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	Coming Soon 20/10/23 20:00:58	27

	lol "The good news is we haven't replaced your job with extremely complex and sophisticated AI robotics" "And the bad news?" 17/11/23 20:14:43	24

	lol Canada has the world's highest wage for paper rounds. 20/12/23 20:15:27, edited: 21/12/23 15:09:50, suggested edits	22

	clever Mick Taylor regrets leaving the Rolling Stones. 01/10/23 12:04:45	22

	That magpie has 20 medals. Never seen battle. He just likes collecting shiny things. 17/11/23 12:07:00	20

	"The toilet is key to this. Otherwise, we'd have nothing to go on." 03/11/23 12:04:15	20

	I'm so hungry I could eat a lettuce. 13/02/24 20:18:07	19

	"I'm still adjusting to no longer working from home." 27/02/24 20:08:30	18

	When you ask a blonde on a train if she wants to hang out. 09/11/23 20:25:49	18

	The Choker 30/09/23 12:07:12	17

	"Now if we turn them over we might be able to see the artist's mark." 12/02/24 20:02:26	16

	"Contenderrrrs ready!?" 16/01/24 20:11:51	16

	"How does it feel to be so close to death?" "What are you talking about? I'm about a thousand feet from death." 20/11/23 20:21:25	16

	Has bins 31/10/23 8:02:23	16

	"Do they come in packs?" 28/09/23 20:06:52	16

	Alfridge Hitchcock 23/10/23 12:12:34	15

	It was a tough upbringing. I still have flushbacks. 15/09/23 20:02:12	15

	Pied Pooper 27/01/24 12:07:37	14

	The suspense is keeping him alive. 21/11/23 12:13:56	14

	"It's wrong on so many levels" 29/10/23 12:00:59	14

	"Ever wondered where oat milk comes from?" 26/10/23 20:01:00	1 14
Dressed to express. --Karyn Harrison
	Cannibal exclaims: "If those are real body parts, I'll eat my hat!" 04/10/23 12:05:59	14

	The human releases a jet of brown as a stink defence. 04/11/23 20:09:49	13

	Loved by cereal killers. 30/10/23 20:00:16	13

	Cereal killer 07/10/23 12:02:16	1 13

	It's growing on me. 25/09/23 12:00:20	13

	lol "Dave, can't you just admit this was a bad idea and pay the congestion charge." 14/09/23 12:31:42	13

	Madam, it's not just my ears I inherited from my father. 07/09/23 20:19:40, edited: 07/09/23 20:22:58	12

	creative clever 🎵 One Gooollllden Retriever Four Budgerigars Three Finches Two Cockatiels And a hamster with a paw flea 🎵 17/02/24 20:30:11	1 11
This made me laugh I dunno what it even means >:D --Karen McDonald
	Pornrows 08/01/24 8:03:42	11

	"Can it teleport a pear?" "No, only apples." 30/12/23 20:01:08	11

	"You should see my face when she hops on my organ." 14/11/23 20:31:45	11

	Chair-spray 16/10/23 20:10:58	11

	Disability benefits. 03/10/23 12:11:32	11

	Geoff Hearse 14/02/24 12:02:21	10

	A hard act to follow 20/10/23 20:08:24	10

	🎵 Why do birds suddenly have rears 🎵 17/10/23 20:32:29	10

	Lactoast 23/09/23 20:05:14	10

	clever The last time I saw something that was too hot to handle for a black smith, Chris Rock was hosting the Oscars. 13/01/24 20:14:42	9

	"How did you die Mr Ghost?" "Sewer side." 23/11/23 20:04:53	9

	"You're gonna let a skunk boss you around? You've got no balls." "And whose fault is that?" 21/11/23 20:04:18, edited: 21/11/23 20:13:01	9

	"We would have won the war too, if it wasn't for this medalling kid." 30/10/23 8:01:20, edited: 30/10/23 8:34:06	9

	Mare-maid 29/10/23 20:29:10	9

	"Not an issue for me. I live on the 6th floor but I couldn't even select the second with my genitalia." 29/10/23 12:03:19, edited: 29/10/23 23:49:36	1 9

	Wedding Splasher 29/09/23 20:21:07	9

	Shriek and Donkey 23/12/23 8:01:34	8

	sigh Now I know why they call him Dr. Dolittle. 14/12/23 20:25:36	8

	Make-A-Nightmare Foundation 24/10/23 12:10:01	8

	Family Tree 03/10/23 20:00:13	8

	Stalactights 23/09/23 12:31:34	8

	choc-a-block 09/02/24 20:01:28	7

	Ironically when I gave this to my wife for our anniversary, she had a meltdown. 01/11/23 20:06:07	7

	creative "Firstly, I resent being called a 'show-off'. Secondly, the fish I caught was this big..." 04/10/23 20:27:29	7

	creative You think the face drawn on the carrot is rubbish. But, then you see the efforts of those kids at Gorsey Bank Primary School. 12/01/24 12:07:13, edited: 12/01/24 12:09:16	1 6
I have to say you've thought outside the box and shall be rewarded... --Julia Kinsey
	Barkbeque 05/11/23 20:02:07, edited: 05/11/23 20:08:37	6

	I was the same when I first got my smart meter. 22/10/23 20:07:11	6

	Mus-turd gas 21/10/23 20:02:14	1 6

	"...crap! Not again. I've loaded the gun with coco pops." 07/10/23 12:26:28	6

	creative "Eugene loved to torment his family. He'd died in 2013." 06/10/23 21:03:48	5 6
Thank you Karyn I appreciate the generosity but I only needed the oneI've donated the rest back to you and I'll donate the one I've just used when I earn it 😉 --Glyn Evans
	"If you want to know who I think done it. I reckon it was Curiosity." 02/10/23 20:20:23	6

