's always rude,
So I ate just a couple of layers.
The rest that was left
Could be used, so I guessed,
As a game for a couple of players.
--------------- o ---------------
And no, a CUBIC meal's NOT a square meal... [vincent hefter]

To avoid caption.me descending into political disagreements, let's do the politics chat somewhere else.

If people want to chat politics on caption.me please opt in to the new Politicos group on the forum.

Chris Beach

(admin)

21/10/22
9:42am

comment on caption:
“What did President Putin say President Zelensky?”
“He said he wouldn’t use Chemical weapons.” [Ian Skelding]

Glyn, I don't think the comments on caption.me are the right place for discussing politics. Caption.me is a fun site aiming to make people laugh.

It will struggle to do that if people are bringing divisive politics onto the site.

That said, I do enjoy discussing politics. I just think it belongs somewhere else - where people are able to opt in, if they want to.

Chris Beach

(admin)

21/10/22
11:42am

comment on caption:
“What did President Putin say President Zelensky?”
“He said he wouldn’t use Chemical weapons.” [Ian Skelding]

Downvote from me. The anon feature is not designed for snarky comments that detract from the fun & humour of the site. See discussion on the forum.

Chris Beach

(admin)

13/11/22
9:25pm