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John Llamas

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Ales of the Unexpected

18/09/12 8:17:42

Water Raleigh and Francis Drake

11/08/12 11:01:06

creative x3

Teaching an Ostrich to ride a motorbike was always going to prove difficult

04/01/13 12:17:10

lol

"Was there anything else you wanted, besides decking on the porch?"

27/03/13 8:13:37

Well, it was at a knock down price. --Dan Dan

creative

Squatters move in after Tennant moves on

06/03/13 12:03:16

"Fred.........could you turn the serving machine down a touch?"

21/11/12 20:05:21

Plaquerazzi

04/11/12 8:22:33

£100
WINNER

Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date.

23/04/12 11:05:15

lol

"You here about the Jessops gift vouchers too?"

10/01/13 20:05:29

This is believed to pre-date the Ironing Age

30/10/12 20:05:12

Top Queer

20/07/12 20:09:55

Jack loved going for a ride with his 'half brother.'

23/04/12 20:24:43

Mick�s - in � bowl

22/04/12 20:00:33

ten-tickles

19/09/11 11:04:11

Am I only the one who thinks this is no better than below average??? --Grover D. Bluebottle IV

lol

"Ooh you are nautical.............but I like you"

09/05/13 8:36:29

Gnaw/tickle? --Ross Davidson

Those with a nut allergy.. look away now

06/06/12 20:18:31

"What's up Doc?"

18/02/13 12:01:36

"Soft Scoop Icecream my arse"

06/01/13 20:06:27

A near myth

22/08/12 12:06:19

Esther had no problems achieving her 'miserable little shit badge'

24/05/12 20:05:49

I came looking for Pluto not Uranus

20/03/12 20:21:01

Don't worry we'll stop pulling bits out once the buzzer sounds

17/03/12 20:01:44

Tell meow this happened.

18/12/11 22:14:57

He's from the Isle of Man

09/12/11 11:25:52

Warning...May contain nuts.

07/11/11 20:15:43

"Play your cards right and you may also have me for receiving swollen goods later."

03/04/13 12:33:50

Under a vest? --Isla gray

Eyefull Tower

01/12/12 20:07:04

Ground Coffee

15/09/12 8:17:27

Some of you may have noticed a slight increase in postage costs earlier in the year. This was to cover essential infrastructure updates.

08/08/12 21:35:22

Guinesstrone

25/06/12 20:15:25

They both refused to be suede

18/01/13 8:12:48

Voted Witch Magazine's best value vegetable stall

15/11/12 12:01:00

He's been like this since he was Bjorn

13/05/12 11:14:06

"House Arrest..........HA, I laugh at your house arrest"

22/04/12 11:15:54

Auto-Biography

19/03/12 20:12:12

Post Erectile Dysfunction

13/02/12 20:07:33

Mice Cubes

03/02/12 20:01:54

When Oliver said that he was kipping in Lucy's pad last night, no one believed him

22/03/13 20:30:58

03/02/13 8:58:48

14/01/13 20:04:12

15/12/12 12:00:42

22/11/12 20:18:26

After losing a fortune on poker.com Tony realised he had been playing a Cheetah

15/11/12 20:09:13

Time to Deathecate

06/11/12 8:17:37

"Watch the flock in road....Bitch"

19/10/12 20:23:43

Post Traumatic Stress

12/10/12 20:05:36

"I'll Bee back"

26/08/12 9:19:33

Jeremy was known for his wandering hands

05/06/12 20:18:27

Guess we can rule out a Swallow

19/05/12 21:20:59

Amour Plated Glass

08/05/12 20:13:51

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Gnaw/tickle?

Ross Davidson

09/05/13
10:40am

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"Ooh you are nautical.............but I like you" [John Llamas]

Sorry to be a grammar nazi, I wouldn't normally be so petty but this is so close to being a perfect caption that I had to say something. Just change 'it's' to 'its' and add a full stop after 'lesson', and it'll be absolutely bloody brilliant.

Michael Winner

18/04/13
8:20am

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Young Hans had heard tell of a beautiful Bavarian picnic and car park area famed for its dogging. He was about to learn a valuable life lesson. [John Llamas]

...or real pas?

Michael Winner

10/04/13
7:17pm

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Leather handbag - faux pas? [John Llamas]

Under a vest?

Isla gray

03/04/13
5:56pm

comment on caption:
"Play your cards right and you may also have me for receiving swollen goods later." [John Llamas]

Don't make any rash decisions...just slip on it.lol

Ron Allan

27/03/13
1:41pm

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It always took an Adder to work out the Fyffe a day [John Llamas]

It's nostalgic for me too. My father used to be a driver for Fyffes and then later had a fruit van so much of my childhood involved improvised games involving Fyffes boxes. Nostalgia wins the vote

(caption author)

27/03/13
1:21pm

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It always took an Adder to work out the Fyffe a day [John Llamas]

Well, that's a good question...if your gut feeling says change it then I reckon you should... (but beware I've found that sometimes with captions more can be less...if you get my drift)
...and this gives me an opportunity to wander down memory lane... I worked for Elders & Fyffes in the 1960's and used to get free bananas - golden days and balmy nights...zzzzzz

Tony Busby

27/03/13
1:04pm

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It always took an Adder to work out the Fyffe a day [John Llamas]

Ron, Tony....would it be better as Fyffe a day? did not want to change it with votes

(caption author)

27/03/13
12:45pm

comment on caption:
It always took an Adder to work out the Fyffe a day [John Llamas]

Well, it was at a knock down price.

Dan Dan

27/03/13
8:27am

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"Was there anything else you wanted, besides decking on the porch?" [John Llamas]

Reminds me of Cosmo Smallpiece "Come here you little wooly temptress, what I'll do with thee!" before the crook comes from just off camera to hook him off.

Neil Mackenzie

12/03/13
11:39am

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BEWARE:- Crooks operate in this area [John Llamas]

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