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Mr. Toad Vote score: 1582Mr. Toad

It was usually easier to take the A4.

09/06/12 11:28:38

 3
Perfect. --D C
Ian Skelding Vote score: 8913Ian Skelding

"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox."

15/03/13 21:00:00

 9
Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 3732Tosser Wivlov

Nice legs, shame about the faith.

12/02/13 12:46:36

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either.

05/01/13 10:58:11

 2
D C Vote score: 1625D C

£100
WINNER

Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.

09/07/12 20:00:21

 23
Mark England Vote score: 7569Mark England

Step, Toe & Sun

12/03/14 12:37:33

 
Smuldo Vote score: 6767Smuldo

♫ They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...♫

16/01/13 20:00:51

 6
Chris Brooks Vote score: 8530Chris Brooks

"I must be the luckiest lady alive, I was booked on flight MH370 but decided to come on this safari instead."

23/03/14 12:14:49

 1
Ha ha, gave you a LOL vote but it did not register, sorry but you're 2 votes short --Zac Kramer
Mark England Vote score: 7569Mark England

Carol wished a double decker would come...and a Mars Bar, a Twix, a Bounty and a box of Terry's All Gold.

30/07/13 12:21:55

 3
July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
Tony Edwards Vote score: 11992Tony Edwards

"Get a tomb!"

13/06/13 20:17:39

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 13539Cath Jones

Wet knee Houston.

31/03/13 8:02:14

 2
Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 3732Tosser Wivlov

They met each other on the web.

15/01/13 20:42:18

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies.

28/10/11 21:02:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 3113Hercules Rockefeller

The Wizard of Lbs

28/06/14 20:01:15

 7
Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
Smuldo Vote score: 6767Smuldo

The ArmStrong of the Law.

27/08/13 12:57:39

 8
That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis
Cath Jones Vote score: 13539Cath Jones

Barbara has a highly infectious laugh.

03/05/13 20:07:31

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5464Dan Dan

After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly.

07/02/13 12:08:07

 5
or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov
Pete  Vote score: 9484Pete

£100
WINNER

Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas.

14/09/12 9:00:35

 10
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1582Mr. Toad

The only gay in the pillage.

30/06/12 20:17:18

 1
Ian Skelding Vote score: 8913Ian Skelding

Beach coma

03/10/11 11:00:16

 1
Helen Llamas Vote score: 615Helen Llamas

Swiss Army Wife.

20/04/14 20:24:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 11390Michael Winner

A mass grave of unknown snowmen.

05/02/14 8:00:09

 6
Fitting old jokes to captions isn't what I would do personally but each to their own, there's a big difference between getting inspiration from an old joke and then adapting it and citing an old gag word for word. A nod to the original is good f... --Shandonbelle
C CaMel Vote score: 544C CaMel

Feeling cannelloni?

12/11/12 12:07:39

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5464Dan Dan

The new Paralympic torch.

02/09/12 12:03:49

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 13539Cath Jones

£100
WINNER

Grillers in the mist.

07/08/12 12:27:04

 15
Chris Brooks Vote score: 8530Chris Brooks

Hawaii Fido.

07/08/12 11:07:52

 9
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4485Gordon Bannerman

Hitch-hiker killed in freak accident

07/06/12 11:14:26

 7
Lyarna Manley Vote score: 558Lyarna Manley

Cliff was holding the fort.

15/05/12 11:22:15

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Burkha King

12/05/12 20:00:21

 
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 2867Pablo Cabello

The riding's on the wall.

05/05/12 20:00:09

 
Chris Brooks Vote score: 8530Chris Brooks

After 8 years service the police believe it was time for Trudie to retire from the drug squad.

31/03/14 12:13:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 11390Michael Winner

"Permission to speak, Captain Mainwaring sir..."

24/03/14 20:00:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 2409Glyn Evans

Marital Arts

10/01/14 12:00:12

 1
Or "Marital Kombat" :-) --Oli Blackwell
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4485Gordon Bannerman

Two Popes elected in Staffordshire

25/08/13 20:51:41

 1
I keep chuckling at this one. --Dan Dan
Gayna Dee Vote score: 972Gayna Dee

See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck

12/04/13 8:30:37

 2
Genius. --Michael Monkhouse
John  Glover Vote score: 7799John Glover

"So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?"

18/02/13 12:15:46

 1
This is cracking :-) --Chris Beach
Dan Dan Vote score: 5464Dan Dan

Spagyetti.

12/11/12 12:00:09

 3
Pete  Vote score: 9484Pete

"Think in...think out."

09/11/12 8:13:13

 2
Mark England Vote score: 7569Mark England

Bruised Wayne

18/09/12 20:10:56

 
F Mackay Vote score: 11102F Mackay

♬ Relieving on a jet plane. ♬

24/08/12 12:02:19

 
Chris Brooks Vote score: 8530Chris Brooks

Screen Saviour.

07/07/12 20:53:13

 3
John  Glover Vote score: 7799John Glover

"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!"

06/07/12 11:11:12

 2
Dave Devine Vote score: 1722Dave Devine

Radio waves

24/06/12 11:00:11

 
Christopher Harris Vote score: 155Christopher Harris

Puzzled look!

23/06/12 20:00:30

 1
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3001Paul Woolley

Bust Stop

08/06/12 20:00:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 9484Pete

Men like him should be put behind bras.

16/05/12 11:03:56

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1582Mr. Toad

This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile.

02/05/12 20:00:49

 1
F Mackay Vote score: 11102F Mackay

"I've got 10,000 twitter followers."

16/03/12 11:06:48

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

Trying to make N's meet.

27/10/11 11:17:46

 2
Pete  Vote score: 9484Pete

Who ate all the flies?

15/08/14 9:44:18

 
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