	A eunuch take on business. 02/10/23 12:08:14	6

	Step 1: Grow a penis. 02/10/23 12:03:55	6

	Homer Invasion 27/09/23 12:00:30	6

	Smart ass 07/09/23 20:02:39	6

	"Wow! It's even better than your drawing of Kate Winslet." 26/01/24 1:34:04	1 5

	🎵 I got no eyes, I got no nose I got no fingers, I got no toes.. 🎵 10/01/24 20:08:25	5

	Uranus de Milo 03/01/24 12:02:46	5

	"I haven't seen that much sh*t come out of a fox since Laurence appeared on Question Time." 31/10/23 20:17:11	5

	"We love this job. Sure, the salary isn't great. But, the tips are amazing." 31/10/23 9:08:13	5

	Wool War I 25/10/23 11:56:17	5

	Camo-khazi 21/10/23 20:05:39	5

	New Release 20/10/23 20:01:05	5

	Horse and carp 18/10/23 12:09:07	5

	Bite the bullet. 07/10/23 12:04:28	5

	clever Antiwaxxer 17/09/23 21:21:03	5

	clever The world before Isaac Newton. 17/09/23 20:24:17	5

	When you've got a Huw Edwards tattoo on your neck. 09/09/23 12:23:06	5

	“I fear not the man who has hidden in 10,000 toilets once, but I fear the man who has hidden in one toilet 10,000 times.” 01/03/24 20:22:03	4

	Nice to see him come out of his shell. 23/02/24 20:02:17	4

	His and hirsute 20/02/24 20:02:53	4

	"I'm Welsh and proud. These are pictures of my former partners. Let's count them together. 1, 2,..." 15/12/23 20:32:42	4

	"You said they could do whatever they want at 18." "Yes, years not months, Dave." 19/11/23 20:03:40, edited: 19/11/23 20:18:59	2 4
I preferred your previous caption which is what I voted for. --Al Overy
	Gone Gull 26/10/23 12:05:37	4

	Rest in pieces 25/10/23 12:17:13	4

	You see it so rarely that I'd almost forgot that idiom: "Purple sky at night, undertakers stand on jelly in delight." 23/10/23 21:01:40	4

	Deleted scene from Royal Marines recruitment ad. 21/10/23 20:01:46	4

	Who said the countryside isn't diverse? You can literally find every shade of fleece. 06/10/23 12:15:29	4

	What's more horrific is what goes in the sausage. 27/09/23 20:01:18, edited: 28/09/23 0:57:55	2 4
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a meat packer. --Peter Houle
	"We don't believe the customer's always right. Hence, the customers always left." 27/09/23 9:42:39, edited: 27/09/23 9:44:25	4

	Population estimates of owls in the UK ranges from 20 to 20 billion. 26/09/23 12:25:25, edited: 26/09/23 17:58:37	4

	Even more impressive when you learn there's three owls in the picture. 26/09/23 12:07:23, edited: 26/09/23 12:49:00	4

	From one of the biggest names in literature. 15/09/23 13:31:22	4

	She shells 11/09/23 10:00:39	4

	lol Itchy bits see teenie weenie grope the fella watch his hiney. 10/09/23 20:42:56, edited: 10/09/23 20:43:18	3 4
Oh leave it as it is! It made me laugh! I would've voted sooner but I can't keep up with all the entries these days! --Julia Kinsey
	At least it is not as crazy as your other book "How to Dispose of Dolphins Using Goldfish Techniques" 14/02/24 20:05:09	3

	"Aww... may I get a picture of you and your dad?" "That's not my dad." 09/01/24 20:15:33	3

	Kamikhazi 06/01/24 20:06:23	3

	Knight out on the tiles. 22/12/23 20:28:46	3

	When you can remember what the assailant wore, their height and what they were doing but forget to mention their weight; this is the police lineup you get. 12/12/23 20:05:26	3

	I ordered one size up but forgot it was log scale. 07/12/23 20:58:00	1 3

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When Dave ordered a few sticks of firewood, he wasn't aware that the seller, was Paul Bunyan.

[anon]

10/12/23
2:34am

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I ordered one size up but forgot it was log scale. [Brian Butterfield]

It's an easy mistake to make.

Scrijjy Doo

31/12/23
8:22pm

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When instead of a roofie you slip a pogo stick in her drink. [Brian Butterfield]

Either way, she'll be out within seconds.

Willie Johnson

01/01/24
4:58am

comment on caption:
When instead of a roofie you slip a pogo stick in her drink. [Brian Butterfield]

It looks like turd class to me.

[anon]

06/01/24
8:02pm

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For those of you that only travel first class, this is number two class. [Brian Butterfield]

Awful.

Karen McDonald

09/01/24
10:06am

comment on caption:
How does he smell? [Brian Butterfield]

Sorry cap auth, I hit return before making the change on the first suggested edit. After double checking the spelling, it turns out there's two 'p's as well. I wonder if there's a way to delete or edit an edit suggestion.

Willie Johnson

11/01/24
12:27am

comment on caption:
If Geppetto wished upon a SPAR [Brian Butterfield]

No apology needed. Thanks for the correction, Willie. I was way off. Though unfortunately I think my poor grasp on spelling may have been the funniest thing about this caption 😅

(caption author)

11/01/24
1:46am

comment on caption:
If Geppetto wished upon a SPAR [Brian Butterfield]

I have to say you've thought outside the box and shall be rewarded...