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	Some how Rhona Mc Donald never caught on... 15/11/13 12:48:17	7

	Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... 27/06/13 8:29:05	7

	creative Another season, another reason, for manakin' wookie. 18/06/13 21:49:43	7

	The work of a Human-Traffic Warden. 31/01/13 11:11:56	7

	Castro GTX 01/07/12 19:33:34	7

	So this is what it's like thinking outside of the box! 22/06/12 10:08:46	7

	He spotted a gap in the market and tried to fill it. 27/05/12 19:27:41	7

	"Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be...." 11/05/12 10:31:32	7

	Now Mr. Lansley... about these reforms... 17/03/12 21:14:33	1 7

	"Take me with you... I can see very well..." 03/03/12 11:47:17	3 7

	"Tell me Terry, Where can you park this?" "Anywhere I like!" 20/01/12 14:19:44	7

	That was the last time she offered to squeeze a zit for a clown. 08/01/12 12:16:53	7

	Mick Hucknell was beginning to regret getting dreadlocks. 05/02/14 11:22:04	6

	Problems with the new HS2 have meant there have had to be some cutbacks... including toilets, a roof, and track. 24/11/13 10:40:01	6

	R2D2's parents on Long Lost Families 01/09/13 19:53:47	2 6
They were only his 4 star parents. --Lucky Elperro
	Sandy Richardson in Croc-roads. 01/09/13 9:57:33	6

	Call the SWAT Team. 19/07/13 11:13:09	6

	Trying to find china shop can be difficult. 12/07/13 11:17:25	6

	Dave Allen gets knighted 07/07/13 11:58:25	6

	A new design from Bradley Twiggins and Larch Armstrong 06/07/13 9:29:25	6

	George Lucas prays for inspiration after the prototype R2D2 fails to impress. 08/02/13 10:42:42	6

	Shed of heaven. 05/11/12 10:28:10	1 6

	"NO... I said Alfredo Garcia !" 17/09/12 12:19:17	4 6

	Cara Loft - Room Trader 29/06/12 20:04:36	6

	The world's smallest mosque. 04/05/12 20:33:14	1 6

	"So does this mean I haven't passed my test?" 23/04/12 14:25:39	6

	As a devout Buddhist she was happy with what her two timing bastard of a husband and sister had come back as. 21/04/12 19:20:58	6

	"It's good night from her..." "And it's good night from them" 19/04/12 14:13:13	1 6

	Does this mean we're engaged? 11/04/12 10:16:39	6

	We were just watching the Tour De France when this cyclist went by having his colostomy bag changed. 17/03/12 18:02:14	2 6

	Broke Bark Mounting. 22/02/12 11:22:40	6

	And now the time had come, and she must face, her vinyl curtain... 19/02/12 17:03:36	6

	"When I said give one last big push...." 09/01/12 11:05:27	6

	creative Emergency exits are located, at the back, over then wings, and down the plug hole in the toilet sink..." 17/12/24 12:48:47	6

	creative “Dick Van Dyke’s 99th birthday and no invite”. 12/12/24 12:24:48	6

	Trip advisor says this restaurant has no atmosphere" 10/12/24 14:04:52	6

	"I told you! This is what happens if you take on three shredded wheat". 27/11/24 12:02:13	6

	clever Call for 'The Bleach Boys'. 22/09/24 11:06:28	6

	lol Snowy was biding his time, but Blacky had opted to disguise himself as a poorly fitting wig and was going for the smother technique. 03/09/15 8:07:01	6

	He's the designated diver. 26/08/15 18:40:03	6

	It 's no good hiding in there, we know you shot Cecil the lion..." 29/07/15 7:39:26	6

	Quick! It's coming, get a match! 22/07/15 12:06:56	6

	We're never going to get anywhere if you keep making me stop at every lampost. 20/07/15 19:22:32	6

	"Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?" 08/07/15 22:06:45	6

	"Sod off, sod off, sod off, so off, so doff your hat I pray". 07/07/15 18:04:55	2 6
"Up you, up you, u pyou, a pu, a puritan am I." --D C
	No... You wind YOUR neck in! 23/06/15 9:15:42	6

	Just when he thought there couldn't be anything worse than 'The Cone of Shame'. 17/06/15 19:20:39	6

	Fringe festival. 09/04/15 7:28:02	6

	First Great Western is providing a normal Easter ghost service. 03/04/15 10:34:20	6

	Lazy-boy 03/03/15 21:03:23	6

	"I don't need a wet suit... Every suit I wear is wet in the end." 13/12/24 8:10:13	5

