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Mr. Toad Vote score: 1643Mr. Toad

It was usually easier to take the A4.

09/06/12 11:28:38

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Perfect. --D C
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17031Ian Skelding

"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox."

15/03/13 21:00:00

 9
Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28224Welsh Rarebit

"...but I hate my brothel."

03/03/16 20:15:26

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9505Smuldo

£50
WINNER

K. FC.

11/01/17 20:01:12

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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo
Steve Davies Vote score: 2432Steve Davies

As Dave celebrated his birthday a witch callously steals his car.

30/10/16 16:18:47

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Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx  --Andrea Hickling
Spud Gunn II Vote score: 535Spud Gunn II

Look who's torquing.

19/10/15 12:06:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28224Welsh Rarebit

Cinq Hole

31/03/16 8:00:10

 5
Best of the week. --John Glover
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

The son shines out of his arse

14/10/15 20:08:22

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 28224Cath Jones

Today is arm assist day.

11/11/14 12:00:06

 5
Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5114Tosser Wivlov

Nice legs, shame about the faith.

12/02/13 12:46:36

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either.

05/01/13 10:58:11

 2
D C Vote score: 2669D C

£100
WINNER

Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.

09/07/12 20:00:21

 23
John Llamas Vote score: 17932John Llamas

Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose.

01/12/16 8:34:50

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Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28224Welsh Rarebit

£100
WINNER

Toed in the hole

16/07/16 8:00:10

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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
Cath Jones Vote score: 28224Cath Jones

Full Petal Jacket.

03/11/15 20:37:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17031Ian Skelding

It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial.

03/09/15 20:00:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 12590Mark England

Step, Toe & Sun

12/03/14 12:37:33

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9505Smuldo

♫ They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...♫

16/01/13 20:00:51

 6
Mark England Vote score: 12590Mark England

Carol wished a double decker would come...and a Mars Bar, a Twix, a Bounty and a box of Terry's All Gold.

30/07/13 12:21:55

 3
July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24427Tony Edwards

"Get a tomb!"

13/06/13 20:17:39

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 28224Cath Jones

Wet knee Houston.

31/03/13 8:02:14

 2
Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5114Tosser Wivlov

They met each other on the web.

15/01/13 20:42:18

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies.

28/10/11 21:02:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4426Hercules Rockefeller

The Wizard of Lbs

28/06/14 20:01:15

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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
Smuldo Vote score: 9505Smuldo

The ArmStrong of the Law.

27/08/13 12:57:39

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That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis
Cath Jones Vote score: 28224Cath Jones

Barbara has a highly infectious laugh.

03/05/13 20:07:31

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly.

07/02/13 12:08:07

 5
or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov
Pete  Vote score: 15953Pete

£100
WINNER

Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas.

14/09/12 9:00:35

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I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous. --Tommy FlashBangWallop
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1643Mr. Toad

The only gay in the pillage.

30/06/12 20:17:18

 1
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17031Ian Skelding

Beach coma

03/10/11 11:00:16

 1
William Kay Vote score: 1039William Kay

It was definitely a no fly zone.

20/01/17 12:40:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24427Tony Edwards

The proof is in the pudding.

29/03/16 22:03:44

 1
After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3571Lucky Elperro

I may have Parkinsons, but I can eat my own ice cream thank you very much.

07/09/15 12:18:26

 3
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3141Kenny Ireland

Bureaucat.

15/06/15 20:18:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19144Michael Winner

It was several weeks before his landlady realised he'd left without paying.

29/12/14 20:12:10

 2
The following is not a joke; it's a compliment: If you show this image to a thousand people, 950 would just scratch their heads, 49 would make SOME sense out of it...and one, maybe just ONE would be funny. Congratulations! Nice caption, which is ... --Greg Curtis
Smuldo Vote score: 9505Smuldo

"What the f*ck is PPI...?"

09/10/17 20:28:10

 7
Okay anon, here goes. Payment protection insurance (PPI), also known as credit insurance, credit protection insurance, or loan repayment insurance, is an insurance product that enables consumers to ensure repayment of credit if the borrower dies, ... --Troompa Loompa
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4152Pussy Galore

"Why are you leaving the job?"
"The doctor says I've got parking zones disease."

11/02/17 20:48:38

 1
Thank you for all the votes. That's my highest score to date. :)  --Pussy Galore
Mark England Vote score: 12590Mark England

Pros and Cons

21/10/16 12:54:20

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 28224Cath Jones

Prick Teas

17/10/15 20:00:07

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 28224Cath Jones

My Big Fat Tipsy Wedding.

02/08/15 21:09:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24427Tony Edwards

Boltergeists.

15/10/14 8:31:28

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 919Helen Llamas

Swiss Army Wife.

20/04/14 20:24:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19144Michael Winner

A mass grave of unknown snowmen.

05/02/14 8:00:09

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Fitting old jokes to captions isn't what I would do personally but each to their own, there's a big difference between getting inspiration from an old joke and then adapting it and citing an old gag word for word. A nod to the original is good f... --Shandonbelle
C CaMel Vote score: 2055C CaMel

Feeling cannelloni?

12/11/12 12:07:39

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

The new Paralympic torch.

02/09/12 12:03:49

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 28224Cath Jones

£100
WINNER

Grillers in the mist.

07/08/12 12:27:04

 15
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Hitch-hiker killed in freak accident

07/06/12 11:14:26

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Lyarna Manley Vote score: 558Lyarna Manley

Cliff was holding the fort.

15/05/12 11:22:15

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Burkha King

12/05/12 20:00:21

 
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 2869Pablo Cabello

The riding's on the wall.

05/05/12 20:00:09

 
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