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	Call the SWAT Team. 19/07/13 11:13:09	6

	Trying to find china shop can be difficult. 12/07/13 11:17:25	6

	Dave Allen gets knighted 07/07/13 11:58:25	6

	A new design from Bradley Twiggins and Larch Armstrong 06/07/13 9:29:25	6

	George Lucas prays for inspiration after the prototype R2D2 fails to impress. 08/02/13 10:42:42	6

	Shed of heaven. 05/11/12 10:28:10	1 6

	"NO... I said Alfredo Garcia !" 17/09/12 12:19:17	4 6

	Cara Loft - Room Trader 29/06/12 20:04:36	6

	The world's smallest mosque. 04/05/12 20:33:14	1 6

	"So does this mean I haven't passed my test?" 23/04/12 14:25:39	6

	As a devout Buddhist she was happy with what her two timing bastard of a husband and sister had come back as. 21/04/12 19:20:58	6

	"It's good night from her..." "And it's good night from them" 19/04/12 14:13:13	1 6

	Does this mean we're engaged? 11/04/12 10:16:39	6

	We were just watching the Tour De France when this cyclist went by having his colostomy bag changed. 17/03/12 18:02:14	2 6

	Broke Bark Mounting. 22/02/12 11:22:40	6

	And now the time had come, and she must face, her vinyl curtain... 19/02/12 17:03:36	6

	"When I said give one last big push...." 09/01/12 11:05:27	6

	clever Call for 'The Bleach Boys'. 22/09/24 11:06:28	6

	lol Snowy was biding his time, but Blacky had opted to disguise himself as a poorly fitting wig and was going for the smother technique. 03/09/15 8:07:01	6

	He's the designated diver. 26/08/15 18:40:03	6

	It 's no good hiding in there, we know you shot Cecil the lion..." 29/07/15 7:39:26	6

	Quick! It's coming, get a match! 22/07/15 12:06:56	6

	We're never going to get anywhere if you keep making me stop at every lampost. 20/07/15 19:22:32	6

	"Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?" 08/07/15 22:06:45	6

	"Sod off, sod off, sod off, so off, so doff your hat I pray". 07/07/15 18:04:55	2 6
"Up you, up you, u pyou, a pu, a puritan am I." --D C
	No... You wind YOUR neck in! 23/06/15 9:15:42	6

	Just when he thought there couldn't be anything worse than 'The Cone of Shame'. 17/06/15 19:20:39	6

	Fringe festival. 09/04/15 7:28:02	6

	First Great Western is providing a normal Easter ghost service. 03/04/15 10:34:20	6

	Lazy-boy 03/03/15 21:03:23	6

	Lois Lane refused to pick up Superman from work, she wasn't having any of his crap tonight. Tue 7:10:19	1 5

	(IN HUSHED DAVID ATTENBOROUGH TONES). "The male of the sepcies attempts to woo his mate with a series of wails and groans..." 10/10/24 7:25:35	5

	Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be... 27/09/24 12:40:55	5

	A bad day at the Catnip Rehab centre. 20/07/15 7:45:49	5

	"Can't you read the sign? NO TONY HAWK-ERS!" 28/06/15 10:49:21	5

	That's the last time I try internet dating! 01/04/15 8:53:08	1 5
That's great --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Just taking my pet dolphin for a swim. 26/03/15 9:23:59	5

	I can see her ripples! 20/03/15 13:58:09	1 5
Well it looks cold enough.. --Mike Dee
	If it's brocked, you better find a prunger! 17/03/15 13:59:37	5

	Guy Fawlk-ed. 17/02/15 9:03:42	5

	Nous sommes right Charlies! 31/01/15 21:29:09	5

	"One hundred and eighty!" 18/01/15 21:40:14	1 5
This is so silly I just had to give it a vote. --John Glover
	Skid Lowe. 28/12/14 12:27:38	5

	Game of Bones 21/10/14 19:45:29	5

	The Thin Who Line. 09/07/13 19:45:06	5

	The company that makes Russian Dolls goes into car production. 10/02/13 10:40:01	1 5

	Plantation, Plantation, Plantation. 09/02/13 12:04:00	5

	Brief Hen -counter 05/02/13 10:01:55	5

	Since the death of Rod Hull Emu has been searching for a new partner. 05/02/13 10:01:23	5

	"Get up, the sooner we get in to see The Wizard of Oz, the sooner I get my celibacy back, and you get a new liver!" 28/01/13 20:56:30	1 5
...and not a word about what happened between us last night ! --Spud Gunn
	He's just playing Devil's Advokat 28/01/13 10:40:09	2 5
Just 'Devil's Advokat' would work for me :) --Michael Winner
	Dad had his own way of turning on the christmas tree lights. 07/01/13 9:12:59	5

	Bishop Brennan gets his revenge! "Don't call me Len!" 14/09/12 9:49:10	5

	Another prick in the wall. 07/09/12 11:08:01	5

	He always had a wild streak. 06/07/12 10:32:44	5

	No street thread. 01/06/12 10:48:24	5

	"A burger please" "With relish" "A Buuuurrrggggeeeerrrr, pplleeaassee!!!!" 12/05/12 20:34:24	5

	Stairway to Devon. 06/05/12 10:01:39	5

	Penalty, for a nasty tackle in the box. 01/05/12 19:39:03	5

	Thug-rats. 27/04/12 10:45:37	5

	"Ah, Mr Mercury, here are the two devils Beelzebub has put aside for you". 20/04/12 11:23:18	1 5

	"It's Zaphod Beeblebrox, can he have his hair back?" 31/03/12 10:14:40	5

	You make ONE mistake at Crufts and no one lets you forget it! 27/03/12 11:49:36	5

