Are you a member of the AA Sir.
Yes but I missed my session today.

10/07/12 20:08:08

£100
WINNER

Gok Wan convinces Sooty he can look good naked

25/10/12 20:00:15

lol creative x2

Rod Hull demonstrates how to casually walk past an Emu, before catching it unaware and sticking his arm up it's arse.

18/01/13 20:27:34

She always was full of herself.

05/07/12 20:00:56

It's that time of the month again.

18/04/12 20:00:54

Women

02/04/12 11:12:08

lol

It said on the Seed packet that they grew to two Feet.

05/05/13 13:53:47

After the Accident Santa was charged with Drink Driving.
He'd only had 91.8 million sherries.

14/03/13 12:00:12

creative

Barry couldn't start playing he was waiting for the Conductor.

05/03/13 13:51:09

Another small business has Folded.

06/10/12 20:09:10

How does he afford a car like that?
He must be peddling something

14/04/12 20:04:53

They were both arrested. One for getting his Organ out in Public and the other for Twiddling his Knob.

07/02/13 8:56:43

I can't think of a Punch line.

26/12/12 20:00:10

Available in Left and Right Hand Drive.

01/10/12 20:06:30

I wish she wouldn't do that, now I've got to think clean thoughts before I can get out of the water.

10/12/11 20:38:14

I'm going to Toss myself off.

22/11/12 12:03:18

One Sunbed, Twenty Germans.

02/05/12 21:40:44

A bit more Base

14/03/12 11:03:42

Look Sky Walker

25/02/12 11:00:32

An A? No! A O? No! An A? No! A O? No! The Teletubbies were useless at Hangman they only knew the letters A O.

Wed 8:15:48

Reincarnation

06/01/13 12:08:15

Mr Thompson wanted to take his half of the house with him after the Divorce.

03/11/12 20:03:07

Visitors before the sign was erected 0.
Visitors after sign was erected 0.

14/12/11 20:36:26

Americas number one and number two.

17/05/13 13:12:54

Vat is that Diving position called?
Don't tell him Pike!

14/03/13 8:20:26

He kept her at arms length, because she was descended from Convicts, and they'd already nicked his land.

02/03/13 22:17:21

She was only a Lumber Jacks Daughter, but I Fell for her.

15/01/13 9:06:43

He's a cross between a German Shepherd and a Springer Spaniel we call him a Jerry Springer.

07/09/12 20:20:59

Ladies and Gentlemen, Extinguished Guests please welcome...

09/08/12 11:48:25

Sesame street was brought to you today with the number 20 and the words minutes, late, again.

09/05/12 20:07:08

Hell's Belles

20/04/12 11:19:24

Being a Seaman he had to stick his Oar in

14/03/12 21:38:13

Your Caption Site needs You.

08/05/13 12:08:29

Babe magnet.

07/05/13 10:21:18

Do Not Wear Sticking Plasters Over Your Eyes When Handling Electricity or Chemicals!

13/03/13 8:36:40

Last of the Summer Sake.

03/02/13 12:10:44

Alan Partridge in a Fir Tree.

07/01/13 8:25:20

I knew we shouldn't have called her Ariel.

21/12/12 20:00:13

Silicon Valley

22/11/12 12:00:13

Jesus that computer’s out of the Ark.

07/07/12 20:00:16

Amanda Hold on

25/03/12 20:26:23

The Invisible Man was rudely awakened when the Chamber Maid stood on his Bollocks to open the Window.

21/12/11 11:19:35

Mummy this Balloon is following me!
No Darling it's static.
No Mummy when I move it moves

17/05/13 13:26:58

Editor:- Now this is the kind of Action Photo we want. Well done Paddy! Can you give some tips to your Fellow Photographers how to get shots like this?
Paddy:- Well it's easy really, I just walked into the middle of the Race Track and they just fell off in front of me.

12/04/13 13:12:29

Lets burn rubber!

14/03/13 20:00:12

Police are investigateing a robbery at the Ninja Store. No one saw or heard anything.

29/01/13 8:01:14

These are grown in an Electrical Field.

27/12/12 8:04:09

British Sea Captain trained not to leave his Post unlike Italian Sea Captains.

06/11/12 17:21:01

I didn't buy it, because I couldn't nail him down on the price.

20/10/12 20:14:02

He was a Crap Fisherman

11/04/12 11:11:05