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Mr. Toad Vote score: 1640Mr. Toad

It was usually easier to take the A4.

09/06/12 10:28:38

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Perfect. --D C
Ian Skelding Vote score: 14993Ian Skelding

"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox."

15/03/13 21:00:00

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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 25156Welsh Rarebit

"...but I hate my brothel."

03/03/16 20:15:26

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2432Steve Davies

As Dave celebrated his birthday a witch callously steals his car.

30/10/16 16:18:47

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Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx  --Andrea Hickling
Spud Gunn II Vote score: 535Spud Gunn II

Look who's torquing.

19/10/15 11:06:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 25156Welsh Rarebit

Cinq Hole

31/03/16 7:00:10

 5
Best of the week. --John Glover
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

The son shines out of his arse

14/10/15 19:08:22

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 25156Cath Jones

Today is arm assist day.

11/11/14 12:00:06

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Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5103Tosser Wivlov

Nice legs, shame about the faith.

12/02/13 12:46:36

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either.

05/01/13 10:58:11

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D C Vote score: 2546D C

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Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.

09/07/12 19:00:21

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John Llamas Vote score: 16162John Llamas

Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose.

01/12/16 8:34:50

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Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 25156Welsh Rarebit

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Toed in the hole

16/07/16 7:00:10

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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
Cath Jones Vote score: 25156Cath Jones

Full Petal Jacket.

03/11/15 20:37:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 14993Ian Skelding

It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial.

03/09/15 19:00:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 10991Mark England

Step, Toe & Sun

12/03/14 12:37:33

 
Smuldo Vote score: 8424Smuldo

♫ They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...♫

16/01/13 20:00:51

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Mark England Vote score: 10991Mark England

Carol wished a double decker would come...and a Mars Bar, a Twix, a Bounty and a box of Terry's All Gold.

30/07/13 11:21:55

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July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
Tony Edwards Vote score: 22120Tony Edwards

"Get a tomb!"

13/06/13 19:17:39

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 25156Cath Jones

Wet knee Houston.

31/03/13 7:02:14

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Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5103Tosser Wivlov

They met each other on the web.

15/01/13 20:42:18

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies.

28/10/11 20:02:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4174Hercules Rockefeller

The Wizard of Lbs

28/06/14 19:01:15

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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
Smuldo Vote score: 8424Smuldo

The ArmStrong of the Law.

27/08/13 11:57:39

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That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis
Cath Jones Vote score: 25156Cath Jones

Barbara has a highly infectious laugh.

03/05/13 19:07:31

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly.

07/02/13 12:08:07

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or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov
Pete  Vote score: 13597Pete

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Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas.

14/09/12 8:00:35

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I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous. --Tommy FlashBangWallop
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1640Mr. Toad

The only gay in the pillage.

30/06/12 19:17:18

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 14993Ian Skelding

Beach coma

03/10/11 10:00:16

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 22120Tony Edwards

The proof is in the pudding.

29/03/16 21:03:44

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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3571Lucky Elperro

I may have Parkinsons, but I can eat my own ice cream thank you very much.

07/09/15 11:18:26

 3
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2602Kenny Ireland

Bureaucat.

15/06/15 19:18:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17351Michael Winner

It was several weeks before his landlady realised he'd left without paying.

29/12/14 20:12:10

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The following is not a joke; it's a compliment: If you show this image to a thousand people, 950 would just scratch their heads, 49 would make SOME sense out of it...and one, maybe just ONE would be funny. Congratulations! Nice caption, which is ... --Greg Curtis
Mark England Vote score: 10991Mark England

Pros and Cons

21/10/16 11:54:20

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 25156Cath Jones

Prick Teas

17/10/15 19:00:07

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 25156Cath Jones

My Big Fat Tipsy Wedding.

02/08/15 20:09:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 22120Tony Edwards

Boltergeists.

15/10/14 7:31:28

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 792Helen Llamas

Swiss Army Wife.

20/04/14 19:24:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17351Michael Winner

A mass grave of unknown snowmen.

05/02/14 8:00:09

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Fitting old jokes to captions isn't what I would do personally but each to their own, there's a big difference between getting inspiration from an old joke and then adapting it and citing an old gag word for word. A nod to the original is good f... --Shandonbelle
C CaMel Vote score: 1219C CaMel

Feeling cannelloni?

12/11/12 12:07:39

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

The new Paralympic torch.

02/09/12 11:03:49

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 25156Cath Jones

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Grillers in the mist.

07/08/12 11:27:04

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Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Hitch-hiker killed in freak accident

07/06/12 10:14:26

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Lyarna Manley Vote score: 558Lyarna Manley

Cliff was holding the fort.

15/05/12 10:22:15

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Burkha King

12/05/12 19:00:21

 
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 2869Pablo Cabello

The riding's on the wall.

05/05/12 19:00:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17351Michael Winner

"Permission to speak, Captain Mainwaring sir..."

24/03/14 20:00:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4080Glyn Evans

Marital Arts

10/01/14 12:00:12

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Or "Marital Kombat" :-) --Oli Blackwell
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Two Popes elected in Staffordshire

25/08/13 19:51:41

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I keep chuckling at this one. --Dan Dan
Gayna Dee Vote score: 1930Gayna Dee

See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck

12/04/13 7:30:37

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Genius. --Michael Monkhouse
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