creative x2

"So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?"

18/02/13 12:15:46

"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!"

06/07/12 11:11:12

Imad did some taxi driving on the side.

23/08/11 11:10:34

lol creative

Will Magda and Guri escape? watch next weeks exciting trailer!

12/03/13 12:15:43

lol x2

"Wow, what a massive fanny, fannyy fannnyyyy fannyyyyy."
"No need to go on about it Clive."
"I'm not, that's just the echo."

09/02/13 11:10:38

"Mum! Brian's up to sumping again."

24/01/13 12:18:25

A four gone conclusion.

23/03/13 12:44:59

"Another fine mesh you've got yourself into."

13/11/12 20:43:34

"I'd prefer a Harp if you've got one."

12/05/12 11:50:44

Having been recently knighted for his successful business franchises, Roland became better known as Lard of the Rings.

29/03/13 12:29:03

"Pasta la vista baby!"

28/07/12 12:58:46

"Remember, don't speak at the border crossing Dad, just smile and do as I do."

27/07/12 11:47:40

creative x3

" Are you sitting comfortably? well I'll begin, "Once upon a time, a long, long while ago in a far off land, there lived a little girl called Beatrix Potter.."

07/04/13 13:08:16

Chinese philosophy whilst waiting for new hardware store to open. "Just be and queue."

24/02/13 12:08:39

Multiplication tables.

21/09/12 12:10:50

"Grandad, that's the last time I'm patching her up, remember, take your sodding teeth out first."

13/07/12 20:09:52

Kama Kasis

09/07/12 20:18:06

As Simon coldly watched Daphne plunge over the cliff to certain death, he suddenly realised the seriousness of his situation. she had the cigarette lighter.

07/05/12 20:48:19

John thought passing along the side of the car was the best option, whilst the rest of his team mates went over the top.

16/03/12 20:28:14

£50
WINNER

"Hello madam, sorry to interrupt your sleep, but I'm from the Jehovah's witnesses."

07/02/12 14:53:25

After hearing the screams, like the rest of them, Len looked through the fence only to see an attractive young couple, oblivious to the world, heavily engaged in sex. Not one to waste a business opportunity, Len picked everyones pockets and casually ambled away.

26/11/12 20:55:40

Nigel was determined to win the "Light your own fart" competition.

04/07/12 11:15:38

Gary was not allowed to compete in the Walker Cup.

21/04/12 11:29:28

"Picture over Leroy, now get back under the bonnet and do the talking stuff."

19/01/12 20:10:49

Samslung tv.

16/09/11 11:19:19

lol

"You'd have thought someone would have bought me a bloody lighter for my birthday, wouldn't you?"

11/01/13 20:35:35

Rust in peace.

16/11/12 20:08:36

Someone told him it was 'hard core', yet there was nothing on the other side of the wall but rubble, dust and broken bricks.

14/09/12 20:31:57

"Sorry mate, due to cut backs, the governer has decided to combine your last meal with your execution."

27/06/12 20:41:35

There is always an awful lot of bull shit to clear up after any party conference.

07/04/12 11:44:18

Male on sun day.

29/03/12 11:12:37

Donald wasn't a voyeur, it was all proper gander.

20/03/12 20:25:02

Paint stripper.

08/01/12 13:49:48

Little yellow riding hood.

02/09/11 11:10:24

He looked back bewildered, "I didn't think I'd pissed them off enough for them to find me and burn my place down."
"People do funny things Mr Bansal." said the fireman ushering Dev away from his now crumbling and sodden home.

02/04/13 20:28:12

Can all lonely.

13/03/13 12:11:46

Before intercourse could take place, Helga and Royston would sing praises to the elephant diety and work themselves up into a frenzy of joy and passion. Royston would beat his block and quivering with excitement lead them to the bedroom. Here Helga would start to seductively undress and Royston would prematurely ejeculate and collapse on the floor. Helga usually had a headache by this time and would retire alone.

27/12/12 21:18:42

"If I catch one and kill it I'm cruel, if I don't bring any home for supper, I'm called useless, what do I do son?"

"Catch twenty two dad."

20/12/12 22:14:01

"Hi, I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses."

24/11/12 20:35:01

"Hey, Mr bloody bridegroom! remember these do you?"

29/07/12 20:07:52

Beat about the bush.

15/06/12 11:14:15

Being a Basset, Bertie had to put up with Allsorts.

04/02/12 12:10:08

Spread-eagled.

30/01/12 11:15:56

Onions, garlic and a touch of Rosemary. Delicious.

13/01/12 13:06:07

This is what happens when you buy your clothes from "Gap".

28/08/11 12:16:49

Cow and Gate.

22/02/13 11:24:04

"Whatever you do,don't tell mum son, she still thinks I work in an office."

04/02/13 20:34:20

lol

"Is there something stuck to my bum?"
"Yes, a shit Sue."

05/01/13 10:20:05

Dear Mrs Green, I live in the flat underneath, please could you turn your bloody Dyson off!

22/12/12 10:46:28

Board and lodging.

11/11/12 12:52:06