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52 There was no womb for it inside the shop.	69 Lust in Translation.	6 It was a strain looking after Harry Redknapp's tax returns.
0 Wee three Kings.	0 "Holmes, what is that door behind her?" "A lemon entry my dear Watson!"	1 If it rains cats and dogs then I swear I'm sitting out captioning it.
1 Kate Moth.	0 Gordon Ramsay opens new restaurant in Korea.	0 Running low on fuel, this was the last resort.
0 Tom sat waiting with baited breath.	0 Material girl.	0 Blood Vessel.
0 The fattest gun in the west.	0 Emma was trying to Kick the habit.	0 Please do not look at this photo if you are under 8, it's been rated PG. Ian Searle
1 Well did the earth move for you? John Llamas	0 "Picture over Leroy, now get back under the bonnet and do the talking stuff." John Glover	0 S & wich Shandonbelle
0 Chris Beach's To Do board John Llamas	1 Old Skull Reunion. Pablo Cabello	0 Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, and you don't know enough about baseball to finish the metaphor. Steve Fosbraey
0 Staff wanted for beach restaurant: must have experience of waiting on tables. Pablo Cabello	0 French Dressing Steve Fosbraey	0 I dont believe in any of that star sign rubbish But thats me, typical libra. Steve Fosbraey