	Arteries for art sake. 11/12/24 20:28:24, edited: 11/12/24 20:29:13	5

	The entrance to the Viagra factory, the exit is much more difficult. 19/11/24 22:13:19	5

	Total eclipse of the bun. 07/11/24 10:09:22	5

	The kitchen was operating with a skeleton staff. 05/11/24 8:40:52	5

	The value of magic beans had plummeted recently. 29/10/24 22:00:40	5

	Wherever he went, Simon made a monumental fool of himself. 25/10/24 5:43:05, edited: 25/10/24 10:12:18	5

	Lois Lane refused to pick up Superman from work, she wasn't having any of his crap tonight. 22/10/24 7:10:19	1 5

	(IN HUSHED DAVID ATTENBOROUGH TONES). "The male of the sepcies attempts to woo his mate with a series of wails and groans..." 10/10/24 7:25:35	5

	Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be... 27/09/24 12:40:55	5

	A bad day at the Catnip Rehab centre. 20/07/15 7:45:49	5

	"Can't you read the sign? NO TONY HAWK-ERS!" 28/06/15 10:49:21	5

	That's the last time I try internet dating! 01/04/15 8:53:08	1 5
That's great --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Just taking my pet dolphin for a swim. 26/03/15 9:23:59	5

	I can see her ripples! 20/03/15 13:58:09	1 5
Well it looks cold enough.. --Mike Dee
	If it's brocked, you better find a prunger! 17/03/15 13:59:37	5

	Guy Fawlk-ed. 17/02/15 9:03:42	5

	Nous sommes right Charlies! 31/01/15 21:29:09	5

	"One hundred and eighty!" 18/01/15 21:40:14	1 5
This is so silly I just had to give it a vote. --John Glover
	Skid Lowe. 28/12/14 12:27:38	5

	Game of Bones 21/10/14 19:45:29	5

	The Thin Who Line. 09/07/13 19:45:06	5

	The company that makes Russian Dolls goes into car production. 10/02/13 10:40:01	1 5

	Plantation, Plantation, Plantation. 09/02/13 12:04:00	5

	Brief Hen -counter 05/02/13 10:01:55	5

	Since the death of Rod Hull Emu has been searching for a new partner. 05/02/13 10:01:23	5

	"Get up, the sooner we get in to see The Wizard of Oz, the sooner I get my celibacy back, and you get a new liver!" 28/01/13 20:56:30	1 5
...and not a word about what happened between us last night ! --Spud Gunn
	He's just playing Devil's Advokat 28/01/13 10:40:09	2 5
Just 'Devil's Advokat' would work for me :) --Michael Winner
	Dad had his own way of turning on the christmas tree lights. 07/01/13 9:12:59	5

	Bishop Brennan gets his revenge! "Don't call me Len!" 14/09/12 9:49:10	5

	Another prick in the wall. 07/09/12 11:08:01	5

	He always had a wild streak. 06/07/12 10:32:44	5

	No street thread. 01/06/12 10:48:24	5

	"A burger please" "With relish" "A Buuuurrrggggeeeerrrr, pplleeaassee!!!!" 12/05/12 20:34:24	5

	Stairway to Devon. 06/05/12 10:01:39	5

	Penalty, for a nasty tackle in the box. 01/05/12 19:39:03	5

	Thug-rats. 27/04/12 10:45:37	5

	"Ah, Mr Mercury, here are the two devils Beelzebub has put aside for you". 20/04/12 11:23:18	1 5

	"It's Zaphod Beeblebrox, can he have his hair back?" 31/03/12 10:14:40	5

	You make ONE mistake at Crufts and no one lets you forget it! 27/03/12 11:49:36	5

	The easiest Where's Wally ever! 23/03/12 20:34:57	5

	And I'm telling you if we go out there we could end up in hot water and get our heads smashed in! 26/02/12 20:25:04	5

	Dastardly and Mutley would go to any lengths to catch that pigeon. 25/02/12 13:17:30	5

	"Number 2, Rover is returning two prisoners to The Village." 09/02/12 20:43:30	2 5

	Susan finally managed to squeeze into her new dress, but that night she dreamt she was a giant tube of toothpaste. 16/01/12 20:10:25	5

	Louis Spence's cat, Tiddles was signalling he was hungry through the medium of interpretive dance. 14/01/12 11:31:42	5

	Easy Jet launches it’s home shopping delivery service 10/01/12 11:18:20	5

	As she lay in the sun Mrs. Worrall Thompson couldn't help wondering where Antony had got to with that cheese. 09/01/12 20:59:01	5

	Things were going from bad to Norse. 27/12/11 12:01:32	5

	"Which way to Optometry?" "Why?" "No eye deer" 09/02/25 11:59:11	4

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