	The easiest Where's Wally ever! 23/03/12 20:34:57	5

	And I'm telling you if we go out there we could end up in hot water and get our heads smashed in! 26/02/12 20:25:04	5

	Dastardly and Mutley would go to any lengths to catch that pigeon. 25/02/12 13:17:30	5

	"Number 2, Rover is returning two prisoners to The Village." 09/02/12 20:43:30	2 5

	Susan finally managed to squeeze into her new dress, but that night she dreamt she was a giant tube of toothpaste. 16/01/12 20:10:25	5

	Louis Spence's cat, Tiddles was signalling he was hungry through the medium of interpretive dance. 14/01/12 11:31:42	5

	Easy Jet launches it’s home shopping delivery service 10/01/12 11:18:20	5

	As she lay in the sun Mrs. Worrall Thompson couldn't help wondering where Antony had got to with that cheese. 09/01/12 20:59:01	5

	Things were going from bad to Norse. 27/12/11 12:01:32	5

	Melania would only allow Jeffrey Epstein in the photograph under one condition... 05/10/24 11:18:52	4

	Next time you change the duvet cover! 28/09/24 8:56:45	4

	"Krankie, my dear, I don't give a damn!" 21/09/24 14:09:40	4

	You should see her Lego-warmers! 17/09/24 7:02:22	4

	They always got a big hand on their entrance. 08/09/24 19:22:26	4

	Throne of games 08/08/15 20:31:17	4

	Tacc-y Races, starring Dip Darstardly 07/07/15 3:56:05	4

	Small arms fire 01/07/15 17:59:56	4

	That's the last time he calls Angela Merkel a witch! 29/06/15 8:54:05	4

	Slipped Disc. 11/03/15 22:12:30	4

	Tweety did see a puddy tat! 28/12/14 21:11:56	4

	Casting call for the John Lewis Christmas Advert. 17/11/14 9:13:23	4

	Hy-un-dri. 06/11/14 9:20:14	4

	"Of course I'll fill in your census, but first I must buy a bottle of nice chianti." 23/11/13 21:38:53	4

	Give 'em a smile and they take a Grinch. 16/10/13 13:28:18	4

	It's not true about Red Bull then... 29/08/13 10:20:10	4

	To Russia with Gove 10/07/13 11:29:03	4

	"Hello... It's Arthur... I'm caught between the moon and New York City again..." 08/07/13 12:35:36	4

	The full extent of the damage to Contstable's Hay Wain was beginning to show. 08/07/13 5:19:17	4

	Charles Saatchi prepares for his divorce hearing. 07/07/13 11:59:35	4

	Dolphins finally manage to train humans to do tricks. 14/03/13 12:50:30	4

	They are looking for a baby sita. 07/02/13 11:35:01	4

	The "Call The Midwife" Comic Relief special. 06/02/13 21:48:48	4

	lol The Masons introduce a swimming test at the initiation ceremony. 30/01/13 20:27:13	4

	The doctor told him his BP was low... what a dipstick! 24/01/13 12:37:49	4

	You can't lead a horse to Tescos 23/01/13 12:19:57	4

	Janet Street-Fighter. 16/01/13 12:56:52	4

	creative "How many roads is it now Bob? Can you call me a man yet?" 15/01/13 12:39:00	4

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Or swap vestments for intestines. wink

Guideaux

24/11/13
8:14pm

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Warning: Your vestments may go down as well as up. [Ian Searle]

This is so silly I just had to give it a vote.

John Glover

19/01/15
8:34pm

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"One hundred and eighty!" [Ian Searle]

Well it looks cold enough..

Mike Dee

21/03/15
2:39pm

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I can see her ripples! [Ian Searle]

That's great

Bad Boy Dennis.

01/04/15
2:27pm

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That's the last time I try internet dating! [Ian Searle]

One of my favourite Two Ronnies musical numbers.

Tracy Davidson

08/07/15
7:01am

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"Sod off, sod off, sod off, so off, so doff your hat I pray". [Ian Searle]

"Up you, up you, u pyou, a pu, a puritan am I."

D C

08/07/15
10:40am

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"Sod off, sod off, sod off, so off, so doff your hat I pray". [Ian Searle]

"Challenge accepted," said Tim Canterbury.

Crunchy Chords

05/09/24
7:34pm

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HR said, "Nobody is going to steal this one!" [Ian Searle]

'Nuts in May' - my favourite Mike Leigh play, starring a young Alison Steadman. Must've seen it at least thirty times.

Karyn Harrison

10/10/24
9:20am

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For God's sake Keith, just take Candice Marie to the bloody zoo! (If you know, you know... somebody must be as old as me!) [Ian Searle]

Only having flippers I forgive you for hitting the m when you wanted to type the n in wrong.

[anon]

14/10/24
8:49am

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Kenneth Williams Penguin: "Ere... My stars said this would be our lucky day". Tony Hancock Penguin: "If we keep going up like this, you'l be able to tell'm they're wromg won't you!" [Ian Searle]

Lois Lane's intention was to leave Superman but it appears she can only do it so far passive aggressively.

I'm sure armed with kryptonite she might have a much better chance.

I feel for you Lois, this is in no way spousal abuse 😉

There's no way it can be. Superman's a fictional character that you created in your mind. You needed someone to complain about as a coping mechanism for all those little frustrations you never dealt with.

It keeps Superman down trodden and also the reason he doesn't fly away from the bus stop, you won't will it. You can't have Superman being able to fly! He might leave you!

In your mind clipping his wings means that you will always be there for him to rely on...forever and ever and ever and ever.

It must be true love 😂

Glyn Evans

Tuesday
11:17am

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Lois Lane refused to pick up Superman from work, she wasn't having any of his crap tonight. [Ian Searle]

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